Man fuck the second comment

Going to a farm this Valentine's Day cuz that's the only way I'm getting any chicks

Ladies want a guy who's 6 feet tall, has a 6 pack abs, and makes 6 figures. That's 666. You tryna date the Devil himself.

Breaking "character" rn but I'm not deadass about cheating and stuff lol

"They have a partner" Just because a door is locked doesn't mean you can't get in

I hope everyone except the gardening tools have a good day

Age verification? I wasn't a fucking pussy online 😡

Age verification? My birth year starts with 1

New pfp as a reference to the goat

NOO MY PRONOUNS

When your heartbroken homie is too soft to get revenge on their ex so you gotta do it for them

Anyone else get like, really annoyed when comic fans want more "comic accuracy" in the movie/game adaptations

"Sorry babe I was at a dentist appointment" He can have you

This ain't the Tea app mf

When you CashApp your homie $10 for an Uber

Okay I'll give you the money you need, but I want something in return. *Starts taking off my clothes... Then puts them in a basket and hands it to you* It's laundry day and I'm lazy.

I made a Ko-Fi donation initiative since my husband mentioned there will be fees for him being released. For now I set it at $2k, anything left over is being donated to Palestine charities. Anything helps, and I’m very grateful for all the support I’ve gotten. ko-fi.com/velvetcrowes...

When bae keeps calling me a "gaslighting narcissistic sociopath" over the smallest disagreements

Man

So I definitely liked Kendrick's better but this was good too.

I can't find the post but someone said "Bad Bunny should perform in a tan suit", referencing that Obama "controversy" from way back Close enough.

Gaga gtfoh singin in English

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO 10th anniversary logo has been revealed www.serebii.net

My crush takin their sweet time lockin me down as if I don't got options or sum

Watching the TL react to the Superbowl halftime show

Remember If your significant other leaves their phone unlocked on the couch or something, don't touch it. You got enough problems.

When you're with your sidebitch harem and you realize one of them's been streaming on IG live the whole time

@msdbzbabe.bsky.social follow me back I wanna ask you about somethiiiiiin

When my homie comes to me for emotional support after getting their heart broken by someone I warned them about

When y'all are finally official and you realize you only liked the chase

Back in August, a now-former friend said her long distance girlfriend/crush had a male roommate that she smashed a few times, but told her she won't do it anymore cuz she doesn't want her to get jealous. In response I just sent her this

Valentine's Day is this week and since I'm single I'm posting salty relationship memes 😡

Seeing that one weirdo made me remember this old tweet

Yeah, whoever the guy is, they can't be trusted. A moot of mine, Aluino, warned me of them from the start and summed it up pretty well

I already blocked this user since I got a warning that they were just putting literally anyone on these lists that don't belong and I guess I got hit with them too To anyone who needs clarification, I AM NOT EITHER OF THESE THINGS ON THAT LIST Do NOT trust the user who made this list

Dude is still at it, putting anyone who blocks him on this list. Please keep a look out for it and do not believe any list made by @3goodeyes.bsky.social

Fuckin l**ic*n tried to just casually reply to mutual while I'm tagged 😩 foh nasty

But the first list I've ever been added onto: My man Gladio. I miss his nerd posts and our little banter. Didn't think he considered me this cool of a person tho. I wish I got to talk to him before his "arrest" by ICE. I hope nothing for the best for him and his family :( <3

On a pettier note, I guess I'm soft cuz I saw their vitriolic personality from a repost, and didn't wanna ever cross paths with them directly. This is why I should probably mute more instead, because being blocked is almost empowering to a lotta people.

Out of morbid curiosity, I checked the "Lists" tab on my Clearsky and what the fuck is this shit?

how does c*at*pt use up water do they need to fill up its tank or something

When the

These allergies are tearing me up y'all

Baldur's Gate 3 and Sparking Zero

alright who the fuck snitched

Police channels on YouTube will post a video of someone shootin somebody clear as day, then end it with "All suspects are innocent untill proven guilty on a court of law"

Bro I hate when I try to help or do the right thing and it just gets someone in trouble.