It’s leaving Bezos Prime, and I’d never actually seen it, so I’ve put on the original Red Dawn. So far it is fairly terrible.

Just saw a guy on a motorcycle with a giant Costco bag of sour patch kids et al bungeed to his bike and a sweatshirt that says "kill your local pedophile" 🫡

How do they rise up…

Slept in until the crack of noon, and woke up to the blessed news that Phil is gone. So, who will be the new guy, and how will they be worse?

If the people behind that Atlantic article were true PTerry fans they’d have held it a day and published on the Glorious 25th of May. Just saying…

I could give my thoughts on that match, but Randy Quaid of all people put it better than I could. #RCTID

Everyone the past few days: I assume Phil is getting fired at the World Cup break? Everyone 15 minutes into this match: I assume Phil is getting fired at the half?

They showed this version in schools for maybe 15 years and literally no one in my class had any reaction to a black woman being in it, someone yesterday said Eartha Kitt was Helen of Troy in 1950 and I looked it up and it was Orson Welles who cast her because she was a cabaret dancer and was hot!

something about this reminds me of the old stories of DARE cops

Just seen a clip from the second season of Citadel, a show where I didn’t watch the first season. But now I fear I must. Amazon is looking for a new James Bond, but he’s in this show, is played by Matt Berry, and seems goddamn perfect for the part…

I got bashed for this page by certain folks. It's a joke, duh, and an exaggeration, duh, but it's based on reality (duh). Shops are generally better than when I was a nerd kid but shit definitely still happens.

C’mon man. No one can live like this.

this was HR 2616 which also bans books by or about trans and nonbinary people from schools START CALLING YOUR SENATORS NOW CIS FRIENDS TRANS KIDS NEED YOU

As a soccer supporter, and a full time pedestrian, this video immediately got my attention.

My day started with an Amazon delivery person arbitrarily pulling the fire alarm in my building at 5:45am, and has only just started to improve on that.

Finally got around to watching Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs. … I mean, it’s clearly made as a comment on and confrontation with humans relationship with violence, not a glamorization of it, but Jesus!

The FCC wants a giant "OFF" switch for queer characters on TV. Here's how to tell them that's a terrible idea: glaad.org/FCC

Just heard several dogs barking outside my window, followed by the unmistakable sound of a taser. Couldn’t see anything from here. Not sure I wanted to.

Too damn young, man…

Has anyone else noticed how there aren't any headline articles about what non-racists think about the new Helen of Troy? Here's a better question, WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT RACISTS THINK ABOUT ANYTHING? Their fucking brains are broken. Stop centering them, idiot media.

See, I want the characters to survive. I want the players to be destroyed utterly by the Easter eggs and jokes that come from the BB being Disney. Long story…

Just saw that new movie from The RZA, One Spoon of Chocolate. Not bad, honestly. I kept wondering why I couldn’t recognize the main character, but he sounded so familiar. Turns out he’s Miles Morales in Into the Spider-Verse…

I don’t know that I can name an individual favorite. I DO know that when I finished Killer Princesses for the first time I immediately tracked down and read Gimpel the Fool, so there’s that.

Jenna Stannis, Cally, Olang Gan, Vila Restal, Kerr Avon, and Roj Blake. Which somehow manages to be Seven genders…

Just used a strawberry otter pop as an ice cube in a bottle of 7up. A+ would do it again.

In honor of Stevie Wonder’s birthday, I give you the moment Sesame Street went hard…

Wait a goddamn minute, Rita Moreno and Bruce Lee were in a Philip Marlowe movie where James Garner played the title role? Why was this information kept from me?

Fútbol is life!!!

Donald Gibb died? Aw nuts…

Just put on the pilot episode of Burn Notice, because why the hell not.

Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

The water in our building was shut off at 1pm. Just for an hour or two to fix an issue. … At 7pm it finally came back on, and I was able to flush.

"Sexual Content" means "Gross stuff that other people get off to" "Spicy Content" means "Classy, artistic stuff that I like"

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

Been a while since we had a proper Chainsaw Massacre. Felt good. #RCTID

Seems disrespectful to have players on the pitch during a tribute for AAPI month, but what do I know…

Do you want the Tank Girl future? Because this is how we get the Tank Girl future and last time I checked none of you are sentient mutant kangaroos.

Timbers did that stupid flashing light display again, and in the daylight it looks even stupider. I guess that’s why MLS is moving to a winter schedule…

Just came across this video, and I’m relieved I watched it during a week we’re not playing the Sounders…

Just saw a story on MS Now that the leader of the free world is wandering the West Wing with his challenge coins and a glue gun and affixing them to the doors, like he’s AJ in Empire Records or some shit. … I got nothing.

Couldn’t remember the last time I’d had one, so I bought a box of Otter Pops. 80 to a box at six bucks, why not?

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.

I don’t make the rules, I just follow them…

Sweet Zombie Jesus!!!

I have now tasted the new Dirty Mountain Dew cream soda. I recommend that you not do the same…

“Here he comes, Machine Gun Joe! Loved by thousands, hated by millions!”

This is my hole! It was made for me!

Ted Turner did a lot of things I think I would do if I somehow became a billionaire. He bought sports teams, married a movie star, became a major conservationist, promoted and preserved classic films, ran a chain of fast casual restaurants and most importantly, messed with Vince McMahon.