The anti-porn discourse on Twitter is frying my brain I had to escape that hellhole for a sec

The “Jared Leto”-fication of Alex Olsen

ethel cain i need you so bad

Kay Poyer do you fuck with dudes who live at home and drive a 2004 Toyota Camry?

I feel like as I grow older people care about the Oscars more and more. I think I gotta become more of a movie person again

Blueskussy

Every time I take magnesium before bed I have a weird ass dream and wake up at 4:30 anyway so what’s the point

Every trans person in America is more courageous than its soldiers. Every person of colour who is forced to navigate life in a country that treats them with open hostility is more courageous. Everyone in Minneapolis and beyond, refusing to allow armed goons to destroy their communities, is braver.

Addison Rae’s feet and some whipped cream would fix me rn

Hockey has some of the worst tourists ever right now. On one hand you have the Heated Rivalry fans who come in unaware of how genuinely homophobic, conservative, and “Old Boys Club”-ish the league is. Then on the other, you’ve got the influx of Post-Olympics Americans larping as fans.

Been up since 4:30 man my sleep schedule is beyond fried

Alright folks all this lib shit is done and over with we getting the leftists bad bitches and real niggas over here

I will never fumble a Filipino woman again for as long as I live

I need one of these World of Warcraft devs to hit my dm’s and let me know if it’s even worth leveling a SoD character right now or if they’re all getting wiped 😔💔

I have GOT to start posting on here more I gotta free myself from twitter brainrot

Who believes this shit

This really is the American Century of Humiliation

McDavid shaved and the Oilers won

Every time I peep the Grammy nominations I get mad this immediately have to check myself and remember how stupid the whole thing has become

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Watching the establishment Dems try to claim Zohran now is making my blood boil god damn this party is so pathetic

Russell Wilson you are the Antichrist and you will pay for what you’ve done to my team

it’s crazy how life for everyone has just gotten noticably worse immediately as trump became president again

Most Albertans, including healthcare workers, will now have to pay to get a COVID vaccine. Danielle Smith promised Albertans would never have to pay out of pocket for the medical treatment they need. She lied. Such a cruel, dangerous, anti-science, anti-public health decision. Make it make sense.

Updated Bluesky and now my feed is libbed up again NOOOOOOOO

Cowboys on opening night Cowboys on Thanksgiving Cowboys on Christmas probably WHEN WILL IT END????

Stuart Skinner moving slow as molasses all god damn night I’m losing my mind

Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)

The Preds couldn’t score on a net even if I put them in front of a firing squad holy moly

Chaeyoung do you fuck with dudes who make $22.97/hr?

The Oilers are playing a lil slow but the fact that we’re playing this well without McDavid, Leon, AND Skinner just goes to show how much better our depth is compared to past years

if war with china starts i will willingly become chinese and a spy

Methinks the Oilers will not be cooking this free agency

The Preds are such a dumpster fire rn it’s genuinely breaking my heart

You ever bust a nut and rethink your entire life

Natsuki Seba my goat my pookie my everything

every time I consider downloading dating apps I remember where I live and I just keep it moving

Raiders are gonna be AFC Champs next season chat buy the stocks while they’re low

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin

Hitting up Costco at 9am just to grab one of those big ass pizzas >>>>>

Calling Brock Purdy a potential overpay is the silliest shit I’ve seen bruh

Being a Chicago Bulls fan must be painful I can’t lie

kid from the skatepark I used to give free boards and advice to now posts pics of himself with guns and weed on his story

man my job has been a shitshow since september and it keeps getting worse. thank god i’m part-time man

There’s genuinely nothing funnier than seeing a viral video or meme repackaged in Mandarin

love how in the right wing media world I’m either a 57 year old “ancient hag” or a stupid silly young “Gen Z” girl depending on which fits the narrative of the video.

I need the real nigga Bluesky migration to finally start taking off