There are people who think Jakarta is a city in India or Pakistan. I suddenly don't feel so bad about not knowing exactly where everything is in the middle of Europe. (The rest I'm decent at)

Is MGM still a thing? I've suddenly realised I don't remember the last time I saw the roaring lion.....

They keep mentioning 'a tumultuous year for' Ummmm it was made tumultuous FOR him. Unnecessarily.

I've just referred to myself as 'middle aged' for the first time ever. It was while speaking with an elder I came across in the lift, but still. Excuse me while I go sit with this for a minite. Cos it feels WEIRRRRRRDDD

They gave it to a female politician 😂🤣😂🤣👌🏽🤌🏽

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WTF is this intro Sky?! 😂🤣🤦🏽‍♀️ #SingaporeGP

I need F1 and international rugby to get their scheduling in order. Stop making me pick between the Boks and quali GADDAMN it!!

Didn't expect there to be so many godbotherers in central Canberra tbh They're well dressed and super deceptive.

Whenever I spend a little time in a new apartment (2015 onwards) I'm gobsmacked at how they manage to charge so much for cardboard walls. Lying here acutely aware of the residents moving around in the next apartment, others entering and exiting down the hall. To help with building codes huh Aust?

Oriiiite, let's do this Canada!! #RWC2025

this woman has been working at Nintendo for almost 20 years and nearly a decade longer than the guy she is replacing how much more qualified does she have to be lol

Why am I hearing chanting on the streets at 4am Friday? What major sporting event could possibly been scheduled for an Euro Thursday night??

Is blusky down for everyone or just me 😂

Have the American rapturers woken up yet?

Does IMDb know their app has been broken for well over a month now? Secondary pages don't load. Over wifi, mobile data and 2 different countries.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Spent yet another gathering explaining to migrants that any anti-asylum, anti-'mass migration' rhetoric is also anti literally everyone at that table cos WE ARE ALL MIGRANTS FFS I'm so fucking sick of constantly having to explain this basic shit.

Is Paypal borked today? Having issues making and taking payments

Had a nap and overslept, but woke up in time for Springboks Women's first try. Hopefully this means I last the match #NZLvRSA #RWC2025

While I'm going for the Boks in this one and they're leading, there's still no knowing who's gonna win. EXCITINGGGGGG #NZLvRSA

Sometimes I really don't mind a delay on ground, since our flight time just got shortened to 6 hr 40 min fuck yeahhhh What I did mind was the obnoxious asshole in line who wouldn't shut the fuck up abt delay and when I turned to inform him, got all agro on me. One raised eye brow turned his vol down

Two young ladies in the airport restroom, brushing their teeth and continuing their conversation like they don't currently have anything else going on. Absolutely remarkable.

Dear Albanese, The FUCK are you doing. How is his govt on the wrong side of every fucking issue?!?!!!

'Up to $600' That's *all*??!!!

Turns out when you die in this day and age, people keep sending you emails a year post event. And I'm talking the stuff someone actually hits 'Send' on 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😂 #NoEscape

Seat in front of me: small coughs Seat behind me: Big phlegmy coughs Gaddamn I hope the mask I have on is up to this for 8 hrs 😣

Captain makes his first announcement. Sounds like he has a South African accent Dekbwain immediately: GO DA BOKS!!! 🤙🏽

Why do airlines insist on starting boating at the gate when the doors of the fucking plane aren't even open. FFS

I recently got a new Mac after 9 yrs on my old one, and this one updated itself while in sleep?! Zero settings available to turn updates off. That's.... concerning.

I recently chanced upon Mo Gilligan's podcast and it's quickly made it into my regular rotation. The conversations are good, but when he laughs - I mean REALLY loses it - it just makes me and everything bright. (Which is the best way I can put it given I'm usually listening on my late night walks)

This should get WIDE circulation: MIT stating that it “has no confidence in the provenance, reliability or validity of the data and has no confidence in the veracity of the research contained in the paper.” gizmodo.com/mit-backs-aw...

I've come downstairs and the first thing I see is a dark shadow sitting at the door to backyard. I approach. It's a black cat. A giant black cat sitting on the door mat, looking out intently into the darkness, watching my yard. I get closer. It turns and looks at me like - oh you live here??

No sleep tonight. I even turned the show I was watching off, stopped the urge to binge, and went to bed early. Yet here we are at 5.40am Keep trying or give up and start the day? 🤦🏽‍♀️

The biggest pushers of AI are so unthinking - actually, that makes PERFECT sense.

"Let's make more data centres for AI in Australia" And with what water will you be cooling em exactly?? Cos like, we have so much of it yeah? 🙄

Dr. Yael Harrari receiving diploma at Tel Aviv University’s School of Medicine graduation. Shirt says: first do no harm, and harm is crossed out and it says GENOCIDE

“It would be harsh, but not entirely inaccurate, to observe that Scott Farquhar’s contribution to the intellectual property debate has been ironically light on intellect.” www.unmade.media/p/ais-copyri...

Wow! Bendigo Writers Festival (15 - 17 Aug) is making guest speakers sign a last-minute agreement to not mention Israel's genocide of Palestinians. Writers who care about human rights are cancelling. Any writer/guest still thinking of appearing should seriously reconsider. Stand up! Refuse to comply

We need about 300 more scientists before we let teachers loose on the database! Tell your colleagues, we need ya!

FIFA will make billions from the World Cup. Don’t give them your free labour.

Fucking dickheads.

If ya wanna watch an organisation waste plenty time while making it look like they're doing something meaningful, these past few days about 'recognising Palestine as a state' is a great eg. It's already a state. It has been. You were meant to address the people of the state dying from starvation.

I read last week that Apple is sitting on 160some billion worth of cash reserves and it's stuck in my head. Every morning I wake up with that fact in my head. All the good you could do in the world, but nah, let's just sit on it. Billionaires ain't the only problem we have.

Oh no. I'm out of Big Backyard Quiz episodes 😖 #SBSOnDemand

Doesn't matter how many historical pieces I watch or which people they're about, when the colonisers make land I'm always all "Stop the infighting you fools!! Look THERE! Ya gotta stop these fuckers. Do not be nice. DO. NOT. TRUST ARRGGGHHHHHH"

Started watching Chief of War. 10 mins in and I'm really loving it. Had no idea it was all in Ōlelo Hawai'i!! This is brilliant! Gimme MOAR!

Not gonna lie, I thought this a while ago but never said it. Like, they left us with THIS DUDE?!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️

Just finished with The Patient and g a d d a m This is a good show. Not sure how I missed it whenever it came out. Only stumbled on it and yeah, this one's gonna stick in my head a while. Phewwwwwww