Goth night at the Southside Speakeasy.

Hi, I'm Mormonism.

Mimosa and the Velvet Underground.

Alcohol and Dead Can Dance. As God intended.

Current status. share.google/YalBI1AiDPXW...

If Rudolph really wants to save the new year then he knows what needs to be done.

A few notes: 1. Did AI come up with the name? 2. Intelligent oral is the best kind of oral.

When you’ve taken down the Xmas decorations

My goal for 2026 is to outlive my enemies.

All this Mark Ruffalo talk is a good reminder for folks to watch Task on HBO. Incredible show.

Son put on his new Sisters of Mercy Body and Soul reissue. Sounds good. Quiet pressing, so crank it up.

Losing two friends who were good and kind and the best people on earth at the age of 50 is cruel and unjust. This is bullshit and I would like a word with the manager.

DUST ON DIRT - Thriller feature Dumped in a parched wilderness as prey by two sadistic Border Patrol officers, a determined young woman realises that to survive she must set a lethal trap – with herself as the bait. Nicholl QF, PAGE finalist. #screenpit #scriptsky #SeRe

My son made us watch Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 last night. Ironically, this morning was garbage day.

A woman unlucky in love gets a second chance with her HS crush after a botched love spell accidentally summons his animated severed head on her doorstep. Now she must find his missing body and the courage to tell him how she feels before she's arrested as a murder suspect. #RoCo #Fea #ScreenPit

HORRORSCOPE - When a woman from the "big city" returns to her small hometown to anonymously write the horoscopes for her father’s newspaper, her new dream job causes nightmares for the locals as her good intentions mess with the stars. #screenpit #RoCo #Fea #4Q #ISA #WrWo

Some of my scripts are old enough to date Leo.

THE CUL-DE-SAC A family struggling with trust issues is forced to take shelter in their home after a chemical bomb renders their cul-de-sac a toxic wasteland. They must learn to work together in order to survive as deadly forces close in on them. #screenpit #fea #th #isa

Puzzle master.

Completely missed this yesterday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGp...

Go outside.

"This could be the greatest thing ever or the worst thing imaginable." Me whenever I try a new recipe.

Ryan boarding the Gigantic away bus and being greeted by Kevin is making me smile past the tears right now.

Don't eat the penis. It's just garnish.

Got my son a Ski Iraq tee because he loves Billy from Six Feet Under. He loves it.

Coffee and Nat.

The yearly watch continues.

James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.

You are now in Bedford Falls.

They are so much worse than any of us could have imagined.

I see more pages of Epstein files have been released. All I can say is: Boys who Rape should All be Destroyed

My office is in the basement of the Capitol while construction is still going on. The doors to the underground parking are open and it's freezing down here. Facilities can't increase the temperature to our area. I'm wearing my Liverpool scarf at my desk and I just realized I'm Bob freaking Cratchit.

Me and the boys driving around looking at Christmas lights.

Little Women '94 is still my favorite.

"You will be haunted by two bros who will beat your asses." Jake Paul and Andrew Tate in A Christmas Barrel* *of laughs

Seeing those clips of Jake Paul getting his jaw smashed has been more satisfying than the release of the Epstein files.

Should come as no surprise that an administration bad at governing is also bad at doing coverup.

I saw a flock of Karens at Trader Joe's this morning.

I weigh ninety-two pounds, you dick.

Replace the redacted black boxes with mirrors. That way when Trump looks at them he sees himself.

The real location of the Epstein files.

It's wet out there. Stay dry and safe, people.

Santa just gave all of Southtown Covid.

I'm team Snow Miser.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Drive-Thru: "Welcome to McDonald's, would you like to try our Ranch or Spicy Snack Wrap(R)?" Me: "One order of Health Care please."

My only wish this Christmas.

Hard to believe this little short that I wrote came out ten years ago this month. Where did the time go? vimeo.com/148313855

If anyone was curious, this is what the tunnel from the parking garage to the Capitol looks like. It smells like a Les Schwab waiting area without the popcorn machine.

Be the kind of public servant who has a member lounge named in your honor after you pass.