2nd ootd (its what im wearing under my muffins shirt)(this was an accidental photo but its cute so im posting it)

YEAS i am wearing a mlp derpy muffins shirt today

City Zelda is having brunch with Calistanic-coach Link and CEO Ganon

Lesbians With a Height Difference: A Girl Over 180cm and a Girl Under 150cm

gonna rub myself through my panties...

tummy hurts now ough

MEAL RATING!!! oreo brownie frosty with french fries: 8.7/10

the sims is so fun because its just playing dolls but i can pretend that half the crazy stuff thats happening is because of autonomy and not me telling them to do it "SOMEONE STOP HIM!!💔" i yell at my screen while fully being in control of their actions and the narrative of the story

current sims save is basically just me playing as the worst guy ever

sometimes when i touch myself i rub my clit like its a dick but then i think about how its like a micro penis instead of a huge schlong so i gotta stop before i start feeling disgruntled for having a small penis

We're A Loving Family - Of Course We Fuck. Miriya Chidori

We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

Hairy girls are hot as fuck

being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]

ladies ladies calm down

i hate when i get that"trapped in a cage of flesh" feeling i need someone to slap me around a bit to make me feel better

i wish i wasnt on my period rn im still feeling sad and i kinda wanna cum rn

watched a silly powerscaling video and now i feel okay

im suddenly feeling very sad i want to cry but instead i will take a nap

PENIS BLAST!!!

if i ever get comfortable enough to go on call with people i meet online i expect one of u guys to jerk it on call without me knowing at least once

things now considered illegally kinky by the standards of UK law: the hashtag nothingplay post

Alma💦 (Timelapse here) subscribestar.adult/fluffydango

"So yea we got caught trying to take advantage of you again. We'll let it go for now but hopefully in 6 months you'll forget so we can sneak it back in after everyone has forgotten!" They are not the first company to do this exact same song and dance and they will not be the last.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

My Smelly Girlfriend

"But what about THIS kink? Surely this kink is an exception!" Are the people engaging with it consensual adults? Were no actual people or animals harmed in the creation of relevant material? If the answer to both are 'yes' then no, it shouldn't be censored or criminalized.

Werebear dad gets home after one too many. Join him for another beer and a fat cigar, would you?

Cohost would never have retweeted the State of the Union.

it might've just been a pms syndrome because im staring at my boobs and they look so small now 😭 my left nipple is naturally kinda puffy since it will sometimes invert but i swear my right one was so much bigger than this

im 99% sure i developed my preference for chubby bodies in 4th grade when i hugged a fat girl in my class and it was genuinely heaven in her arms

i feel like my nipples have gotten puffier and idk why

my friend gave me their hoodie so now im not cold anymore :D

as an apple connoisseur i firmly believe that if u say that u like red delicious apples u are a liar and i hate u

imagine a bunch of characters named after apples. granny smith. big macintosh. apple jack . lol! but it’s just make believe unfortunately

i have never seen an episode of this show ever and this is my only impression of 9-1-1 whats truly amazing about this trailer is that it doesn't give me the urge to watch the show youtu.be/F6mReUjnfk8?...

i could definitely achieve a gape if i just locked in...sigh

i think about that one trailer for 9-1-1 where meteors are coming for LA while benson boone is playing in the background like daily

oh look it's the video nasties all over again. That definitely solved knife crime and no evil sex things ever happened in the highest echelons of british governance ever again after those went into effect, right? :3

staying a super virgin until i date my future mommy/daddy/partner so i can be super terrible at everything sexual and they can teach me how to do it properly

tbh i feel more comfortable calling myself trans than i do nonbinary (aside from my actual gender, the community plays a big part in it) but i usually just say im nonbinary so the feeble minds of normies can at least understand that im not cis

people who view gender and sexual identities as strict labels hate to see me coming

they're uh renovating the toilet or something yeah, definitely