Played the Delta Green module Convergence with the group recently. decided to stay the night at the reservoir, alone, with my submachine gun and nvgs. woke up to lost time, and find out my lungs are gone and replaced with alien goop. aw, DAMNIT i did it again!

Re: this. fuckin uhhhh, the footage turned out shit and my mic sounded incomprehensibly bad, i need to fix OBS. friend group has decided we're gonna do V3 offline and instead record Ace Attorney dubs.

yknow i dont think ive mentioned this more than in an offhanded manner on here but im trying to get back into FFXIV right now. i am very easily distracted, though, which is making this difficult because MGSV keeps dragging me back kicking and screaming.

gonna shout from the rooftops once again: ACHIEVEMENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HARD, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ACHIEVEMENTS. YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE SOMETHING. IF YOU DONT HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO GET A HARD ACHIEVEMENT THEN DONT GET IT, IDIOT.

I've officially got horrible content to create. Me and a few friends are doing a horrible fucked up evil joke dub of Danganronpa V3 and I'm recording it and will be creating a highlight reel. This will release eventually. The prologue took 4 entire hours to finish. God help us all.

I got back into ffxiv

i saw some marvel rivals edit with this vid and knew instantly what i had to do.

I binged like, 5 entire yakuza games or so, and put another like 400-ish hours into Metal Gear Solid 5 this year. lotta fuckin metals were gear'd

This may genuinely be my magnum opus of sentences that leave my mouth.

why it think #ShiorinSketch #hololive #chibi #art

i think two of my all time most iconic no-context quotes are "YOU CANT TEEHEE PERO YOUR WAY OUTTA THIS ONE, WOMAN!" and "Bro you're not just a pussy, you're an entire vagina."

i quit FFXIV probably ~6 months prior to the drop of Dawntrail and honestly havent looked at the game since. i played that game for 10 years and honestly i cant bring myself to even think about going back. MMOs dont hit the same anymore.

i should do martial arts or some shit.

idk what it is with me but sometimes i have times in my life where i just have a spiritual craving to get in a fist fight and i wish i had a way to actually do that without getting arrested.

Pekora has been nominated for creator of the year at the game awards. now i'm not saying that Kojima did it, but it is a well known fact that Geoffrey "Gay Awards" Keighley bottoms for Hideo "Big Dick Game Man" Kojima and will do anything to please him.

update: i have settled on the name John Handjob Kellogg. this name is funny to me, and if you know anything about John Harvey Kellogg then you know why this is funny.

im trying to workshop the worst screen name possible to use in a discord server. so far i've got XxX_ButtFuckBastard_XxX, XxX_BigFuckinEurethra_XxX, Shart Simpson, Lewis "Longer" Donger, and Cromulent Fuckcrustable, but im sure i can do better. open to suggestions.

petition to refer to posts on bluesky as "Bleats"

watching Arcane with my boyfriend, S1 slapped, S2 is great so far. audible shouts of "YEAH!" were had when them bitches gay

reminder that the usual military service age is dudes in their early 20s, which means lots of weebs. I'm trying to say that there's a non-zero chance we one day get video of a door breach followed by shouts of "IT'S MOOMIN' TIME!" and i think that's funny ngl

IDK what it is about old manga but sometimes it just has the most fucked up proportions and I adore it. Yaoi Hands, Shoujo Legs, whatever the fuck this Long Dennis-looking MF is in image 3, it's the funniest shit ever to me.

i think that the funniest realization i've had in a long time is that while on paper i'm bisexual, in terms of practical application i'm just straight up gay because romantic relationships with women just dont vibe for me for some reason.... which really explains some things from my younger years.

Kazuma "The Dragon of Dojima" Kiryu shocks the world and suddenly sweeps the US Election!!! I made this edit. I will not be commenting further on the US Presidential Election, I dont talk about that shit publicly.

seriously though this shit is a real "you reap what you sow" type beat because i am currently reaping and MAN this shit sucks so hard. existing hurts, moving while existing is worse. holy FUCK

for some unimaginable reason i decided to walk for 5 and a half straight hours with 30 pounds on my back yesterday. i have not done actual exercise in years. needless to say, my body is PISSED at me. holy fuck.

clodborgor

For the record to those seeing my posts for the first time: I am a bit of a grouch on the surface level and come across as somewhat coarse. I have no plans to change this, but know that I'm not really an asshole, just loud mouthed and a bit cranky sometimes.

watching Mint Fantome 3.0 redebut VOD rn and im genuinely trying to not die from her being so fucking cute LOOK AT HER AAAAAAAAAAAA

Black Ops 6 is fun AF, and that's coming from a guy who actively shits on of Call of Duty. They actually innovated and put out a good game this time, it's amazing to see what an actually workable development cycle does for the health of a game on release. The balance is good too IMO

i have decided to continue Yakuza 4...after finishing Ghost of Tsushima. because that game has me by the balls.

i really gotta continue my Yakuza 4 playthrough soon.

day 13 or some shit of living with cats for the first time because i moved in with my buddy: please god help me one of them will not stop constantly trying to get under my desk and play with the cords. i just want to play video games i do not want to cuddle right now

🥀 #Luillust

"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"

My bf keeps posting the worst fucking jokes please help

Ge- Get Some Help!! 💢 #inKaela

smol biboo, beeg hammer 🗿 #bijouwled

👑 #絵フブキ

concerning last night's post, i present you all a diagram of every Delta Green session. not the whole story just any individual session.

Delta Green is a great TTRPG, i just died because i was an idiot and looked at the face behind the mask in the black void, resulting in me losing every single point of sanity i had left, and getting dragged into said void by marionette strings. oops.

yknow i forgot likes are public on this site. this wont be changing anything i just wanted to point out i forgot that was the case. there will continue to be NSFW in my likes, rest assured.

More Bae art!

this thin dress

Brazilian Kronii #kronillust

eh fuck it i usually existed at least in the proximity of holotwt and a lot of my friends are there, make it easier to find me. #holoBluesky