I care about them so much.

Ran Out of Poolwine…Had to bring out Ol’ Reliable

I think of myself as a kind individual. Even though morals are a tad overrated.

THAT WAYNE. THIS IS NOT AT ALL WHAT WE AGREED ON. WHAT THE SHIT. AGHBHGHHG!!!!!!!!;;

Ha-ha, this is about to be good.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

I shall eat you raw, just like nature intended.

About to have a yummy snack. I am not the only one who succumbs to the nightly cravings, am I?

What a sight. Cannot wait to spend here the next half a year.

Remember when I kissed both of Wayne's parents? I should do that again.