stg i catch feelings quicker than a victorian child caught smallpox

haha this isn’t my first rodeo pal. I asked chatgpt all about rodeos before I got here to the oh my god I’m being gored to death

maybe i should just sign up for an AI lobotomy. fuck it man. thinking sucks. using skills that i’ve honed over a lifetime is loser behavior

my upcoming album [ vinyl + digital ] 'Asymmetry' is now available for pre-order : ] : ] (ultra limited test pressings are also available for anyone interested) [ it's also @bandcamp.com Friday !!! ] alexkozobolis.bandcamp.com/album/asymme...

take that, my ex-girlfriends birthday

disassociated in a Teams meeting again

It’s the time of year when I start thinking I’d happily give up public healthcare, 6 weeks vacation, public transit, and cycling infrastructure just to catch a couple of Giants home games

on my little after work bike ride I was daydreaming about getting a skateboard again, but then I lightly bonked my knee on my pedal when I was locking up my bike and now I’m dreaming about being put down like a horse

holy crap new deftones

I just bought a linen shirt from an instagram ad, doc. does that answer the “how many sexual partners have u had in the last 6 months” question

channeling when in rome, omd, the cure, the sundays, mazzy star on the new impossible germany record 🖤

gonna go stand under high tension power lines until AI starts sounding like a cool and helpful technology

I don’t get to start conversations by saying “Breaker, breaker” as much as I thought I would when I was a kid. I do hand out “Kind Regards” about 50 times a day though, which sucks shit

this is so good bbuussggaass.bandcamp.com/album/mercy-...

it’s that time of year where I just show strangers my legs without any warning. jesus christ

your boss (trying to hide the bite) haha I knoww I’m on your side man, here’s the thing

i bet people in wagon trains in the old west would absolutely hate my music

Thanks to @bandcamp.com for including The Impossible Germany EP in New and Notable 💕

I wish I loved anything as much as drummers love beating the fuck out of a drum kit while I’m trying to tune my guitar

The Impossible Germany EP from @alex-kozobolis.bsky.social & me is out nowwww ____________ 👩🏼‍🚀 Listen where you listen 👩🏼‍🚀 ffm.to/gynbm1b

thank you Don Letts & @bbc6music.bsky.social for playing impossible germany on Culture Clash 💕

At a curious intersection of my life where I have to seriously consider if I can afford NOT to have a Big Dog Summer

2008

I’ve become extremely My Chemical Romance-pilled

did a sleep snore tracking thing last night and have now submitted Medal of Honor recommendations to the chief of staff for all my ex girlfriends

listening to my playlist of songs that are Manchurian Candidate style depressive episode triggers

i’m either getting roasted or complemented by the heavens

There’s a lovely piece by @carlgriff.bsky.social on Impossible Germany in this month’s issue 💘

Chuck? Schumer??

stealing valor from off-the-clock athletes by wearing athleisure

I don’t think I’d want to start or lead a cult (admin job- boring, stressful, paperwork), but being like the janitor or doing some gardening around the compound sounds alright

Berlin club fashion is dressing up like a krokodil dealer who’s about to get killed at the blood rave by Blade

how your email found me

angelic mode 📷: Rodrigo Rubio

Hi friends, New single out today from ur situationship Impossible Germany <3 https://impossiblegermany.bandcamp.com/album/the-impossible-germany-ep https://open.spotify.com/track/2vaZlJKSi0KzgWwGsAfQAb?si=95ff8234c3e3480d https://music.apple.com/de/album/holy-terror/1795780311?i=1795780466

a bike ride in the sun and some Enya could fix me

just heard the 1-877-Kars4Kids song for the first time this year during a Giants pre-season broadcast. We’re so back

manic pixie bean boy

cccptv

my brothers have written the most profound song I’ve heard in 20 years. Hits like Ummah + Neil Young inside Desaparecidos wrapped in 80s REM

pretty pumped on this ✨

one pretty famous quality of nazis is that reasoning with them doesn’t work. wiping the fucking floor with their lifeless bodies has on the other hand worked pretty well historically

set linkedin alerts for jobs crushing beers and whipping shitties in an old pickup in the Australian outback

it’s a specific cruelty that I can’t dissociate in a grocery store on sundays in this country

life tip: you get to decide what counts as success. for instance you can say you are trying to look like a strange creature and then take pride in acocmplishing yuor goal