On the spot.

Zohran Mamdani claims to be a socialist but he just accepted a $258k job and 11,000 square foot home. So which is it, Zohran?

he is survived by his racist and sexist views

How much of conservatism's hatred of taxation boils down to a resentment of "The Dad Tax" on their halloween candy?

ME: Maybe “it” will happen today. ::Dick Cheney::

Hilarious how mad museums gets when they’re the ones who were robbed

“He was drinking raw milk all day every day”

A literal definition of “Trumped up charges“

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

Goodnight you princesses of Pangea. You queens of the Stone Age.

The economy is so bad it’s now Three Girls, One Cup

If the governments’ enemies are antifascists, what does that make them?

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

I'm genuinely struggling to take the high road over someone who defended school schootings. The best I can say is that at least he died doing what he loved: making a racist point about gun violence.

Read to the end of this one. Trust me.

RFK Jr screaming about vaccines

annual reminder that my mother went into labor on Labor Day so it means more to me than you

LAPD choppers are a malignant nuisance. They're harbingers of surveillance, operated *continuously*—yet the city's own data show they raise stress, impair cognition and burn 100,000s of gallons of gas. The best part? there's no evidence they deter or reduce crime at all. It's time to ground them.

Some Boy Scouts about to get a year in jail for a flag retirement ceremony

Dead men wear no tails

Every episode of right wing Sesame Street will be bright to you by the letter “Hard R”

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

ME: i just feel a constant, daily impending sense of doom THERAPIST: (slams whiskey bottle on desk) Same bitch

Didn’t Martha Stewart go to jail for this

Think of the least humane thing possible and Trump will do it. It's the rule 34 of MAGA politics

Breaking: Famous bigot is dead

Just cause

If you ask me, perfect opportunity to relaunch the Colbert Report

Is this a good time to bring back up The Panama Papers?

Careful, that’s an antique! My grandfather assembled that IKEA dining table with his own two Task Rabbits.

Finally a light at the end of the tunnel

9/11

You can predict natural disasters off this man’s Travelocity account

A lot of this country’s problems boil down to straight white men who see themselves as some sort of default “normal” but any variation on that as “an identity” that is “political”

They didn’t even run the bill through ChatGPT to summarize

I feel like if I were to say “I should’ve had that Coke during lunch“ people think, oh he’s a drug addict, but if I say “oh, I should’ve had that Coca-Cola during lunch” they go, Oh he’s pre-diabetic.

This will have untold radiating effects on the adoption community, which already struggles under the weight of 50+ different interstate laws

SO MUCH POLITICAL THEATER IT DESERVES A TONY NOMINATION

I feel like Trump says MIGA with a hard R

I know it’s Dutch but it’s impossible not to read this in the Swedish Chef voice

Disney’s new Lilo & Stitch remake rewrites family separation as a feel-good fix, sparking concern from adoptee and family rights advocates. As upEND points out, the storyline echoes real-life coercion in the child welfare system—and risks normalizing it. 🥚

EVERYONE STOP OVERREACTING! It’s just democrats getting publicly handcuffed in public or assassinated in their own homes while prominent republicans say they should be tarred & feathered and states need to be liberated from their rule. IT’S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL

A perfect Dr. Strangelove ending for the world is for us to be unprepared for an attack because all our troops are doing a parade for the president.

I thought “I’m just asking questions” was the far right’s whole thing

In the failed state of California in the overrun city of Los Angeles today I walked the Chandler Bike Path, got a haircut and spent the afternoon writing before picking up the kids. Thank god the United States Military will be sent in to shoot unarmed civilians.