Trying to make the conversation about Immanuel Kant

I’ve had three beers and I’m thinking about the enlightenment

What shall I render

What shall I render

What shall I render

What shall I render

Italians love to let you know how to pronounce gnocchi

If you sided with talon you’re spiritually Israeli

The Islamic republic of Serena Cha Cha

Chud



I enjoy Bluesky specifically for seeing koda al and char but Jesus Christ this platform is so boring, idk why twitter is just 1000x funnier

CRANK IT

A hypnotherapist that makes all their clients start going they/them

Lola had to pee so she woke me up by tapping my face over and over and at first I was pissed off but then I realized abd let her outside and now we’re back in bed cuddling and I’m getting emotional about her having to pee and needing me

Forrest Gump is about a nonbinary white personal who learns how to vogue

Nothing makes me more upset than when a literal catastrophe happens and the most empathy you fucking people can muster is concern for the dogs

I do not believe in god obviously but when the folk music starts talking about Jesus I get emotional

Lana Del rey uded to be a little chunky and her fans will be like “do you guys remember when Lana was our little piggy 😍😍 our fucking chunky Queen”

Idk how to explain this but like. I didn’t realize fiddlesticks means like. Fiddle sticks.

I love you Janis Joplin

I would love to be a gluttonous king who just sat and demanded his court jesters entertain him all day. I would love people to cite my unwillingness to rule my kingdom as one of the reasons it collapses a hundred years later. “While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”

We is literally the elf’s

I meant to say I but feel free to take this as a suggestion

List of things u can randomly fixate on: -shipwrecks -Iqaluit -Undertale/deltarune -Marxism -quicksand

What is Diet Coke even about?

Didn’t

I’m lowkey going through something

I’m depressed should I read the Tao te Ching again?

I have a fetish for joining polyamorous relationships and then voting one of them off the island

If I had a pussy id be a squirter. Spiritually I am a squirter

Call my pussy love the way he tore it up again

I don’t like that she’s being mean to uncle fester

Why would you show up fat and wearing jeans

I just need a pirate to look me in the eye, pull me in close and say argh to me

I collapsed under the weight of gaf’ing and now I don’t gaf

Who else dgaf anymore

Gay Obama: uhhh, let me be queer

We need a talk show like the view @funkyboymv.bsky.social @fahad @falzbear.bsky.social

Nothing cornier than when you can tell a man is purposefully lowering his voice

Patrick star is like Foucaults panopticon

In 2020 half my friends moved to Waterloo and the other half went to Hamilton and now everyone’s in Hamilton except me, ask me anything. FAQ: Q: should I kms A: yes!!! Q: is it big A: not really

brat was lowkey a good album

It’s Joever

Bjork if you’re reading this I just wanted to say hey