Hello, Sunnyvale/South Bay! Delighted to be back here. My dress is a liiiiiiiittle sheer … and I have a liiiiiiittle free time while I’m here. #fmty #datechicago #datesfbay #datesf #datebayarea #datesouthbay

How jealous are you of this manta ray? #dateboston #fmty #datechicago

Unbelievable gratitude to my special friends @bjs1108.bsky.social for covering my flight upgrades and @630swb.bsky.social for seeing that I was delayed and sending me a little something for dinner and stress relief. Boston, I hope you’re ready!

The Boston airport is limiting the number of incoming flights per hour, so I’m significantly delayed but at least I have a TORTAZO #fmty #tortazo #dateboston #datechicago

Lady in red (allegedly wrap dresses are out of style but I don’t particularly care) Boston - a little availability left for 5/31 and 6/1 Sunnyvale - 6/8 morning SFO - 6/8 afternoon, mayyyyyybe evening #datechicago #gfe #dateboston #datesf #datesouthbay

Have I mentioned I love a hotel robe? I’m not so sure about the double layer on this Ritz robe, though.

Excited to be bringing all of this to Boston May 30-June 1. Mostly evening date hours left! You know what to do 😘 South Bay, California June 6-8 - I have June 8. Missed me in March? Make up for it now! #dateboston #datesf #datenortheast #dateca #fmty #gfe

Hi Bluesky! I’m just gonna leave this here #gymselfie #datechicago #gfe

It’s National Bucket List Day! Have you, perhaps, been waiting to reach out to me? You know what to do…. #datechicago #datemilwaukee #fmty #gfe

Hello, Bluesky! Finally back home after whirlwind trips to Philadelphia and Grand Rapids. Regretfully had to decline a very appealing invitation to Dallas for this weekend. I’m taking a spa day tomorrow and tackling logistics for some upcoming requests.

Taking off for Philadelphia! Just about fully booked - I’ll be working on my inbox on the plane, if I owe you a response. Based on y’all’s interest level, I’ll need to come back soon 😘 #datephiladelphia #datephl #gfe #datenortheast

It’s both National Dogfighting Awareness Day … and National Dog Farting Awareness Day. I assume the latter is a parody of the former.

Dangerous nip slip potential. Hello, Miami! #datemiami #datesofl #datefl #fmty

Upper body day. Happy to be back at it after my DC tour. #gymselfie #fmty #datechicago #datemilwaukee

I had a great trip to DC. I’ll be spending today recovering and catching up on my emails, texts and contact form requests. Excited for April!

Found the saucer magnolias! And had gelato at Pitango. I sure would love some company tomorrow daytime in Logan Circle or Arlington in the evening … 😇 #datedc #datenova #fmty #datechicago

Saucer magnolias and naughty whispers? Washington DC and Arlington VA: I have surprise availability THIS Sunday and Monday evenings 3/22-3/23 in Arlington, and a bit in the daytime in the District Monday. #datedc #datenova #oursky #datechicago

If only I had some company in this hot tub….

Post-workout massage time! Thanks to a generous benefactor for spoiling me 😘 #datechicago #oursky

Self-tanning and lounging in my hotel robe after a very satisfying evening. 💅

I’m trying to install a wired Ring doorbell, but my doorbell transformer is underpowered. To upgrade it, I have to FIND the mofo. Turns out there is no standard location and it could be ANYWHERE. #fml #handy #nothandyenough

I’ll be in Tyson’s Corner, VA and Washington, DC on March 22 and 23! Excited for gelato, the National Zoo, and I still have time for some dates…. #datenova #datedc #gfe 📷 @jonahcarter.bsky.social

Pedantic reminder that Patrick is shortened to Paddy - the upcoming holiday is ☘️ St. Paddy’s Day ☘️, never St Patty. #getoffmylawn

It may be winter, but the greenery and flowers are flourishing in here. Thistle and Spire set via a generous and *utterly* selfless gift from @bjs1108.bsky.social

TAKING A ROBOTAXI AND LOSING MY EVERLOVING MIND

Mardi Gras themed party attire. Overheard, admiringly: “I don’t know who that is, but she doesn’t belong at this bar.” #gfe #fmty

Bay Area, I’ll be in you starting tomorrow!! Available for short dates Saturday night in Sunnyvale, regular availability Monday morning/afternoon in SF. #datesf #datesouthbay #oursky 📷: @jonahcarter.bsky.social

Preview from That Shoot with @jonahcarter.bsky.social . More images coming to my site and ads soon. 🔥 #datechicago #datemilwaukee #oursky

Planes, trains and automobiles: headed downstate for an overnight date! 🚆 #fmty #datemidwest #datechicago

This is so, so cool. And I love the genus/species name. Mimus polyglottos!

I’ve been having so much of a problem with my packages being stolen that one of my gentlemen ordered me a secure package delivery box. …….Which was delivered at 8:08 PM and stolen by 10 PM. You can’t make this shit up.

Thank you so much for this utterly beautiful Valentine’s Day rose arrangement, @whereamiroaming.bsky.social 😘

Gorgeous new #lingerie set from an Australian line called Sainted Sisters, with many thanks to my Valentine’s date. ❤️ #datechicago #oursky #datemilwaukee

Happy Valentine’s Day to my dates, lovers and admirers. ❤️ 💘 💋 📷: @jeweltonesphoto.bsky.social

Particularly true if you have cats

I have just a few open slots: in Milwaukee Feb 19, 26, 27 and in San Francisco on March 1-2. My next Chicago availability is March 9. I’m verklempt at how valued, special and desired my gentlemen - and ladies! - make me feel. ❤️

I took a much-needed day to myself after a wonderful extended DMTY date on Sunday and my shoot Monday. Looking forward to seeing old friends and then a fun Valentine’s date 😘

Happiest of happy birthdays to the gentleman responsible for gifting me this gorgeous Journelle #lingerie set … who should check his email for more. #gfe #datechicago

Be my Valentine? Rare Saturday morning/afternoon date availability ❤️ 🌹 Likely O’Hare area but flexible. #datechicago #oursky

Just wrapped a phenomenally fun and hot shoot with @jonahcarter.bsky.social . Our first and definitely not our last collaboration.

Seriously! I’m always like “I would love to but today was claimed a month ago”

Thank you to a certain kind gentleman for this wonderful, authentic Aran Isle merino wool sweater. 😘 Staying warm and sophisticated in the Chicago winter is so important.

Happy February! Let’s get romantic 😘 #datechicago #datemilwaukee #gfe #oursky

No one tells you that being a #gfe provider means that you regularly catch colds and then have to cancel your other dates. #professionalkisser

This is such a pro tip

A heads up that my rates for new friends will be increasing soon, in the interest of preserving my capacity and availability for my most thoughtful engagements. Current rates will remain for existing clients and bookings. 😘

Upcoming travel! Limited availability as always: Feb 8: Lafayette, IN Feb 22-23: Springfield, IL Feb 28-Mar 1: Sunnyvale, CA Mar 1-2: San Francisco, CA Mar 22-23: Tysons Corner, VA / Washington, DC April 11-13: Philadelphia, PA Otherwise, in Chicago and Milwaukee and booked 1-3+ weeks out 😘

staying in on a snow day like

Inclement weather forced the cancellation of an overnight date - Amtrak canceled the trains! - but I needed to start enforcing my Sundays-off policy anyway. So just me, my cats, and a trip to the gym tomorrow. ❤️

Related: close up of the detail on this Honey Birdette piece. Related related: If I really get the whole boob in there, they’re somehow bigger than I thought.