I have this thing where I’m either the worst live performer or the best live performer, which is why my career is in flux

Pop-Rock until I drop

I gotta say, seeing Julie Dorion with 3.2 million monthly listeners on Spotify makes me believe there might be a god

Let’s remember music, food & love are all we have left

Tim Robinson is the most Saskatchewan looking Mf’er in show biz

Music critics (failed musicians) hate the new bar italia and tame impala records, they’re essentially jealous that these artists are allowed to record and write whatever they want and release it, in 10 years they’ll all reassess and call these albums masterpieces

I love how music critics have this twisted little community where they think they are the geniuses because they review music, the musicians are the geniuses ya boneheads

Now imagine if the Canadian music industry celebrated its actual geniuses like Dan Bejar, Steve McBean, Jennifer Castle, Myriam Gendron, Chad VanGaalen, Rick White, Jaxon Haldane, Trevor Rockwell, Crack Cloud, Suzie Ungerleider, Skinny Puppy? Art Bergmann? Mike McDonald (Jr. Gone Wild) ???

I am an underground artist (posting from inside my coffin 6 feet under)

Required reading if you live in Victoria BC

Ya gotta walk the walk, talk the talk, cash the cash and smash the patriarchy

What is love, baby don’t hurt me no mo

I hate when my chub hubs take the ozempic, love a roly poly singer songwriter!

You gotta be born rich to make it in music now folks, it’s always kinda been this way but now more than ever, we need basic income for artists that aren’t tied to generational wealth

New t-shirt available to coincide with my new ep! *All profits from the purchase of this shirt donated to humaniti.ca/causes/gaza-... shuylerjansen.bandcamp.com/merch/shuyle... #FreePalestine

Alt country to wellness anti vaxxer Zionist genocide denier pipeline growing ever stronger in the Canadian music scene

Don’t fall for the NDP, we need radical change

New EP available to stream or buy you decide linktr.ee/shuylerjansen

I have good news, geo blocking has ended the genocide, without Lorde’s music the IDF has no motivation to murder

There has to be at least one good mill or billionaire dying to fund my next album

Name your favourite boy band, mine is the travelling wilburys

Any millionaires need to fund my next album?

The only good fascist is a dead one peeps

If you ask me to write my life story its gonna be an expensive advance because in order to dig deep and tell all these tales there’s going to be a lot of lawyers, pastry chefs and acupuncturists involved and I’m gonna need a new house and some of those good uniball pens

Let each day bring the death of another fascist piece of shit

They say if you stand in front of a camera and lip sync your song more people will watch 🙌👁️👁️ Ride in Chains is from my new EP called DELUJN (vol. 1) Thanks for listening & watching! PS - if anyone in Victoria BC is looking for an acoustic opener in the next few months, please reach out on Insta

It’s weird that people don’t want to own music but just borrow it

Jason Molina season, it’s a big weekend!

Today is a good day to break up with Spotify shuylerjansen.bandcamp.com/music Bandcamp waives fees for artists and labels. If you feel like it, please pick up a t-shirt or download at my bandcamp page.

Thanks Bob

Ladies and gents, I’ve purchased the Smiths from Morri

Happy 25th to Old Reliable’s debut GONE ARE THE DAYS, read more about it here.. www.instagram.com/p/DN07wzX3lI...

I am a rising triangle of art & commerce

Tran$ lives matter, free Pale$tine, toss the fa$cists into the volcano, fight back even if that just means saying it out loud, the protests are finally growing & anyone who cares about actual equality and human rights will be hitting the streets soon so get a new pair of runners

13 albums I’ve been blasting, drop your favs of 2025 in the comments…

Welcome to mantasy island

Neil Young & Crazy Horse through the early 90’s was the greatest live band on earth and no band was better before nor after, and I’m not talking musicianship, I’m talking magic middle aged man energy

Seriously, thank you first responders, ya saved this guys life a couple of times

It’s 2035, everyone’s been a “little bit”🤏🏻 cancelled.

I’ve made an album at home and I’m starting to hate it, it must be almost done

DELUJN (vol. 1) Available to stream everywhere ffm.to/delujnvol1

Ever fallen in love with a skullet?

Never stop writing recording & touring NEVER GIVE UP

It isn’t always gonna be this way / if you see him on the street / what will you say / the disease of conceit / has led you all astray #altmusic #rideinchains #shuylerjansen

She’s beautiful

Playlist I made for eating burritos

Only a loser would ever give in / to your kind of squalor youtu.be/957-coM7Z-s

My guitar doesn’t kill fascists, I do