I still have two hours of work left and I’m already thinking about the long ass shower I’m gonna take and just sit under the hot water 🥶

I love how the day after I decided to eat healthier/lower calorie leading up to thanksgiving my stomach turns into a bottomless pit

I’ve joked with at least a dozen people at work about how the clocks changing means my mom gets an hour less of her birthday and NOT ONE person has mentioned the opposite is true. 🙃

“There is a gummy that screams”

Make sure you’re paying attention to what direction you turn your hot brush when styling your hair so you don’t brand yourself like a cow 😂

I’m so excited to wear some cool socks and have a pot of coffee on Friday after working 9 consecutive days. Is this what being 35 is?

I think more breads should be waffle shaped

I haven’t had two days off together with nothing to do in a while and I have successfully shut my brain off. I went to play a logic game and my brain went “lol no”

Not quite Saladins axe but I’ll take it

What if I don’t want my meal prep? What if I want a grilled cheese cut into triangles and a cosmic brownie with a capri sun.

I love waking up at 3 in the morning with a full bladder. Yepp. My favorite. I’m about to put a curfew on liquids

Is it weird that I’m going to Kay for my six month ring inspection looking like gremlin?

My mental sanity is shot from trying to be mega successful and productive after starting at zero while having a full time job. Who would have thought 🙃

I put new stickers and magnets up on my #threadless page! I have all the astrology signs with their name, symbol, and constellation. sassymarigold89.threadless.com/designs/gemi...

If Dora the Explorer was a d&d class what would she be?

Ew. If I want a proper nights rest for my shifts on fri and sat I have to spend 12 hrs total sleeping tomorrow

It’s wild being consistently busy/productive and yet still feel like you’re not doing enough. Brains are weird.

There's still 74 days left of #summer! That's plenty of time for your #Iphone to look like an ice cream cone, pool raft, or watermelon. I just updated my shop with new phone cases. sassymarigold89.threadless.com/accessories/...

I just signed up for a god awful amount of rewards/email lists from restaurants so next month for birthday rewards my fiancé and I can hopefully go out to eat w/o breaking the bank

See the problem with having blue/purple hair is when you shed in the work bathroom sink you can’t say it wasn’t you

Am I too late for the #lizard trend on #tiktok ? sassymarigold89.threadless.com/designs/liza...

Taiyaki Snacks are done baking. 👀

Hi there friends! I have a hefty goal for August to put in a 3k payment towards my vet bill. Whether that's through my normal paycheck and some OT, selling my original art pieces, listing items on my in progress threadless page, or through donations at gofundme I hope to make it happen.

The little voice in my head is whispering “you could go home and eat a WHOLE bag of potato chips if you wanted to”

It’s time for carbohydrates

My fiancé and I are waaaaay in the back

I already ate lunch but there are three people around me at the pool eating pizzas they got from the mini cafeteria inside and Im getting influenced

We haven’t even made it to the gate yet uber calm down

Time for number 5 #gcx

My sweet boy had to be put down yesterday after a hospital stay and my fiancé and I are left with a large bill. Any help would mean the world. Please consider sharing or donating! gofund.me/b6764238

My sweet boi got discharged today but racked up a hefty bill. Can I get a share please? gofund.me/8b2512d3

New password must not be the same as the old password

Hey yall this is for my sweet boy. I picked a number that should help set up his initial care and insulin for a few years. Sharing is appreciated! gofund.me/8b2512d3

How I feel at work tonight

Greeting from #SFB15 Pittsburgh divisions! We’ve got some “picks” here at halfway ⬇️

When it’s day one of your cycle and there’s donuts in the break room

Get you a man who looks at you like @samreich.bsky.social looks at @ozzy-mo.bsky.social

✈️

Me waiting for Lowe’s to deliver my rug

The THOUGHTS only come to me in the twilight of my awakened self’s existence. Cowards, come fight me on the open battlefield and keep your assassins at home!

Okie time for another culinary craft. Really tiny s’mores. Got my Golden Grahams, mini mallows cut in half, and chocolate morsels.

Oh whoops I bought an energy drink yesterday with the intention of slowly sipping it over the course of a couple hours but I was so thirsty from yard work I chugged it. ⚡️

If you were to use pop tarts as part of a breakfast sandwich would you do anything to them or just use them as is for “bread”? Follow up; would you put the frosting side facing out or in?

I love coming home from work and seeing this goober waiting for me at the top of the stairs.

I logged into my mattress firm account just to confirm when I bought my mattress and now I’m getting inundated with mattress ads. I need to start using incognito mode

I’ve had stomach issues the past two days and now that I’m 95% back to normal I am HUNGRY

I need more Izzy Roland content in my life please

I feel just crummy enough that I’m not going to be productive but not crummy enough to be able to fall asleep if I lay down for a nap so imma just be in limbo all day