and Anora the first movie with a song by a Real Housewife to win Best Picture what a year for gay people

GOOD MORNING POKÉFAM

heard the word starlink and turned the tv off fuck t mobile

Like a poem said by a lady in red

how it feels to be a little monster rn

begging for the day to come when democrats realize that they need a propaganda arm that’s stronger than the republicans

last night i had a dream that they brought bethenny frankel back to housewives but they made her move to salt lake city and do rhoslc instead of rhony and she had a nervous breakdown and pulled all of whitney rose's hair out of her head in a cat fight

watched jeopardy with my grandma tonight 🥰

i shoulda been on jeopardy tonight

Today would be a great day for the AFL-CIO and the SOC to kick out all police unions.

it feels like it should be friday already

did they crank up the odds on this set or something 🤩

“alright michelle you can have Down Under but you have to agree to one little thing…”

this card feels so festive i’m living for the electric rat christmas vibes

i shoulda been on jeopardy tonight

i asked my boyfriend to get me a beer and he started singing video games by lana del rey 😩

my luck will never be this good again 🤩 happy pokemon tcg pocket new expansion day to meeeee wow

it’s so crazy to me that people actually went through hamilton phases

preempting jeopardy for football slop … fuck you abc

not a straight man in sight on pop culture jeopardy i’m crying

hey everyone look they found a way to make capitol one worse !

it’s called a DANCE FLOOR not a STAND STILL FLOOR

amc a list priority concessions line is actually so life changing

sat thru interstellar at the giant smithsonian without having to get up to pee please clap

i shoulda been on jeopardy tonight

I SHOULDA BEEN ON JEOPARDY TONIGHT THERE WAS A FUCKIN CHARLI XCX CLUE

led zeppelin documentary imax tickets booked 😎 how stoned do i get beforehand

it was me and my env touch versus the world

mean girls if the jingle bell rock mishap sent regina into a homicidal rage

my whole building is gonna hear me when i finally pull this starmie ex in tcg pocket

cannot stop listening to the book of mormon cast recording … i’d pay good money to see a bunch of drag kings in mormon cosplay do turn it off

kathy hilton is far and away one of the most entertaining people on tv wdym you’re on a yacht asking jennifer tilly to rip open your lobster 😭 #rhobh

i shoulda been on jeopardy tonight

the fact that anyone is still willingly posting on twitter is crazy to me … like you’re literally training a trump appointee’s algorithm … and for what ??

sometimes i think i miss being a tour guide but really im just a gold star yapper who misses having a captive audience

arranging my living room trinkets before we take our christmas card picture tn … feeling very festiiive 🎄🎅🏼

merry brat-mas to all

can’t stop thinking about how they found the killer in my sorority twin’s hometown

good morning 🤠

it’s so funny to me when 30 year olds think the pokemon franchise is still targeted towards them and only them

third grade me was NOT about to admit to stealing my annoying desk neighbor’s pencils to ANYONE

RELEASE THE WALUIGI

i was onto something yesterday

just saw interstellar for the first time ever and wow christopher nolan really ate 🤯 had me feeling the whole range of human emotion in the middle of an imax theater

nessa in the nonbinary production of wicked : we deserve each other, me and sock

at my buildings holiday party calculating how many drinks i need to order at the open bar to recover my rent

seeing Y2K tn with my bestie and bf … $20 gift card on my amc account for snacks … god is good

can’t stop rewatching my white christmas vhs on my grandpas old tv

mikey madison x pamela anderson actors on actors has the potential to alter the trajectory of my life

good morning