Still no drafts feature? THAT'S IT! *uncooms your Kirby*

Live status showing on bsky when you're streaming on twitch? Cool

Being a woman sucks. Being my woman doesn't.

Dis sum BULLSHIT SMDH

I cannot be left alone with a box of spaghetti noodles 😞

I just beat my girlfriend at Alexa's Song Quiz

There is so much going on in this picture, but I was just so excited that we managed to nab a Barbie Dreamhouse AND Camper for $20 from an online auction. Also: the 4 year old who totally does not make me play barbies with her 🤣

Bro PASS 😤 real ones know

My lady got me 12 months of whiskey for Christmas. This month's whiskey is New Southern Revival Rye! This one hits every inch of the palette with a medley of a dozen flavors, all distinct and perfectly married. My cheeks are tingling like I'm smiling. Definitely share this with a friend!

I am a bluesky male's inflated sense of entitlement (This is your reminder to take deftones off your sex playlist if you're older than 22)

It's hard to think outside the box when my face is constantly buried in it (I got a haircut)

I need ACNH friend codes right now

When you've spent the last 3 days entirely together and she gets up to go to the bathroom alone

If I go too long without being touched by my gf, I whine loudly and turn into a giant waste of fucking life

Charlie Kirk will return in Avengers: Doomsday

If JD Vance does nothing else this year, let it be known that he did one good thing when he accidentally revealed that Johnathan Ross was the mentally unstable police officer cosplaying as an ICE Agent who killed an unarmed American citizen.

Things that are long in this pic: - my hair - my list of problems DASSIT I LOVE YOU ALL GOODNIGHT

I hope our names are touching on the secret FBI terrorist watchlist that leaked online 💚

Not gonna start 2026 with a lie

Started January 1, 2026 right: Slatherin' Texas Roadhouse cinnamon butter all up on 'em

Happy new year

Inside of me are 2 wolves: one tells only truths, the other only lies. With that being said, 2 truths and a lie: 1. I can't swallow pills 2. @macydaisy.bsky.social is my kid sister irl (stinky) 3. I have never been to Texas and sometimes I don't believe it's real

This app is full of lonely people who should probably spend more time seeking professional help, and this is not a criticism, but a shoulder. You are still loved. But I give phenomenal advice, if you ignore all the foot fetish jokes and 8th grade humor. You deserve better is my point.

Correct

Self reflection is important, because who I am when I'm alone is the foundation of every relationship I'll ever have. I'll never deserve a great friend if I, myself, am not a great friend. I'll only find wolves in sheep's clothing, if I hide my true self from others who love me. 💚

The reality is that we would rather go blind than carry the burden of accountability for our own actions. Apologizing to the plate you break will make you feel better, but does nothing to fix the plate. Actually sitting down to put all the pieces together and binding them is accountability.

It's Saturday? #caturday

Some people still have their Christmas lights up. Like, get it together.

Fact Check: Donald Trump and his best friend Jeffrey Epstein raped a 13 year old pregnant girl FOR MONTHS and then disposed of the newborn baby's body. Google "EFTA00025010" and tell me what you think.

Don't talk to me or my [REDACTED]

Jake Paul strangely quiet

Look at her paws

Fuck head ass

Arguing with my coworkers that the "g" in gaslighting is pronounced like the "g" in gif

Pro dating tip: If you're contemplating dating someone, call them and ask them to read a book to you. Until next time!

1. Which one should I get? 2. Why?

The deadline to release the Epstein files is coming up so naturally HEY LOOK THEY TOOK AMERICAN OIL IN VENEZUELA, WAR TIME BABYYYYYY

Netanyahu haters club

FYI: I main Captain Falcon in Smash Bros.

I'm like a service dog with a patch that says, "please don't pet me, I'm working"

Jupitr digivolved tooooooo.... Horngry Jupitr

Smash bros: "CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!" @macydaisy.bsky.social :

Go ahead and tell HR, I'll touch them too

Bugzie posts Video games

iPhone people are weird

A sleepy girl #catsky

Fuckin finally

ONCE I'M DONE WITH ALL THIS LIFE STUFF, I'M GETTING BACK INTO THE GYM