Get fucked you piece of shiiiiiiiiit. Bringing fucking Izzet Lessons into Standard Play. You suck. /tbag

Gotta keep making them profits. Remember when flying was an experience. You would get meals.

It hits so hard. youtube.com/shorts/SU6gC...

Fuck👏you👏 if 👏 you 👏 play 👏 Top 👏 8 👏 decks 👏 in👏 Standard👏Play👏on👏Arena.👏 I👏hope👏you👏fuck👏right👏off.👏 Ranked👏play👏exists👏for👏a👏reason👏,you👏piece👏of👏shit.👏 Probably a commander player that believes their cEDH deck is always a seven.

Just👏because👏it’s👏Ethiopian👏doesn’t👏mean👏you👏can’t👏use👏utensils!

Firefighters will forever be 100x more beloved than any fucking cop.

JFC. I never knew. And I wish I didn’t. youtu.be/j9J1RFgrgiI

this clip never gets old.. my dogs would just watch me run like I was special

Curious what the homeless rate is in Finland. Also, poverty line.

How long before Daybreak is over Arena?

Man, it’s crazy to think of how many assassination conspiracies we’re going to get out of one person. What’s the Kalchi over/under for more before 2028? Has to be at least 2. It’s probably like 2.5 or some fraction of 2.

Heaven is just living your children years over and over again. youtube.com/shorts/5IBsu...

To whom it may concern at @magic.wizards.com. Please make the pre-release insert just a few centimeters shorter so we can use them as dividers in storage boxes without any issue. Thank you.

Hold up, you can’t buy cooked chicken with it? I guess because it opens the door to using it for fast food and the such.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this movie. Guess I have plans for the weekend.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. It really is disgusting how shitty capitalism is. I just want to be frozen until the Star Trek generation comes along that doesn’t care about currency. youtube.com/shorts/3wwSG...

This is what multiplayer gaming is all about to me. It’s about camaraderie. My friend, Brian, will always talk about us playing Halo together. You have those fun moments where someone does something that latches on to you. youtube.com/shorts/YTktC...

I guarantee if you mastered this skill, American women would swoon over you when you cook for them. bsky.app/profile/john...

I would love for them to take out the top 10% of workers income and then compare.

A cEDH Discord I created in another life that has blown up locally had the following conversation take place. This is one of the reasons why I quit playing cedh. I don’t understand anyone’s desire to play this. Just fucking play it out and someone wins. cEDH is a bunch of table flipping, cry babies

This was just me on a night that ended in y.

Rewatched View from the Top and until the last few minutes I completely spaced on the love interests being in the MCU.

Did you know oysters are considered an aphrodisiac? If I was a chef, I would incorporate oysters into my Miso soup so I could call it, “Miso Horny Soup”.

I want to try one, or three 😙 Korean street lava cream cube bread! It's a square bread blowtorched to produce a super crispy caramelized shell, and it's stuffed with so much creamy filling it's literally overflowing. Every bite explodes with milky and caramel flavors. #trend #korean #foodie

Confucius says, “Only when you track a package that you want, will it then see delays.”

The dumbass irony isn't lost on me at how many veterans go live in other countries while also being vehemently against immigration. youtu.be/DF7ksUVAF0s

I would say the movie "Above the Shadows" is probably in an X-Men universe. The main character got her gene when she was a teen and she's similar to ForgetMeNot character.

This is an era I wish I grew up in more. People just hanging out at a roller skate rink and chilling. I think you could write a great drama-dy mini-series for Apple TV about this era. Call it Rink or something. youtube.com/shorts/u9VTc...

I’d like to do simulations on how many people would die storming the White House before someone got to him. Because at some point that number is worth it, right? Clearly our elected officials aren’t doing anything and at some point citizens may have to do it.

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

Happy Dogs 😊

Happy National Librarian Day! 👻📚

I really don’t understand how Card Kingdom exists? Like who is ordering from this website? It’s usually like 1.5-2x the price of anywhere else.

Dogs clearing the way for an ambulance . 😍

If my doctor, a medical professional that spent tons of money and years in college to get a degree, prescribes something for me. I don’t think a piece of shit corporation that I pay money to should be able to deny covering it.

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I genuinely worry that we are on the brink of grandma/grandpa apocalypse. Soon a “grew up with cookbooks” and “mother’s recipe” generation will be replaced with the internet generation and after that “DoorDash/UberEats” generation. Moments like this will be few and far between.

I hope that when I die, I come back smarter and as a vet that just wants to travel the world and save all the animals.

If you’re not bringing galaxy foil basic lands to the Star Trek prerelease later this year, what are you even doing?

When I see idiots posting hateful garbage, reiterating propaganda, or just plain venting their blackmold spores online, I think back to the 90s... and I honestly miss when it was harder to get onto the internet. there was a basic IQ test you had to pass to use the thing, and that's gone now

Magic Con: Atlanta is Star Trek prerelease weekend. If they do not have any Star Trek actors booked for this event I think it would be a major oversight.

For HIPAA to be a thing, you would think they would make it so when you are checking in or out of the doctor’s office that they would make it private.

I think moving forward we just have to start doing our due diligence and investigating all forms of media for AI prior to posting. And we block any account that does not do the same.

Every politician should be publicly available.

Oooooh, now I see. No one comes back in time to stop him because he kills off humanity before it can be invented.

I don’t know. Feels very AntiChrist to me. Pretty sure there was one loner in the woods that got raptured so nobody noticed and we’ve just been living in the muck.

You don’t have to move the goal post, when you’re putting down more goal posts.