""Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

Werewolf 80s crime drama. Crockette and Tubbs as werewolves? I'm so there.

wonder woman

vampire museum director. being an immortal, they could have been there...

She was getting an insider scoop and having his baby.

HR on some BS today.

When my mom moved back to GA and I flew down to visit with my fiance, so I was past 30. They can when they are 21.

when I have to remind people that I work in the IT department and not Geek Squad

my dog is named Coco

name your favorite black & white film Godzilla Minus One/Minus Color (2024)

problem is, I don't trust vampires.

turn it into an airbnb experience. even more passive income!

I would say the musical, but somehow I feel I may start singing Lin Manuel Miranda lyrics so silent horror movie it is.

read it and will accept any and all consequences for violating the terms

meal prep

get out my silver katanas and start hacking

forest nymph Neo-Soul

new drum sticks

minotaur old school.

sports bar. I dont do well hanging out with blue bloods.

turn it into a passive income source.

Other than twin A trying to flush two slices down the toilet, pizza night was great!

My favorite parts? It was always a sport. Playing basketball in my neighbors backyard with other kids, or walking about an hour to Haffen pool, building a ramp for our BMX bikes. My neighbor who was 10 years my elder had me out in his garage lifting weights and teaching me martial arts.

Tired of explain mundane concepts to a person that has been on the team for two years.

Coco has been clipped!

nope, I can always cancel those streaming services until they come back with an 85% discount.

Being near sighted

Cherry greek yogurt. I am going to need something that has protein, fats and carbs to hit my macros.

The gym

mentally preparing myself for intern season.

cats, they have funky attitudes

Cough medicine is like $20

I would say 6.

Hades

"If the bears didn't permit, then you must acquit"

As long as I can wish for the genie to turn into Mariah Carey, we got a deal.

Cast a mute spell on everyone.

Freaknik

I'd give him the address and throw in my red hoodie as well

Do I look like Dr. Doolittle to these fools?

The new reese peanut butter cup are ass.

What made my happy in April? getting my raise, bonus and tax return mini -vacation to Atlantic City with my wife and sister in law. What I am looking forward to in May clearance from my doctor to start lifting weights again chaperoning my sons neon dance party Rick and Morty season 9

The next mfer that starts typing or checking email when I am remoting into their computer is getting thrown out the window.

I've seen too many bad endings happen. Maybe one or two happy ones, a few paternity issues, but mostly bad.

Film you've watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli

Do you work for the Onion?