MULHOLLAND DRIVE x HAMLET x TTPD Paddy is a b-list Irish actor. He is desperate for MORE fame and Hollywood movies. While starring in a mediocre play, he makes a bloody deal with a Hollywood producer. His sanity is pushed to the edge as his career blossoms #posterpit #a #q #c

EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS x TTPD Betty is a shy art student working as an usher at the Elysian.Her mad coworkers become her muses. There is an affair. Innocence & morals are lost in the decay of theatre. Will Betty become the woman & artist she is meant to be? #posterpit #a #q #c

🎸 daisy jones x knives out 🗡 the songstress, the high-flyer, the gambler, the sweetheart, the watcher, the matriarch and the rogue. seven suspects. one the killer of renowned rockstar sam corvi. but who? only they can tell you #posterpit #q #a #lf #m

BACKSTAGE: Paddy, a famous actor is desperate for MORE. He makes a bloody deal for more fame. FRONT OF HOUSE: Betty, a naive usher embarks on an affair. It pushes her artistically and morally. But at what cost is the price of their souls and artistic voice? #PosterPit #A #Q #C

I just remembered this place exists. Oooops!

(I couldn't resist making one for my current WIP as it's on my mind constantly!) From 1846 Ireland to 2025 Australia. A day in the life of seven Irish women, connected across 3 centuries by blood, bogs, secrets, and the ever-changing tides of life. #questpit #W #HF #LF

BOY PARTS x MULHOLLAND DRIVE ⭐WELCOME TO THE ELYSIAN⭐ literary fiction complete at 87k and querying now! 🪰 Faustian deal 🪰 bisexual celeb in crisis 🪰 biblical visions 🪰 unexpected muses 🪰 decaying theatre 🪰 #metoo inspired 🪰 working class rep #questpit #q #a #LF

#PosterPit #PosterPitQ #F #H #A MOSSWOOD An unusual town. A dark, eerie forest. A string of disappearances. Three misfits. A mystery they would die to solve. THE RAVEN BOYS meets PIRANESI by way of David Lynch in this dark coming-of-age with queer & autistic representation!

The Strangehorn mausoleum in Highgate Cemetery conceals a time machine - a one-way ticket to Victorian London. When three cousins become stranded in 1860, their search for a way home is threatened by a gang of necromancers - and their grandfather is a prominent member. #A #F #PosterPit #PosterPitW

Paddy & Betty fall prey to the toxic dynamic of the theatre industry. Both must face whether their artistic ambitions are worth the cost of their mouldering morals and careers. 🎭Faustian deal 🎭Bisexual celebrity in crisis 🎭Art school wankers #posterpit #posterpitQ #litfic #A

"Paddy found himself on cobblestones blistering with the wet neon glow of Soho around him. " WELCOME TO THE ELYSIAN complete at 87k | Literary Fiction #amquerying #1stlinePit #A #Q #CON #LF #writingcommunity

Presenting at #UnhingedPit my complete at 88k words: WELCOME TO THE ELYSIAN. in an old London theatre. 2 awkward sluts (one a famous bisexual actor, one an usher) wrangle affairs, selling their souls, challenging power dynamics & power bottoms #lgbt #a #literaryfiction #q

So many beloved pop stars getting their hearts broken in Hampstead!

I keep forgetting about this account! I am here! I started novel no2 officially this week? I've started going to the gym. Yet in a 2 month long endometriosis flare up. Life is... certainly doing its thing.

Happy Birthday to me. Just almost stepped in human shit in the tunnel at Tulse Hill station 😐

My latest WEEKLY R.E.P.O.R.T up on my substack. Featuring Doechii, Toby Carvery, Amandaland and Hacks 💖 mirrorballbycarrie.substack.com/p/weekly-rep...

HACKS WRITERS, WAS THIS A SEX AND THE CITY *AND* MAD MEN PISSING CROSSOVER? Because if it's just a magnificent coincidence I am delighted either way!

