here's today's post: "do try to stay awake for your own war, dumb-ass" — this is going to be a five-alarm shit-show. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Connections Puzzle #938 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟩🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,660 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,659 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #936 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩

here's today's post: "elderly golfer suffering from advanced fuckbrainscabosis" — please help find a cure. or not. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Wordle 1,658 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #935 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

it's December 31, which means it's time for "this year in stupid: 2025 — part 3" — a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Connections Puzzle #934 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,656 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I have a good habit of buying the writings of local authors especially when they include Halifax. Looking forward to my New Year's read. ...first of 2026! Thanks to Mike @ Bookmark who promoted it on CBC this morning.

HACK SCRIBBLER CHRIS CILLIZZA THREW A FIVE-ALARM SHIT-FIT BECAUSE SOMEONE PUT AN "ELON IS A NAZI" SIGN ON HIS BELOVED TESLA. I COVER THAT AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN PART TWO OF MY "THIS YEAR IN STUPID." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pfwqVS

Connections Puzzle #933 🟨🟦🟪🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

it's December 30, which means it's time for "this year in stupid: 2025 — part 2" — a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Wordle 1,655 6/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

it's December 29, which means it's time for "this year in stupid: 2025 — part 1" — a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

"BIG STRONG" MAGA MORONS WITH "TEARS IN THEIR EYES" PULLED SO MUCH DUMBFUCKERY THIS YEAR THAT IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME THREE ENTIRE POSTS JUST TO DOCUMENT IT ALL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO PART ONE OF MY VERY POWERFUL SERIES "THIS YEAR IN STUPID." LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/49vqL9w

Connections Puzzle #932 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

here's today's post: "wishcasting our merry way to hell: how the press utterly failed us in 2025" — what the hell do they imagine they’re doing? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Wordle 1,654 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #931 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,653 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

ERIKA KIRK HAS A HEARTFELT MESSAGE OF HEALING FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON — "BUY MY BOOK!" — BECAUSE THE GRIFT NEVER ENDS. I COVER THAT AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY FROM THE PAST SEVEN DAYS IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" — THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO READING IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4p9LfJv

Wordle 1,652 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

here's today's post: "oh fuck, we forgot to have a War on Christmas" — shit, what do we do now? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Connections Puzzle #929 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,651 5/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

here's today's post: "Merry Christmas!" — have a great day, everyone. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Connections Puzzle #928 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,650 3/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

here's today's post: "is the DOJ creating bogus Dead Pedo Bestie Files in order to protect Dear Leader?" — what the fuck is going on? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Connections Puzzle #927 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Wordle 1,649 4/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #926 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

here's today's post: "dumbest president ever invents the battleship" — it’s all so stupid and pointless. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Wordle 1,648 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #925 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,647 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

OH LOOK, THE DOJ HAS BEEN QUIETLY SCRUBBING PHOTOS FROM THEIR "EPSTEIN FILES" WEBSITE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHY: IT'S BECAUSE DONNY IS A DEGENERATE. ACTUALLY, THAT WASN'T TOO HARD TO GUESS. I'VE GOT THE EVIDENCE IN MY VERY STRONG, VERY POWERFUL POST. THANK YOUR ATTENTION TO IT HERE: bit.ly/4qfAzdi

Connections Puzzle #924 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,646 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,645 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

here's today's post: "who knew penises could be so expensive" — and why are Republicans so obsessed with whats inside everyone’s underwear? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Lonnections Puzzle #922 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,644 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #921 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,643 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

here's today's post: "Susie Wiles shit-talks sewer clowns. hilarity ensues." is Wiles a Russian asset? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

fuck this fucking fuck