Hello Transport Victoria?? You know it would look better if you did it like this right??

All I want is someone to make me a cup of tea and pat doggos with me. Instead I keep seeing men who set a timer for aftercare <\3 More thoughts here: open.substack.com/pub/highcapa...

Hello from inside 👋

The internet that raised me was feral and deeply unhinged. But it was also the place where I figured out I was gay. The government's plan to delete that space for the next generation feels... ick. My new Substack: open.substack.com/pub/highcapa...

The internet that raised me was feral and deeply unhinged. But it was also the place where I figured out I was gay. The government's plan to delete that space for the next generation feels... ick. My new Substack: open.substack.com/pub/highcapa...

Metro Tunnel? Football? Together? But how? I have some opinions on getting to the footy post-MM1 open.substack.com/pub/highcapa...

💚 Gay & confused. I wrote a silly substack about how charli xcx accidentally unlocked my gay identity crisis and i think you should read it :) highcapacityhayden.substack.com/p/gay-so-con...

💚 Gay & confused. I wrote a silly substack about how charli xcx accidentally unlocked my gay identity crisis and i think you should read it :) highcapacityhayden.substack.com/p/gay-so-con...

Pretty neat ayee

I was in Sydney and rode everything* - metro, light rail, ferries, even a replacement bus - here’s my slightly chaotic, deeply opinionated transit diary 🚅💅 open.substack.com/pub/highcapa...

Blog: new #Myki readers (and payment options) coming soon. danielbowen.com/2025/04/18/m... #Melbourne #PublicTransport

📢 From 11:59pm tonight, all public transport services will operate on an extremely limited public holiday timetable. 🚌🚋 We understand this is inconvenient. Thank you for your patience as we continue to ignore the way people actually travel on weekends and public holidays.

🚆 Caulfield Station is one of Melbourne’s busiest, but if you can’t use steep ramps, you can’t use this station. No lifts. No escalators. Just… this. Public transport should be accessible to everyone. Sign the petition at: chng.it/q4pwtZQyL5 ✍️

Officially visited all 222 metro train stations - finishing off at Flemington Racecourse on this glorious Melbourne day!

🚨Unfit for the Future!🚨 With the Metro Tunnel opening this year, Caulfield will get even busier - but it’s not fully accessible & passengers must tap on/off just to change platforms! Time to fix this before it gets worse! 📢 Sign & share our petition: buff.ly/ynGyIkK

With the threat of debit card payments, she’s feeling very fragile. Be gentle!

No one in the street furniture industry has ever ridden a bike

The Overland is very odd, I have no idea who it’s supposed to be serving… It’s not exactly cheap, about the same $ as flying, the ‘red class’ isn’t particularly nice either - the car was quite worn & dirty, not exactly a luxury experience. Wouldn’t recommend 11 hours on a train…

🚋 + ☀️ = 😌

They built a secret tunnel under Flinders that no one knows about

Think this one-ups that pretty sunrise from last week 🌅

>Pretty sunrise >Watching trains >Riding my bike >Listening to brat remixes >Great morning

First time riding to work today - it was pretty good!

Happy Munnel testing week!

Ended up making 2!!

Went to visit the newly opened Queens Avenue bike path in Caulfield today, just under a year since @highcapacityhayden.bsky.social and I sat down at a community meeting for the first time. 1/

Infrequent services 👎 Infrequent services departing within one min of each other 👎👎

Don’t normally post baking, especially not recipe development, but anyway heres cake…

Train Tuesday, featuring all the trains (Siemens hiding at the back)

So without any warning the 903 Mordi is bypassing Chadstone “because there is too much traffic” and we can change to a different bus at Oakleigh if we like….

The satisfaction of realising you’re on the last train before replacement busses 😌

Torrential rain <> Hot & Sunny The duality of Melbourne

Good morning sleepyheads 😌

Love parking at Melbourne Central then catching the train 😆

Ughhh can’t they make the diagram make sense?!

Online retailer: Can we leave your package unattended? Me: Yes Aus Post: Your parcel requires a signature, we’ve taken it to the post office Also Aus Post at 4:59: You parcel is ready to collect ☹️

So glad to hear Victoria will have the ‘greatest train ever’

Happy Train Tuesday 🚄

SkyBus & mysterious blue pill now on Apple Maps!

111 years of the route 3! Time to connect it to Oakleigh?

Finally got my licence! Like my new rides?

Yup, the printer at Westall works 👍

Watch a skyrail sunrise once a day they say

Looks like the Myki 2.0 rollout isn’t going to be a timely or smooth one www.theage.com.au/national/vic...

Belgrave - 640 car spaces & seating for 6!

Did a silly walk & ended up here

Good morning skyrail 🫡

Locksmith wanted $180 to unlock my letterbox…. $25 lock picking set on Amazon & I unlocked it in 5 sec (it was way easier than I thought). Anyway now I’ve voted!

The announcements at Parliament are so crisp these days 😌

Glen Eira apparently a huge federal agency?