Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two images.

McSorely’s absence from the @mls.bsky.social ‘Player of the Matchday,’ nominees is a disgrace to whoever is involved in deciding the list and the league. #AllforCity

Anyone thinking about this right now? It was SO important to him to have the opportunity to get on the first team and he FINALLY got his chance and he TOOK IT. I’m so happy for him. 🥹

Holy crap, Burk!!!! #AllforCity

That was the fastest header I’ve ever seen. #AllforCity

Joyner getting his first MLS goal? McSorely getting his first start, goal, and brace? #AllforCity #City2

MCSORELY WITH THE BRACE!!!!!!!! #AllforCity

Shout out to the #AllforCity app for delaying their goal notifications. Getting spoiled for those in 2023/2024 was not fun.

This is why you don’t get your hopes up. #AllforCITY

MCSORELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AllforCITY

I hate west coast games. I just want to be able to sleep as much as I want on the weekends. 🫩😭 #AllforCITY better make this worth it. 😅

Last weekend my 5 year old nephew told my dad to give him feedback on his sick 🤙 swim moves (jumping up and down) by “liking,” and “subscribing.” I’m honestly not sure what to think about that. 🙃

Western conference clinched! #City2 #AllforCITY

This data center would set St. Louis back decades, if not more, in our quest to improve our city. These things are vile and should not be built anywhere near us.

Hackworth’s family brought his dog to Pups at the Park 🐶 and he came over to give the pup some love before the game started. Took me a minute to realize he didn’t stop everything to come over and pet a random dog. 😅 #AllforCITY #TheImportantNews

Something weird is going on with the cameras on this game. It honestly feels like I’m watching a game that’s already been played and has been edited. #AllforCITY

This honestly feels like watching #AllforCITY play itself. 😅

Is the grass like extra long on this pitch or are we just overcorrecting our tendency to overpower stuff? #AllforCITY

We shoulda worn our red jerseys. Would’ve made it a much more aesthetic match to watch. #AllforCITY

Our defence is making some…interesting choices #AllforCITY

Pippa and Nymeria are enjoying their time at Pups at the Park! #AllforCity

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

I love when direct tv stops working in the middle of a game. 🙄 #USMNT

Did anyone at the press conference ask about the jersey Celio held up with the name ‘Pretlet’ on it? Someone mentioned it might be a reference to a video analyst for the club, but I’m still curious. #AllforCity

Main thoughts while rewatching True Blood: 1. It’s scary that they filmed all of this without intimacy coordinators. 2. How consistently dehydrated the male actors had to be to have their abs show like that so frequently. Seems dangerous. 3. Holy melodrama!

Dallas players tonight. #AllforCITY

Kessler, bud, I’m gonna need you stop doing that. #AllforCITY

Celioooooooo! 🚀 #AllforCITY

Are you kidding me??? #AllforCITY

If we can’t make anything out of this red card situation, we are in bigger trouble than I thought. #AllforCITY

Why am I seeing Christmas advertisements in SEPTEMBER?? Can we not?

Shout out to the person with the “This man ate my son,” “Horse Denier,” and, “please be patient, I’m 9 years old,” bumper stickers. Gave me a good laugh today.

It’s not about drug cartels. It’s not about drug cartels. It’s not about drug cartels. It’s not about drug cartels. It’s not about drug cartels. It’s not about drug cartels. It’s not about drug cartels. It’s not about drug cartels. It’s not about drug cartels. It’s not about drug cartels.

Why is almost every semi-cute piece of women’s MLS merch (shirts) always got at least one funky feature? Here is a list of what I’ve found: 1. Odd proportions 2. Confusing and unpleasant texture 3. Only built for the tundra or 80°+ 4. Puffy sleeves with cuffed wrists 5. “Sticky” latex City SC crest

Rewatching Tru Blood in my 30s means realizing how good these actors had to be just to keep a straight face while filming this show.

Oh this makes me happy! He deserves this shot.

All that’s missing is a ukulele.

Maybe I’m just too new to soccer, but as captain, shouldn’t Messi have actually been at least trying to do something to keep his team in line and ya know, be a leader?

The lung capacity of the announcer for that goal was impressive. #City2 #AllforCity

I’m still trying to figure out what the heck happened with this. Honestly from where I was sitting it looked almost deliberate by both parties. I know it wasn’t but I can’t make heads or tails of what I saw.

I’m so dang proud of this kid!!!

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I might’ve shattered my neighbours’ eardrums with celebration for that one!! #AllforCity #Joyner

I’m blaming the disruption caused by the Lutz firing. I don’t care if it’s true, it makes me feel better. #AllforCity 😭

There has to be a reason Fall still isn’t in, right? #AllforCity

Why no change at half? Seriously.

I’m still trying to figure out how Wallem and Lowen ran into each other. #AllforCity