Boy, soldiers are brave! Courage in the line of fire. 😳😬🤭

Guess what? The president of the United States is supposed to WORK for all of the 340 million Americans and not only a sliver of the population which are his cult members. It’s truly disgusting.

OMG 💔

#satire @borowitzreport.bsky.social

Wow! Half a million Texans are still complete idiots. You can’t unteach stupid. Yee haw! 🐎

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve been called a deadbeat dad, or lectured by the social media trolls & bigots about how all Black men abandon their families. The truth is, I’ve been married to the same queen for nearly 30 years, and together we raised two brilliant children.

Only in America, Folks...

Democrats won two seats in Mississippi. They won by 63% of the vote, if Mississippi can do it then so can Virginia and every other red state. Republicans have made their bed and now they must sleep in it. This party only wants to destroy our freedoms! STOP VOTING REPUBLICAN‼️

When I vote, I vote from LOVE and not from HATRED!

Somehow, the Starter Pack I shared wasn't in the post! Trying again! #USDemocracy bsky.app/profile/did:...

Many years ago my Hubby and fuzzy child vacationed at the Westin Lake Las Vegas. We went for a long walk & when we came back there was a military screening to get back in. Unbeknownst to us Obama came to stay and the screening was intense. We were huge fans so we felt honored to be mere steps away!

Apparently Obama had 9 incidents of assassination attempts during his Presidency…but we never really heard about them because Obama isn’t a sick, narcissistic A-HOLE. The End

WAIT!!! If the White House is now vulnerable and unsafe, then WTF did you guys smash it to smithereens and leave it wide open! Also what happened to private money paying for it?? The lies are nonstop!! Infuriating!

The Trump fake assassination attempts will continue on a regular schedule until his poll numbers rise. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

You don't need a comedian at the Whitehouse Correspondence's dinner, when the entire Administration is a joke

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Jon Osoff for President 2028!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

I’m watching season 1 of Lioness. It makes scared to think of the bozos running this administration and the CIA, FBI & military. Gulp!

Help me understand!! If the war is illegal and darnold has no power to demand troops to fight then why doesn’t Congress pull the plug and stop the flow of billions and force the military to stand down??

Chump is so demented he thinks he is filming episode 235 of The Apprentice and he has to fire one person a week!! Hahaha

Chump was comparing his economy to Biden’s and complaining that Biden shut down America!! WTF doesn’t anyone ever discuss how 1 million people died of covid on Donny’s watch?!!! Dems had to clean up his mess!!!!

I can’t believe a heartless imbecile is running our country!!

Is it happening again?

This is what a respectable President should sound like.

I bet Qatar is mad that they gave their boyfriend a huge airplane last year! Suckers!

What is with all of Epstein and Chump’s employees that saw disgusting things and looked the other way. NDA. Total bullsite. People need to start talking!!!!!

I think Tulsi is regretting changing parties a few years back! Haha

There is no better example of Eastern European trafficking than Melania. She is still a captive that hates her abuser. Her eyes scream “HELP”!

How is it a Friday the 13th again!!? We are already in hell these days…what more can happen today!!? The Devil is looking up at us like “…bro??!!”

I can’t believe we have a reality TV idiot/bankrupt business man/self promoting a55 wipe destroying our country! I’ll never forgive the people who voted him in!

These new files from the victim that names Chump, was dated July 2019…while Chump was still in office. Suspiciously Epstein “died” August 2019!!!!! WTLF!!

Hey MAGA soldiers. Time to suit up and get over to Iran and fight for your cult leader, next to Barron! Be brave! Weeeee!

Meet ‘the puppet brigade’…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

Not electing Kamala Harris has got to be the most colossal fuck up America has ever made .

Uh oh. Markwayne Mullen is even dumber than Noem. When the Prez is an idiot and an ego maniac…this is what you get!

I still can’t believe we have a Fox News host running our military.

I’ve never felt so humiliated to be an American today.