I've been dealing with a migraine AND a stye and just watched first two episodes of Amandaland and the Shin Fame/Sinn Fein joke nearly made me piss my self laughing

Doechii is the woman bringing me out of my seasonal depression.

Just made a grave mistake, a mistake that I have never made in 37 years of being a south east Londoner. I accidentally got trapped amongst a crush of lairy football fans leaving Millwall. My dad worked next to Millwall for years and I still avoided it! Am now v late for dinner.

Watched The Brutalist at the Barbican tonight (obviously). Incredible film that felt like a novel. Am still processing it. Glad the intermission was there! Made everyone take a breath. Also wasn't expecting Joe Alwyn in it, or that he was going to be so fucking creepy. Jesus christ.

I'm doing my usual SATC rewatch and this is the first time I've clocked that Aiden is potentially richer than Big...

I spent half of January abroad, having a lovely time. I've been in three continents...! I've seen monsoons and one small bushfire! I've swum in the Indian Ocean! and yet January in the UK persists. this WEEK persists. I have never felt time drag like it has been now.

Got the rotisserie chicken from the M&S in Brixton today. a As I ripped into the buttery flesh like a feral fox, I honestly felt my soul heal a little bit.

An upside to losing David Lynch is that I'm spoilt for choice for DL film screenings now. So many ON and around my birthday. Aquarians for Aquarians!

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

I've been utterly devastated by David Lynch's death so I wrote about what he meant to me and how his art has got me through dark times, here in my substack mirrorballbycarrie.substack.com/p/living-ins...

Some of the PRICES people are listing their USED skanky Birkenstocks for on Vinted is an absolute joke.

Andrew Garfield deserves better.

I have been insanely and HORRIBLY busy but here is my v sad girl #spotifywrapped

Omg a Bunbury shout out 🇦🇺 #strictly

It's a relief to see a fun charleston after what feels like... endless rumbas! #strictly

My SATC teeshirt got ruined in the wash and now my girls look like they're in a nuclear blast

I have fifteen days of my 9-5 left before I jet off on holiday until MID JANUARY.

You can't tell in this picture but it was snowing in Farringdon this morning!

Sometimes when I can't sleep I go on right move to see local properties. This is a terraced house in Camberwell. A TERRACED HOUSE IN CAMBERWELL THAT WAS £30k IN 1996! This has given me palpitations. Surely the worst one I've seen.

Never thought my Olympics and Mad Men knowledge could come in SO HANDY right now #onlyconnect

Okay bsky - which is the best TK Maxx in London (central/south) to buy a massive suitcase from?

Just saw my first load of AI bollocks on here 💔

I just joined the local gym.... I've never even been inside a gym. God bless the Blue Light card because I would NEVER join otherwise.

MONTELL AND JOJO AGAIN?! I will never forgive this stupid country #strictly

One of the last true joys in life - reading a good book on a train or bus - has been ruined by people blasting music and games loudly on their phones. Like shut the fuck up!! Do I retaliate by playing Taylor Swift as loudly and annoyingly as my phone will allow?

I asked my siblings if I could watch the Eras tour with my nieces this Christmas and I think my sister (who is the same age as Taylor Swift) might be the only person in the world who doesn't really know who Taylor Swift is 😭

"Everyone in my village back home expected me to become the BIGGEST STAR." - Gary Barlow in #boyhandsforever

Faves tonight were: Dianne and Chris, Vito and Sarah, Montell and Jojo! Tbh they're my finalists! #strictly

FUCK! That was so good, am in glittery disco ball tears over Chris and Dianne! The glamour! The ease! The wit! The lifts! The confidence! #strictly

How the hell do I stop seeing bad art on the discover page? It's relentless. If I wanted to see GCSE art I would've become an art teacher.

Today is a big day: today I finally start sending my novel out into the world. Four years of hard work to get to this point! I've had so much help from randoms on Reddit, people in publishing on social media, the odd friend in publishing, and the W&A handbook. I am ready?! I think?!

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