In no uncertain terms, the last decade of Republican politics has been orchestrated by the head of a pedophile cabal

Come on. COME ON!

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General strike.

Weak shit. Pathetic.

i'm putting a hex on the apple designers because this new update is fucking killing my laptop

Remember when Sean Spicer popped up on the Emmy's like this was all a big joke? Anyway, get some rest. WW3 starts next week. #goldenglobes

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

There we go. That there’s a headline.

It doesn’t get much more dystopian than “Feminism is Bad: Presented by Bank of America”

Frank Gehry's coffin is gonna look like this

Maybe stop charging $15 for a salad

Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs

The New York Times has been sitting on Epstein emails for THREE elections

On the spot.

Zohran Mamdani claims to be a socialist but he just accepted a $258k job and 11,000 square foot home. So which is it, Zohran?

he is survived by his racist and sexist views

How much of conservatism's hatred of taxation boils down to a resentment of "The Dad Tax" on their halloween candy?

ME: Maybe “it” will happen today. ::Dick Cheney::

Hilarious how mad museums gets when they’re the ones who were robbed

“He was drinking raw milk all day every day”

A literal definition of “Trumped up charges“

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

Goodnight you princesses of Pangea. You queens of the Stone Age.

The economy is so bad it’s now Three Girls, One Cup

If the governments’ enemies are antifascists, what does that make them?

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

I'm genuinely struggling to take the high road over someone who defended school schootings. The best I can say is that at least he died doing what he loved: making a racist point about gun violence.

Read to the end of this one. Trust me.

RFK Jr screaming about vaccines

annual reminder that my mother went into labor on Labor Day so it means more to me than you

LAPD choppers are a malignant nuisance. They're harbingers of surveillance, operated *continuously*—yet the city's own data show they raise stress, impair cognition and burn 100,000s of gallons of gas. The best part? there's no evidence they deter or reduce crime at all. It's time to ground them.

Some Boy Scouts about to get a year in jail for a flag retirement ceremony

Dead men wear no tails

Every episode of right wing Sesame Street will be bright to you by the letter “Hard R”

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

ME: i just feel a constant, daily impending sense of doom THERAPIST: (slams whiskey bottle on desk) Same bitch

Didn’t Martha Stewart go to jail for this

Think of the least humane thing possible and Trump will do it. It's the rule 34 of MAGA politics

Breaking: Famous bigot is dead

Just cause

If you ask me, perfect opportunity to relaunch the Colbert Report

Is this a good time to bring back up The Panama Papers?

Careful, that’s an antique! My grandfather assembled that IKEA dining table with his own two Task Rabbits.

Finally a light at the end of the tunnel