Them: Purges are bad! Me: They ‘purged’ George Galloway’s campaign manager, and some members of a rape apologist cult Them: Petit Bourgeois Indulgences!

The Lib Dems claiming liberalism is radical? Come on, bit of a stretch isn’t it.

(Some) Your Party supporters (probably): “What is it with trans people? They ask for decisive, strong, clear commitment on trans rights, 72% of 42% of those of us who can prove we are Your Party members, vote to mention them, and they are still complaining!”

Yes. First need to establish a committee to get round a table, then providing the table is an adequate shape and colour, work out whether it’s best to sit the SEP next to the SWP or at opposite ends of the room. Then decide whether to nationalise all furniture.

What’s the difference between The Green Party and Your Party? Well, The Green Party’s favourite colour is Green, our’s is red. Also I know Zack Polanski, he’s nice but there are some differences and our party has new people including new old people. Awesome Jeremy, way to go!

Someone has done a horoscope for Your Party, bringing a wonderful new level of creative, something, to this, thing. I am now considering doing. live stream celtic cross tarot reading for Your Party.

Your Party have announced the amazingly important decision that Your Party is called Your Party. Unsure what happened with their stance on trans rights but anyway…

In my ideal world, the United Kingdom would be ended, no more. It’s a fantasy. Some people however, while they may share this fantasy, think they have a reasonable chance of making fantasy a reality, and are prepared to fuck a lot of other people over to try to make it happen.

The Green Party, wondering why they’ve stopped getting bitten by SWP fleas then realising that Your Party is far more effective and environmentally friendly than flea spray at getting rid of them

James Giles, George Galloway’s former campaign manager, and once regular on pro Putin Agitprop channel, RT, was prevented from entering the Your Party conference!

You’re over complicating things, Siobhán! The fact is that some people who may be members of Your Party voted for some things at the conference and some things won.

Labour Party members: Can’t join Your Party because not allowed to by Labour (and not considered left wing really). Green: Left wing but not allowed to by party rules Everyone else: Not left wing SWP: Oh look! Yay!

So… about all of the voting on things at the Your Party conference… Does anybody know what percentage of the party voted for what? *retreats to eat vegan curry and listen to the sound of rain*

There is still maybe an hour left until people in the US go on BlueSky and Your Party turns into both The Democrats and Republicans simultaneously, interspersed with Dungeons and Dragons.

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Your Party: Welcome new Central Committee members, come in, take a seat! *Pulls a lever opening a gate marked “SWP”*

Your Party is finally Your Party. Which is good news for Zarah Sultana as she won’t have to change her parliamentary record from “Your Party” which she changed about a week before the name was announced.

Your party finally makes it to Baldur’s Gate. Zarah Sultana has been taken hostage, there is no time to waste! Sadly you run into the annoying villain from the first game, George Galloway, with his irritating smug face and ability to get appear behind you laugh annoyingly

Your Party is definitely Your Party but might not be your party.

“Reactionary” It has come to me attention, that this word, “reactionary” is increasingly being misused as means of attack. If I criticise someone who is perceived to be progressive, it does not make me a reactionary, against change, for the status quo

Expelling The SWP is a wise form of risk mitigation for any political organisation.

I have no need for Marx, Engels, Stalin, Trotsky etc. Just my opinion, the way I work, but I thought I would be transparent about that.

My attacks on the SWP are not pointless. It’s akin to saying my attacks on The BNP etc were pointless. The point: The SWP have been a serious issue for the left, and still are, and present a serious risk to us all. It is imperative to call them out.

Your Party are great at gaining political unity. It’s just that I wasn’t expecting it to happen as a result of me having “unity” with the Lib Dems etc in our complete disbelief at how shit Your Party are. I feel dirty.

Literally think I may piss myself with laughter 😂 “Dogs put down the Queens tail Antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now.” Most meaningful words from the Your Party conference yet!

