When they go low, we get real.

To Marco Rubio When our president asks you to self deport, will you comply. Ask him every day

I finally got to really hear Alice's Restaurant this year. On listen #4

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

I'm pretty sure the joke #sethmeyers got "fixed" was if you say #boeberts name three times, she reaches out and gives you a hand job.

What if Sweet Tooth in Sweet Tooth turned out to grow up to be Sweet Tooth in Twisted Metal.

First year handing out candy as I'm in a neighborhood in a house. 6/10, room for improvement next year and hopefully all the kids enjoyed knocking on our door.

Pumpkin Scared of Pumpkin Gourd on table, 2025

LFG: American traitor with a study guide for the diefication of Vladimir Putin.

True. You reminded me of FDR's Four Freedoms speech: "No realistic American can expect from a dictator’s peace international generosity, or return of true independence, or world disarmament, or freedom of expression, or freedom of religion – or even good business..." share.google/aflBDoEKkyva...

"Even Mussolini was better at Fascist architecture than Trump." - Alex Wagner #colbertlateshow

I'm pretty sure this guy is a Russian asset or is auditioning to be one. www.ncleg.gov/Members/Biog...

So this apparent fascist revolution is happening. But they are very stupid and incompetent. But I hate to come to this realization that they are going to get a lot of Americans killed. #nokings

#Freedom from fascist wannabe dictators is #Antifa #NoKings #AntiFascist #AntiRepublican #AntiGOP #antiDonaldTrump #antiNazi

If they think this is bad, wait until our locust costumes come in 🤟😎

Stand up America

When is Hogan's Heroes banned. I don't have a Musk account

My mom is 77. For some reason she said she owed me for a tip at a restaurant whenever ago that I covered and out of the blue, she paid me back. In a bunch of ones. This money is in a box. My wife and I will never spend because we call it my mom's stripper money. She neither confirmed nor denied.

Am I wrong for still being livid that idiots in my metro chose Trump last November because leftists threw a huge tantrum that a school board didn't have a comprehensive, published and reviewed foreign policy position on the Middle East?

This is false: www.reuters.com/fact-check/m...

The #GOP truly is a big tent party. When they say "Fuck kids" , the party has a policy for what ever connotation of the word fuck they meant.

A sheep in wolf's diapers. Fucking brutal from Newsom.

I'm pretty sure the Tremont in Charlotte, NC has given me decades of nightmares about bathrooms and wet feet. It only took me 30 years to figure this out.

Did South Park s27e05 air tonight? It didn't record and I can't find a stream. #southpark

Thinking a lot about Vaclav Havel tonight. #freedom

"Consider yourself in such a situation where a man would not fear for his life" John Adams. Don't make decisions out of fear. Make decisions out of principle. #democracy

So should we expect Prince Harry to have a meltdown and tantrum because TV was mean to him or is it just our thin-skinned king that can't handle anything because he's a punk ass bitch? #trump #southpark

My sympathies are with Erika Kirk. No one deserves to lose a family member. But someone needs to tell her that “furthering Charlie’s message” means, by his logic, shutting up…because to him, a 36-year-old woman without a man is useless. That’s not my message. That was his.

The radical Right is trying to lionize Charlie Kirk, but Charlie Kirk keeps getting in the way.

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

What if the Kirk shooter was actually one of his disgruntled gay lovers? He was MAGA and virulently anti-gay. The only hole in this theory is that his lover didn't use a hammer. Am I doing this right? #charliekirk

Apparently, it's children who have to die to preserve our second amendment, but when the adults who advocate for the deaths of children die, it's a tragedy #charliekirk

Does menopause mean nightly beatings? Because this one might need some help. upper back and neck

Keep spreading the fuckery. I'ma spread the fuckery in North Carolina, Virginia, Delaware and possibly New Jersey this weekend.

Heading to bumfuck tomorrow. Gonna ask BuddyRoe if I can get one of those quick firing shoulder boom boom sticks. He gonna Hayup.

I wonder if there are actors who have to find a sad place where they think about how in March 2024, a poll asked if people were worse off than in March 2020. And a majority said March 2024 was worse. And then they can demonstrate the despair at an impending military invasion and fascist takeover.

Like the photo in the 60s of the hippie girl putting a daisy in the gun barrel…

Portishead. Roads. We have a....

I watched Life of Chuck. I reject that the multitudes are eradicated at my death. I am multitudes because of everyone else.

So the left lost the anti-capitalist angle to mercantilist anti-capitalists. I'm looking forward to seeing how they fail further after that stupid pro-Hamas play last October.

The second amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the second amendment.

So for the next protest, I plan on terrorizing the occupying military with pictures of sandwiches.

Keep spreading the fuckery. I'ma spread the fuckery in North Carolina, Virginia, Delaware and possibly New Jersey this weekend.

I DO NOT BOW TO AN IMPOTENT, INCONTINENT TODDLER KING. #NOKINGS #DIAPERDON #PEDOKING

"Consider yourself in such a situation where a man would not fear for his life" John Adams. Don't make decisions out of fear. Make decisions out of principle. #democracy