“Vixi, risi, amavi” —wine aunt Julius Caesar

trying to make a silly aesthetic conlang knowing I will never reach the level of whimsy that is “honkbal hoofdklasse”

The Chad Mitchell Trio, brought down to date themselves Original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqY5... We didn't know at all We didn't see a thing You can't hold us to blame What could we do? It was a terrible shame But we can't bear the blame Oh no, not us, we didn't know

having too much fun with these

FDR became president after having been the running mate on the losing ticket 12 years prior. In this essay, I will explain why Tim Kaine

christ without hrt is just cis

ok so when you “break the mold” you’re hailed as “an artistic genius” and “pioneering” but when *I* do it I’m “fired for damaging workplace equipment” or “arrested on charges of bioterrorism”

"Now I am become Gostak, the distimmer of doshes" – Lev Shcherba, inventor of the glokaya kuzdra, after shteckly kurdyaking the bokryonka

why so frumious? — the jabberwocker she whifflin on my tulgey wood till it burbled as it came slithy tove gyres worst gimble, asked to leave wabe uffish thinkers be like "this day ain't frabjous", my beamish boy THOU hast slain the jabberwock a second vorpal blade has snicker-snacked the manxome foe

if they make the silmarillion into a movie it will be the first to gross 1 silmarillion dollars

Ed Balls

Here is the version for your cat.

fun language fact: you can translate any French word into English and vice versa by applying a few simple substitutions: - vowel with circumflex ↔ vowel + s - word-initial gu ↔ w - word-initial é ↔ s ex: sûr, Guyane, égyptien → susr, Wyane, sgyptien ex: mouse, write, smart → moûe, gurite, émart

I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion reposts on Bluesky. She said she doesn't believe me. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle to comprehend large numbers. Let's repost away and prove her wrong everyone!

Those were simpler times.

Ed Balls

fun fact once i am elected goddess-empress of the cosmos i will replace jury duty with yuri duty

top 15 EPIC fact about URINE the WOKE LEFT doesn't want YOU to know

reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you better

y'know, I don't think th- *disappears in a puff of smoke*

Ed Balls