A [very] timely direct deposit

I just got a notification that a man I texted in August, “liked” my text about 30 min ago….so idk

What I'm gon’ do lord?!?*Bernie mac voice*

Have you ever been SWAAALLOOOOWWWEEDD?

Chance Perdomo ain't got no business being dead. I miss him

NIGHT OWL NIGHT OWLLLLL 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉

Sleeping ass-to-ass with someone who *gets* you is unmatched

If you see this share a pic from your device with no explanation…

Two things: escapism + parasocial relationships

My eyelashes are so pretty

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

I’m missing YEEEEEEWWWW

Because I'm bi and kinky, real recognize real.

Most products only have a 12 month shelf life. It’s so wasteful. I have OCPD, I often have to resist the urge to collect. Hoarding by another name is still hoarding, no matter how organized lol

You do not deserve to be paid for existing lol

Big dick doesn't become less of a favorite because the guy I like doesn't have one *let that sink in*

Benefits include: great pussy, emotional chaos, snacks, and free unsolicited life advice

✨ I don’t need your mixtape. I need to know you’ve been to therapy, can cover a copay, and will DoorDash me a smoothie when I’m cute and cranky

📋 Harem requirements aren’t steep: – Emotional regulation ✅ – Health insurance ✅ – A treat fund (boba, Sephora, small plushies, etc.) ✅ Romance optional, snacks mandatory

monogamy can’t handle this much personality, I fear

My harem will have: – a treasurer (because bills) – a hype squad captain – a person solely dedicated to reminding me I’m That Girl

Instead of a boyfriend, I’ll be curating a harem. Think community garden but for affection

💌 To love me is to have Kaiser, BlueCross, or Medicaid. PPO if you’re tryna impress

If you’re someone who still reads for pleasure, you are a marvel. If you’re able to unplug from all the chaos of our entertainment culture and disappear into the warmth and solace of a book, that is a rare gift and I’m very glad to know you.

Honestly, dating men is less like romance and more like participating in a social experiment with no informed consent.

He was dropping songs last night, are yall sure he's not okay fr?

All I wanted for my birthday was makeup and 2 dresses…

That part!

I’m a 35 year old whimsical whore, trapped inside of the body of one of god’s strongest [but weak willed] soldiers LET ME OUT

If I didn’t have music, I would black on everyone. I swear

I wish I was a regular ill informed dumb bitch than a brilliant mind with a bunch of trauma I didn’t ask for

Necessary personal advocacy aside, I wish to never speak again about anything to anyone

I can’t date below the Mason-Dixon Line

Being naked is just so therapeutic… I hate we gotta wear clothes outside sometimes

Denzel was right, the song Brand New Teeth is really good. I listen to it multiple times a week

I was just thinking…I could use a dopamine boost

I survived finals week, now I can sit in my feelings about the last 7 weeks worth of events

It’s crazy how attractive a dude can be, then one day you log on here and find him saying something generally stupid This is why I’ll never understand how folks manage to go off app and have sex with their followers here The vibes be gone in 60 seconds or less

I can be better than that. I have been better than that. But I am NOT better than that lol

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Random: The father in osmosis jones was fucking disgusting

I’m about to get up and get another snack

Cheese 🧀