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"𝘏𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘸."♡

A wild Rio appears ˳ᐟ

͏⠀ on ／ air.

Peeking in ~

Hello everyone.~

Blitzo has this bumper sticker on his van

“Don’t worry, I can handle it.~ And it fits into the 𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘱 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘺 thing.”

Well. She’ll sit with her huge cup of coffee then.

“Anyway. Good morning!! Who wants coffee?”

Vibing.~

𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⋆⁺₊❅.

‧₊˚✧[ 𝕀’𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕀’𝕞 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕕 .ᐟ ]✧˚₊‧ ꫂ ၴႅၴ ↻ & ❤︎

′𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵′𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 .ᐟ 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯 .ᐟ 𝘐′𝘮 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯' 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘐′𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥

Falls over!! “Nilla! You’ve gotten even stronger!”

Peeeeeks ..

𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘐'𝘥 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘥

I think his broadcasts say otherwise.~ But perhaps I’ll humor you. What kind of entertainment can you give a gal like me?

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I don’t think he’s a freak. He’s an interesting man. Satan knows we need all the entertainment we can get down here!

No!! She’s not doing that to Alastor. But the perverts who catcall her on the streets? They’ll get piano’d.

╭──────────.★..─╮ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ╰─..★.──────────╯ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ “ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ… ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ? ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴘᴜɴɪꜱʜ ᴜꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ɪᴛ?” . ₊ ⊹ .₊

There’s a huge pot of coffee in the kitchen. And a vixen with a comically large mug.

The urge to drop a piano on someone stupid. Or maybe an anvil.

“With white powder on you? I mean, you do you.”

╭──────────.★..─╮ ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ ╰─..★.──────────╯ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ "ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪꜱᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ!" . ₊ ⊹ .₊

( Frog blinks .. ) You good?

┆✦ʚ Welcome to the show! ɞ✦┆

~ ˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦　　　 　˚　　　　 . ★⋆. ࿐࿔ 　　　.   　　˚　　 　　*　　 　　✦　　　.　　.　　　✦　˚ 　　　　 ˚　.˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　 　　 　　　　 ੈ✧̣̇˳·˖✶ 𝘛𝘙𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘜𝘚 𝘞𝘐𝘛𝘏 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘚𝘈𝘍𝘌𝘛𝘠 𝙏 𝙍 𝙐 𝙎 𝙏 𝙈 𝙀 , 𝙅 𝙐 𝙎 𝙏 »»» 𝙈 𝙀 ««« 𝙏 𝙍 𝙐 𝙎 𝙏— 𝘜𝘚, 𝘯𝘰 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘴 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘!

Sure is nice, isn’t it?

Vibing with him.

“Good afternoon, everyone!!”

“I believe we have seen each other in passing, but haven’t met officially! I’m Rio Rose. Nice to properly meet you!”

“He’s not from Hell, so yes. I’m willing to take my chances, to get us the hell out of here. His name is Dinraal. Would you like to meet him?” She was buzzing with excitement. Finally, a way to get out of this cesspool!

“I assure you, he’s not! He’s someone from another world, Hyrule to be exact. He told me of a Blood Moon coming up soon, where slain monsters will be awakened by magic. And so, I asked if that would work on demons. It doesn’t, but it opened the door for this conversation.”

“Wait— really? Are you sure?” Rio’s eyes widened, and she was quiet for a moment. Then, she let out a happy chirp, and bounced up and down. “THANK YOU!!!”

“Respect seems to be a lost art down here..” Perhaps something she has learned will boost his spirits though. “Darling, I’ve met someone who is a Spirit of Fire. He can create a portal to the living world!”

“Not just me, but someone I love as well. We used to have a way there once in a while, but that’s been lost. I know he’d especially love the opportunity to go back. What would you take in return for your generosity?”

“Damn .. I figured as much.” A sigh.

The Ancient Hero of Hyrule. Written by Mek Adult Mun and muse

“…! Oh! So this magic .. does it only work on slain monsters? Or could it work on say, a demon from Hell who’d like to return to the living world?”

“Nooo! Dear, come here. I’ll prepare venison for you. And I got some fresh eyeballs too.”

“I’d better go prepare that venison.”

“Alastor is a dashing stag, with a beautiful wendigo screech.~”

“How about a second to eat candy?”

Oh goodness ..

“No time to dress up at all?”

“What’s everyone choosing for their Halloween costume?”

“Hello, everyone!!”