Shout out to Mosqy, stepped up at right back when we needed him, didnt give them a sniff.

Banged me head now

Still here, I recommend it

Stupid fucking game

Cautious lineup, aiming for a good old fashioned 7-5 to the Arsenal

A train driver friend of mine had the worst possible thing happen a few days ago. Please call or seek help should you need it.

Whack

Hello

Sat here cheering on Hearts, despite not being able to name a single one of their players (ever, not just current).

Just heard our Eurovision entry, reminds me of when I had gout last month.

Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, Cat, Holly, Kochanski

I can officially confirm the new home kit has my approval. Red socks 👍

Why I was sacked from Ryman’s….

Bowen quite measured tbf.

Going to name my first born son David Leo Gabriel Pembrey. He's already 12 and supports Charlton but sorry lad thems the rules.

I hate fucking football

Wiltorrrrrrrrrrr

So it's Paris again for the Champions League Final #Bookends

2 goals down whatever

Kane rolling around for 30 seconds at 2-0 down 🤦‍♂️

We all celebrated your mum last night too

I dont care who wins the second place play off

63 games we will play this season, out of a maximum of 65. This squad (inc staff) have given us their soul.

Arteta has the chsnce to do the funniest thing in Budapest

Starting to sink in now, starting to feel fucking great now. Starting to realise I won’t sleep until June now.

Love how this Arsenal are not to be fucked with, from top to bottom.

Thank you dad for giving me this incurable condition, sorry mum for my language all night. Let's finish it this time Gunners. We're on our wayyyyyÿyy we're on our wayyyyyyy

Griezmann

No rush Oblak, have a rest

Laces skipper

Good as a goal from Gabby

We've got to hold on, to what we've got.

Perfect half time tune

The neighbours knew about that one

Be decisive Gyoky, try a cross, if it gets blocked it gets blocked, might win a corner

I want 6 penalties there

Excellent Myles

Eze sold Gyok a wrongun there, great hold up play, laid it off then Eber gives him a hospital ball back

Come on Arsenal

Great final

Congratulations Wu Yize

Decider at the crucible

Just beat Wet Sham, forget GD, 3 points

Ill take it, ill take it.

Still watching the snooker, I will not die for this

Squeaky bum time at the Crucible

Shaun Murphy on fire

Slightly diminish a book.... Animal Fart