hell yeah

Swans

guy who has never listened to charlie xcx (me): john cale is brat

happy world toilet day to those who celebrate

i won the lotto

"NYC will have a muslim mayor over my dead body" - Dick Cheney

fireworks + fire engine symphony tonight

i'm da mayor now

voting for the animal justice mayor cos there's no rule that says a dog can't be mayor

Hades 2 is woke (good)

even the council voting pack doesn't seem convinced

the new RBNZ governor is as cold as ice

@porg.es Matt Dinniman is doing a talk in akl in March

can you take a 4 year old to laneway?

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

just saw my first irl lababu

a sick new rig? #gamers4judith

you're telling me someone hot smoked this salmon?

paywave fees are good cos i refuse to pay them and it's like every 100th beer is free

gonna do a racism on a popular youtube show so i can start a givealittle to get money for a nintendo switch 2 and donkey kong

Tour de France commentators go 5 minutes without discussing food challenge

at the dave dobbyn concert and they showed me on the jumbotron kissing my wife. call me loyal

*colleague telling me how they use chatgpt to do basic tasks* me: did you just refer to the computer as "he"?

free rig in avondale

just found out how much a labubu costs

great rainbow this morning

work in progress

built my blood bowl team

just set a new high score in nintendo switch pinball 🥳

banned from the work AI tools because i kept telling it to "show me the money"

ALWAYS #COYS

my child is learning to write 😊

nice of them to pick a pope from a developing nation

always good when the NYT crossword has an answer that the NYT spelling bee doesn't accept

they should pick a palestinian pope

I have been leaked a draft of Winston Peters' "Definitions of Woman and Man" bill

pope dead

when it comes to dental hygiene. flossing is the most metal thing you can do

i would like to read about [game] but i also do not want spoilers/information about [game]

computer, show me all pdf files, ordered by date created. oh well

toilet maxxing (colonoscopy edition)

that's chappie

those jokers on linked in really got me this april fools

Q: who do Whittaker's call upon when there is industrial action? A: a peanut scab

made the mistake of asking the work "car guy" about a new car and now he is spamming me with trademe links