happily married but also very much in love with Haley Lu Richardson

Our lord and savior Kurt Ballou has returned to shred once again 🙏🙏🙏

it’s going well and if you’re looking for a good lifting soundtrack I’m loving the new CRUSH YOUR SOUL record

yep uh huh ok sure

maybe one of the least fun episodes of drag race ever

watching the new muppet show special and screaming “where’s bean bunny” repeatedly

I hate it when everyone is right about stuff: 1) exercise is good for mental health (I feel decent after working out sigh) 2) gotta eat lots of protein (I feel fuller longer smh)

some days I’ll be ready to cry and I’ll put on the tv and some kind of dog show will miraculously be on to make my day better

Uh oh

k*lling myself postponed because I need to see what connor storrie does next

In the middle of my doom scrolling connor storrie will appear and make everything ok for a second I love him!

What can we do? How do we stop this?

the federal government is executing citizens in broad daylight. I can’t even fathom to think what’s happening in the detention camps where no one is recording. it’s all too much

THERE WAS A GOALIE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need someone from Gen Z to explain why cigarettes are back. I’m too millennial and shaped by Phillip Morris anti cigarette PSAs to understand

GO BILLS

everything is terrible here’s me and this goober

fuck Gary bettman I am not falling for ANY of his heated rivalry praise. never forget the bullshit he pulled with pride night.

I’m getting into weightlifting this year, give me your best lifting soundtrack. the heavier the better

Jon Hamm who?????? I’m in love with a 25-year-old from Texas now

Traitors is making my crush on Kristen Kish so much worse 😭😭😭

I don't think the Luke stuff the other night was even about Luke. I think the fanbase is (rightly) starting to experience a psychotic episode because this team was supposed to be a contender for a decade and is instead an unwatchable shitheap.

time to clean house. enough is enough

insert sad vague posting here

man I need this new angel du$t record to come out already damnit

Yall I fucking hate steely dan

WHAY IS HAPPENING

this worked with billie joe once

can’t remember the last time I was this pissed at this hockey team. Hynes era maybe?

Ondrej Palat needs to be traded yesterday. Awful player

I am nearly 36 years old.

My brain has become diseased over these last few weeks with a terminal case of Connor Storrie-itis

goodbye Ilya and Shane you salvaged 2025 for me

Down so bad for Zosia

just thinking about my boy Jake Allen

what are the odds my spouse will let me frame the photo of hudson and connor drinking seltzer in their towels and hang it in my bathroom

Everything sucks except the Agriculture record from October

this weeks episode of survivor was full on rage bait. I hate this season so much

we suck but at the end of the day Vegas is still a deplorable franchise 👍

where’s my goalie fight? I WANT MY GOALIE FIGHT

would ya look at that, another bad day to be a Jake Allen hater!

also quite rude the devils play in Buffalo thanksgiving weekend the one year I’m not home

96 Quite Bitter Beings playing at key bank center, I LOVE BUFFALO NEW YORK

grateful this human being exists on this same planet

QUESTION OF THE DAY: I am struggling to function on every level today (emotional, mental, physical). Will a large Coca-Cola save my life? Will report back.

the more this game progresses the angrier I am that I spent money to witness the last game in person

glasssyyy

that by far was the most boring 90 minutes I’ve had in a long time and I was in the emergency room earlier this week #survivor49

reminder that the blackhawks are a despicable franchise that deserves nothing good 👍