Me: What do you for work? "I groom dogs" Me: You sick bastard.

Still thinking about this scene. After scaring us for decades with his horror movie roles, one of his last ones taught us not to fear dying 🥺

Pokemon subreddits are a warzone because of these KoMiraidon codes. Off-putting af

Doakes watching Light write in his diary

I still feel really outta place on this site

(Relax it's just ground beef) Your go into your bathroom after your homie used it and see this in your toilet. Wyd?

Hey @joemerrick.bsky.social How was the amount of KoMiraidon codes for you at your local retailers? We had hell over here in the States.

I wanna see these two interact so badly

🕸️ Halloween AkiAngel <3 #fanart #chainsawman #akiangel

I remember one time my mom was watching a movie and that Wesley Snipes scene came on

Aw shit

How I look liking a selfie of someone I have no chance with

Let's gooooo fuck Nintendoooooo

Someone actually defended the Shiny KoMiraidon distribution to me with "Shiny Pokemon are supposed to be hard to get" They were GIVING THEM AWAY FOR FREE YOU BACKASS IDIOTIC DIMWITTED LOW-IQ LAMEBRAINED EMPTY-HEADED DITZY OBTUSE IMBECELLIC DOPEY DOLTISH SON OF A BITCH

Getting Shiny Koraidon and Miraidon from a genning server cuz fuck GameStop and Nintendo. I've never seen the queue this long before.

Some of y'all get no bitches and it shows

Someone shared Invader Zim art on the TL and that reminds me Those aliens with red eyes and purple eyes that Zim talked to, were those his parents?

I will never understand why Gamestop in the US gets a set amount of code cards for these events causing stock issues and reselling. In the UK and parts of Europe, for these events, the cash registers just print them out from their servers so they don't run out. It's much better.

Also I've been putting it off for a while, but I really need to have a long talk with this friend. A lot of the shit he's been saying since.... this past November, has had me looking at him a bit differently and I'm come very close to cutting him off a few times.

Sorry to indirectly share an offensive message, but my Christian conservative male friend shared this on Facebook. I don't think I as a cis guy have a place to rebut this, but this feels like a dramatic word salad. Like I read this like 8 times and I don't get it. Fuck is she on about?

Guys what was that movie called, it was about a plane that got infested with snakes?

When she's—actually wait no 😨

I need to add a fuckton to my mute list on here

You ever eat something cheesey and you try to take a piece off with a fork or something, and the line of cheese just WON'T break?

♡⊹.* elly! ┆★ ˙ᵕ˙ they/she !? ᰔ 27 ᰔ digital artist ☆digi journaling + digital art + collecting + kpop / / ♡

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Y'all stop sneakdissin on the TL

"Stop calling us Nazis," said the Nazi nazingly.

Not to brag but my profile pic is pretty uhhhhh iconic. When I joined [bird app] in May 2018, I had this pic and never changed it. Sometimes I'd put like a hat on it or change the hair color, but it was always this as a base. I might as well trademark this frame lol.

Ngl y'all have brutally murdered the Tylenol joke already

Me and @sleepyluu.bsky.social

Champion Miku

I apply to like 10 places at a time and hear nothing from none of them.

If Young Minotaur don't trust you, I'm gon shootchu

Do you think in the Pokemon universe, there are Cetitans and Cetoddles out there who won't let their daughters date a Shiny

American: Zebra European mfs: Sebra

Ooooh I try not to care about numbers but I hit 100 followers 👀 Shoutout to @kittysmelody.bsky.social for being the last one. You've won a new car!

I walked past my crush and she gave me such a cute smile 😩 slowly but surely, y'all, slowly but surely.

When you tell her you like a crazy girl and she bites the head off a live rat

Nintendo I will go out and pay $600 for a Switch 2 tomorrow if you let your copyright lawyers go feral on the US government the way they go after someone doing a fanmade Mario game.

Them innocent church girls preach about waiting till marriage but we all know they eat the dick like Applebee's boneless wings

Me: *sees article of Catfish getting cancelled* Nooooo My sister: You don't even watch it Me: Cuz Hulu is like $20 a month

SHEEEEEEEEIT

Was on Facebook Dating and ew.

I tried to flatten the patty out so it'd cook faster...

oh are we doing promosky again? uhhhm, hi! I'm azura, though most call me azzy. I'm a silly little amateur voice actress who likes a lot of things like -Pokemon -Sonic -Dragon Quest -RPGs -Undertale/Deltarune -Nintendo -The Owl House -SMT/Persona hope we can be friends, hehe..

Surprise! I'm going live on Twitch with P5X www.twitch.tv/maddminotaur