Forrest Gump is about a nonbinary white personal who learns how to vogue

Nothing makes me more upset than when a literal catastrophe happens and the most empathy you fucking people can muster is concern for the dogs

I do not believe in god obviously but when the folk music starts talking about Jesus I get emotional

Lana Del rey uded to be a little chunky and her fans will be like “do you guys remember when Lana was our little piggy 😍😍 our fucking chunky Queen”

Idk how to explain this but like. I didn’t realize fiddlesticks means like. Fiddle sticks.

I love you Janis Joplin

I would love to be a gluttonous king who just sat and demanded his court jesters entertain him all day. I would love people to cite my unwillingness to rule my kingdom as one of the reasons it collapses a hundred years later. “While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”

We is literally the elf’s

I meant to say I but feel free to take this as a suggestion

List of things u can randomly fixate on: -shipwrecks -Iqaluit -Undertale/deltarune -Marxism -quicksand

What is Diet Coke even about?

Didn’t

I’m lowkey going through something

I’m depressed should I read the Tao te Ching again?

I have a fetish for joining polyamorous relationships and then voting one of them off the island

If I had a pussy id be a squirter. Spiritually I am a squirter

Call my pussy love the way he tore it up again

I don’t like that she’s being mean to uncle fester

Why would you show up fat and wearing jeans

I just need a pirate to look me in the eye, pull me in close and say argh to me

I collapsed under the weight of gaf’ing and now I don’t gaf

Who else dgaf anymore

Gay Obama: uhhh, let me be queer

We need a talk show like the view @funkyboymv.bsky.social @fahad @falzbear.bsky.social

Nothing cornier than when you can tell a man is purposefully lowering his voice

Patrick star is like Foucaults panopticon

In 2020 half my friends moved to Waterloo and the other half went to Hamilton and now everyone’s in Hamilton except me, ask me anything. FAQ: Q: should I kms A: yes!!! Q: is it big A: not really

brat was lowkey a good album

It’s Joever

Bjork if you’re reading this I just wanted to say hey

Yall ever feel so full you get scared you’re gonna stop breathing

Gay guys be like “outfit of the day!! :)” and it’s a picture of their spread cheeks

I do think the Buddhists are right about suffering coming from having expectations however idgaf and I expect some big fat hairy ass in my face ayyyyyy ahhhhh ayyyy 🤪🤪

I’d make an offrenda. Maybe this year I’ll make one

I hate that look mua’s / models etc do where they just straight up look wet. Like slicked back hair. Skin fucking soaked in whatever. It looks stupid. High fashion / beauty shouldn’t look like you’re oily af and getting out of the pool. I hate it

I understand Spanish better than French sometimes and I took French in school for like 8 years

I asked a lot of people how they’re doing today at a funeral and I think only person actually said they were sad. Everyone’s so used to just saying good how’re you lol

Just had a shower so good I’ve texted 4 people about it

Me asking if someone’s gay “is he woke?”

I like when u go in the comments on a tiktok and the top comment is a porn bot being like “wow! This really explains your side of things. What does everyone else think?” I always like them idk y but it kills me

It was so funny when that submarine exploded and the news was like “There’s only 4 hours of oxygen left 😍😍🥰”

Well I personally had a great day

Im just in my room lowkey

I have the rare aesthetics Somali song stuck in my head

Imagine you’re high as hell. You get in the uber. He’s playing sleepy head by passion pit. That’s where I’m at.

High as hell and my hair dried like carol burnetts

How about a boy that looks like princess Diana