Things that are long in this pic: - my hair - my list of problems DASSIT I LOVE YOU ALL GOODNIGHT

I hope our names are touching on the secret FBI terrorist watchlist that leaked online 💚

Not gonna start 2026 with a lie

Started January 1, 2026 right: Slatherin' Texas Roadhouse cinnamon butter all up on 'em

Happy new year

Inside of me are 2 wolves: one tells only truths, the other only lies. With that being said, 2 truths and a lie: 1. I can't swallow pills 2. @macydaisy.bsky.social is my kid sister irl (stinky) 3. I have never been to Texas and sometimes I don't believe it's real

This app is full of lonely people who should probably spend more time seeking professional help, and this is not a criticism, but a shoulder. You are still loved. But I give phenomenal advice, if you ignore all the foot fetish jokes and 8th grade humor. You deserve better is my point.

Correct

Self reflection is important, because who I am when I'm alone is the foundation of every relationship I'll ever have. I'll never deserve a great friend if I, myself, am not a great friend. I'll only find wolves in sheep's clothing, if I hide my true self from others who love me. 💚

The reality is that we would rather go blind than carry the burden of accountability for our own actions. Apologizing to the plate you break will make you feel better, but does nothing to fix the plate. Actually sitting down to put all the pieces together and binding them is accountability.

It's Saturday? #caturday

Some people still have their Christmas lights up. Like, get it together.

Fact Check: Donald Trump and his best friend Jeffrey Epstein raped a 13 year old pregnant girl FOR MONTHS and then disposed of the newborn baby's body. Google "EFTA00025010" and tell me what you think.

Don't talk to me or my [REDACTED]

Jake Paul strangely quiet

Look at her paws

Fuck head ass

Arguing with my coworkers that the "g" in gaslighting is pronounced like the "g" in gif

Pro dating tip: If you're contemplating dating someone, call them and ask them to read a book to you. Until next time!

1. Which one should I get? 2. Why?

The deadline to release the Epstein files is coming up so naturally HEY LOOK THEY TOOK AMERICAN OIL IN VENEZUELA, WAR TIME BABYYYYYY

Netanyahu haters club

FYI: I main Captain Falcon in Smash Bros.

I'm like a service dog with a patch that says, "please don't pet me, I'm working"

Jupitr digivolved tooooooo.... Horngry Jupitr

Smash bros: "CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!" @macydaisy.bsky.social :

Go ahead and tell HR, I'll touch them too

Bugzie posts Video games

iPhone people are weird

A sleepy girl #catsky

Fuckin finally

ONCE I'M DONE WITH ALL THIS LIFE STUFF, I'M GETTING BACK INTO THE GYM

And my girlfriend's car had a screw in the tire (see previous posts) so I changed that over to a donut to get to work and change it out. I got out of work to the donut flatter than I would've liked, and upon driving with the flat donut to the nearest tire center, the donut is shredded... 😞

You guys, my car flat out died on me and I'm hoping it's just the battery. I'm going to attempt to change it tomorrow, but it's a Chevy craze hatchback, so, of course, the battery is in the fuckin boot...

Life update in 4 pictures:

I just do that sometimes 😞

The field in which I grow my fucks is BARREN

me on occasion:

It's December for all you warm weather hoes

I do not accept that self love is more important than personal growth. Love yourself. But don't accept things as they are when there are parts of yourself that could change, or should change. Being an asshole isn't a quirk.

If kissing the homies goodnight is wrong, I don't want to be right

Hey there 👋🏼 just checking in to remind you that you already handled the trauma parts. You're supposed to heal so you can handle the joy again 💚 Love you, k byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If you are using the hot water and it suddenly goes cold, someone else is using the hot water... ... IF YOU ARE USING THE HOT WATER AND IT SUDDENLY GOES COLD, SOMEONE ELSE IS USING THE HOT WATER

Credit: @remys_world on IG

Cologne? I didn't think I needed to get that checked until I was 40?

My existence pisses off at least half of my gf

When you are both men 😞

Ladies are hording all the fun

This Thanksgiving, let's all be thankful that the president cut funding to support programs for Americans who need it most, to activate the national guard preventing these military members from being with their families for the holiday, and for wasting your tax dollars 🇺🇸❤️🦃 HAPPY THANKSGIVING!