Am I allowed to post this as a dude

White Sox? Red Sox? when are they gonna make a Green Sox? #ecofriendly

Reviving your homie after he got brutally rejected by the woman at the club

Why you gotta lie so much

@realfollowers.bsky.social I know I got like 3 but

😳

Saw a girl on FB Dating and part of her bio said, and I quote: "I 🩷 white men 😍😍😍"

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Reviving your homie after he got brutally rejected by the woman at the club

Slop this, slop that How about you slop on my knob 😩

Rapper: I am the GOAT! I'll body anybody! Me, semi-retired but thinking of making a comeback:

I hung out with some friends yesterday and Bluesky got brought up. He said "As a furry who uses Bluesky, people there are fuckin annoying"

Hey remember those Guilty Rune sketches I did a while ago? Any of y'all want them as stickers? 👁️✨ Well you can get them here! jestedslaps.com/collections/... Make sure to use discount code: QUITESLEEPY for a 10% discount!

How to win over your crush: If they tell you their dream is to be a racecar driver, tell em your dream is to be a racecar seat.

I hung out with some friends yesterday and Bluesky got brought up. He said "As a furry who uses Bluesky, people there are fuckin annoying"

I'm reluctant to get close/too acquainted with people here (or in general these days) because I worry they'll either stab me in the back or I'll accidentally scare em off.

Triple h is a fucking idiot

Tbh

There’s some unhinged shit I always have to refrain from saying but none of you will never know what it is 🤭

Males who say stuff like this are so pathetic lol

When they block you instead of taking your bait

OH YOU MOTHER*FUCKERS*

I wrote an AdventureQuest Worlds fanfic where my OC beats a boss I hated as a kid! docs.google.com/document/d/e... #AQW #Infinity #Kickstarter

I'd love if y'all could read this. I'm sure if you don't play AQW, you won't get many of the references or context but I hope you enjoy a snippet of my writing ability.

There is way too much negative attention on the skyline, someone post some titties or sum 😩

Yeah

I know this isn't the point but who tf buyin this on Google Play anyway

2014 me vs me now

When you think of the best strategy to ask a girl out and she says no

The "yay I'm making a friend/I'm annoying the fuck out of this person, I'm going to leave them alone forever" switch flips way too easily :)

Guys is this me

I'm doing the first ever anti- #promosky I'm Mad/d Minotaur aka Mini. MDNI Stuff I can't stand: 😡 Anime 😡 Pokemon 😡 Dragon Ball 😡 Persona 4&5 😡 Chainsaw Man 😡 Creative writing 😡 Rap music 😡 JPop music 😡 Technology 😡 People in general I don't want new moots. F y'all.

When you smash after they broke up with their significant other then legitimately the next day they post on social media that they're back together

Today is a very "unfollowing/blocking people for trying to guilt others into being miserable because of the state of the world" days. Everyone is already painfully aware. Everyone is already angry in their own right. Stop trying to make people feel *your* brand of anger.

Me and who

How do you know if you have a trigger

Gf: I'm pregnant Me: How, I always pull out Her: I didn't say it was yours

I'd love if y'all could read this. I'm sure if you don't play AQW, you won't get many of the references or context but I hope you enjoy a snippet of my writing ability.

Magikarp used splash. Nothing happened.

Y'all be hatin like a MOTHAFUCKA on Little Caesars Pizza

Speaking of my youtube grind, Reminder I'm still open for youtube thumbnail commissions Link here: vgen.co/angelrosesta...

And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears.

When you try to text her "You're so hot" but you accidentally send "You're so ho"

All this bullshit because people didn’t want to vote for a black woman

I don't even like texting my manager a *question* while I'm at home

I’m so happy to share that the company that makes my favorite binders was kind enough to give a cute discount code! I refuse to switch to any other binder but TopDeck, I love the colored pages and they’re extremely protective Use the code “CHARIZARD” at discount to receive 10% off your order 🌟💚

@nekoswirl.bsky.social DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND LIKE THAT