Accurate.

Been a while since I posted, so here's a short video of me using the facilities at the Hole in the Wall Saloon after Sunday Eagle SF beer bust. 🍻💦👅

Ah yes, my Gay Awakening. Saw him on a billboard for Lifeguard when I was a tot, and have been smitten ever since. ❤️

Because pulling out is for porn. 🔥

Having coffee with my ex, and he just invited me to see @kathygriffin.bsky.social tonight! Apparently, HIS ex's hubby wasn't interested, so, yay (and I'm taking this as payment after their oddly spare/short/geographically expensive wedding last year).

Gotta give a shout out to @Drub.woof.group.ap.brid.gy on #portfolioday. Got an erotic fantasy? Yeah, he's painted it.

And another for good measure (whatever that means).

Stoned Sunday Selfie from the Hole in the Wall Saloon.

"Man, I'm so H-word I'm just RADIATING fibrous cummington!" ☢️🍆💦

Yeah, but just maybe could he do something about Dildo Pants Bot before any of that? 🍆👖🤖

Merry Afterbirth!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! 🎅🏿💦👄

Sitting in the hotel lobby, waiting for my date to arrive...

Me at 7 years old. Cropped this from a pic of me and my siblings, and had AI clean it up a bit. He's still frightened, scared and confused. Life was not kind to him (terrifying, actually), and every day, I reassure him that he is loved, beautiful, and perfect, and that I will ALWAYS protect him.

BINGO! Now it's your turn, ya filthy slags!

Welp, made the switch. You deserve some beard pics.

Saturday, October 20, 2012. A buddy just asked if I had a pipe pic. Found one (why is there no pipe emoji?! 😤).

gawkward adjective That thing when you're at a nekkid #LazyBear pool party, but all you can do is stare stupidly because of the recent minor surgery on your butt cheek. It's okay, I'm fine. My lips still work. 😉

My get-up-and-go has got up and went. Let me know if you find it. 😩

My friend, Mark, shot this pic at the Eagle today, and I like it. Not gonna delete later. 🌞

Currently happening right outside my window on "Hertbreak Hill." #baytobreakers #bay2breakers

Reminds me of the time when I was a kid, I got to try on Robin Williams' Popeye arms from the 1980 film. A close friend of the family, Allen Hall, was the special effects coordinator and shared amazing stories about the production....

Hey, @HarrySTanner! Look what just came in the mail! Brought it to game night to share with the guys for its inaugural bowl. @JosephValliere approved.

"'Cause it's the 1st of May, First of May! Outdoor fuckin' starts today!" https://youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?si=buFat3YZZKTf0-GJ

What a wonderful time at the Murphy Windmill at Golden Gate Park. Thank you, @SFParksAlliance! Consider becoming a member today! 🌞

AND he can sing?! Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, I don't know if my poor heart can take any more. ❤️🔥🎶 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4dQsKgr--m/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

#1: Beer goggles, thinking "I'm hot." 🔥 #2: 5 minutes later.

Gotta love @MCKstoreCom and their custom pouches! ❤️🔥💍

I ❤️ coffee, and @OxBalls.

When two beards become one, you get yer heart on. Excuse the pun. I'll see myself out. ❤️🔥

I so happy to back "Horny & High" on @Kickstarter. Please consider pledging as well. Ed's got some great rewards, and I want to see this awesome series come to North America. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/zan/horny-and-high-comes-to-north-america?ref=thanks-tweet

Really, bot? Iona Bugg? #russianbots

Felt pretty. Won't delete.

I look like a crazy person. Happy Nude Year.

Tonight's bathroom selfie brought to you by The Sausage Factory, and my perky, left nipple. #freethroathugs

Daddy's first time at Golden Gate Beach. Or Marshall's Beach. The Gays™ say its Marshall's, and Google Maps says Golden Gate. Whatever. Get off my lawn.

At a BBQ with my Kaffe Klatch fam, wearing the crystal necklace my mother's mom gave to her. Mom passed a few weeks ago. Haven't mentioned it anywhere, and that's okay. She was an absolute legend. Maybe soon, but for now, the lighting was too good to pass up. 😇

The beard was bearding that day. #beard

The fog-diffused, sunset lighting in the backyard is surreal. #nofilter

Afterglow. ❤️

Okay, one last shot. God, what a great day. And my bestie, asleep in my lap. Bliss. ☺️

And to think I used to hate my body. Perfect? No, but it's mine, and I thinks it's pretty cool. ❤️

Ooos, I did it again!

Still feeling myself, AND, showing off the secret to my success. Thanks, @OxBalls!

San Francisco may not be as hot as the rest of the planet right now, but it's sure a nice day for a pool party! There may be alcohol involved. Gid it felt great to feel the sun on my skin (and to get my cold, shriveled dick out 😂). 🌞

Happy Pride! 🌈🙄

This week's Sausage Factory Bathroom Selfie (and no, that's not a euphemism). Good GOD, I love my beard. Pretty, innit? ❤️

May the fourth be with you. https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/carrie-fisher-star-wars-stinson-beach-18074251.php?sid=6049d9843a02305d140beed3&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=briefing&utm_campaign=sfg_thedaily&stn=nf

Happy Slutty Easter circa 2008! Yes, those are real sunflowers on my hat, and yes, I did hot glue a bunch of flowers all over my jockstrap. 💐🐰🥚

Call me Ken.