Allies of Corbyn: Missed opportunity for Corbyn to lead Your Party. Everyone else: Erm… Corbyn has been leading it for several months, its a comical shitshow. Missed opportunity now for Corbyn to be showrunner of the next season of the comical shitshow

Ah yes, that bit where Jeremy Corbyn decided not to be strong on committing to support of trans people right from the start, resulting in a ‘debate’ over whether or not Your Party should support a small group of marginalised people. Yes, no, maybe?

In a delicious twist, the Trans Liberation faction of Your Party are voted in as the Central Committee.

Ah yes, before the conference, one of questions was on how Your Party will deal with the situation where a vote on something has a tiny majority. So anyway, Collective leadership has a 1.7% lead. Anyone remember Brexit?

It will be interesting to see how the Your Party collective, will figure out the legally required position of Nominating Officer for their candidates. They can have someone named and agree that they don’t have overall power, but legally they still will.

Next up for Your Party leadership: Figuring out how to form a healthy working collective, then probably finding out how despite the collective, there will still be a hierarchy, and a power struggle. Plus an interesting situation with spokespeople and the media.

Collective leadership for You Party, is a good principle. If that leadership lacks appropriate structure, boundaries, negotiation, experience, it will also fall into disarray and be dominated by the most manipulative elements of left wing politics though.

So now at last DSYP acknowledge the serious issues with the SWP, especially the abuse (sexual abuse) but won’t commit to accepting they should be banned

Thank you to Jeremy Corbyn for being so dull that I have run out of things to write. Going to enjoy my vegan pizza from Purezza and the buy 1 get 1 free deal on vegan meatballs

Is Your Alleged Party’s alleged conference allegedly over yet?

SWP entryism. Also known as: The SWP

Prominent SWP and former SWP members sign petition to let political predators and rape apologists, The SWP back into Your Party.

Adnan Hussain, formerly one of Directors of Your Party UK Ltd, without any clear good reason, replied to an account on Twitter (likely transphobic), effectively marking out trans women as a threat to cis women, and that we should be segregated. Jeremy Corbyn did not call this out.

I had about this, but now having viewed it: This is the result of Jeremy Corbyn not being strong enough a leader. It was never any good to play “wait and see” over transphobia. Hussein played women against each other, and suggested segregation for trans people. It was transphobic

The SWP are like an organised ‘chaser’ group. They will follow trans people around so they can indulge in their Trotskyist revolution fetish.

Over the past couple of days, SWP account activity here on BlueSky, has increased, specifically around Your Party. These people are part of a Trotskyist group that operates by co-opting other parties and causes. They have a history of sexual abuse as well.

2025. The year I legitimately mocked the ridiculousness of fascists claiming Communism as a serious threat, then mocked Communists for trying to get people to take them seriously.

“None of the above” should be on the list for the new Your Party name. If only because The None Of The Above Party would be a better choice than any of the above.

Apparently it is “infantile” to dislike a bunch of people in an organisation with a history of sexual abuse and sexual abuse cover up. What the fuck ever

No country has ever nationalised its entire economy. All trade, would be state controlled. Theoretically possible, realistically impossible. The closest the world has come to nationalised economies: The Soviet Union Mao era China Some former Eastern Bloc states Current: North Korea

Jeremy Stalin and Lewis Trotsky were once friends but fell out. The purge has begun! Focus on the USSUK or Permanent Revolution and a trip to Mexico? You decide

Yorp and the Swappies. I prefer Chorlton and the Wheelies.

I find it highly unlikely that “Democratic Socialists” aren’t aware of the very likely real reasons the rape apologist SWP have been expelled from Your Party

Lewis Nielsen, SWP: “It is my view that the overwhelming feeling of YP members—as was made clear at the local assemblies—that all socialists are welcome in YP” I hope not Lewis. Not all Socialists, definitely not the rape apologist Socialists that is for sure.

Quoting someone who is quoting Socialist Worker, claiming that “Socialists” have been expelled from the Your Party conference. Members of a Socialist group with a known history of predatory behaviour, and badly treating those abused by its members, have been expelled. Namely The SWP.