they’ve been letting me near the beast recently

i’m a dorky willy wonka the way i shoot nerds ropes

fortnite on the ouya

i don’t have a gag reflex btw *swallows you*

We should kiss tbh

Hi again Bluesky 💜

I guess folks didn’t really know how tall I was (fridge and cabinets for comparison)

I guess folks didn’t really know how tall I was (fridge and cabinets for comparison)

Facial feminization surgery? Nah, I’d rather just get a feminine facial from a surgeon (who is a woman)

Getting sloppy from a puppygirl and moaning “What the dog doin?” Every few minutes

What’re you lookin at?

Sometimes I feel like I’m doing something illegal by posting here

Shower time 💜

Sometimes you gotta let her think she has control just so you can snatch it away from her

The movie Parasite is kinda like an episode of Always Sunny

Fucking my robot gf so that I can knock her motherboard back into place with the linus tech tip of my dick

I wish I could be a rock climbing lesbian

Just thought of the video I saw a while back where this girl would shoot herself in the stomach or leg with an air soft pistol and then she’d rub the spot and whimper really cute then set up to do it again and oough I’m dripping waow uh ahh my brain is fuzzy

This is so fucking funny what

Tummy Tuesday!!!

This is what I was worried about tbh how is a girl supposed to keep a 7 incher in these things??

This is what I was worried about tbh how is a girl supposed to keep a 7 incher in these things??

What a week, huh gang?

Good morning, chatroom

Adore me 💜

Do not give this dog a cigarette under any circumstances no matter what

WOAH hey sorrgy :3

Like what if when I came, I growled in your ear that I was stuck

I have such a fat knot tbh

Would you let her carve her name into you?

Goober reveal

Good morning Bizzy nation! 💜

Bird Watchers Bird Gang All my homies hate it here open.spotify.com/album/2tG3An...

Figured I’d put this out there idk

These underwear are cute but if I get hard it’s over lmao

Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with New moot goofin’

Tbh mutuals are allowed to kiss me

Philip DeFrankly, my dear, I don't give a damn

*picks you up in my mouth by the scruff of your neck*

They call me big boner cause I have a big boner

Did you know that Nintendo named him Mario after the creator of the game, Shigeru Miyamario

I love fagslop with Minecrap. Fagslop with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of cum you can have while having a fap.

I forgot to post this one yesterday tell me I’m hot

Me and who

Idk what yall mean by fag slop but I’d love to get sloppy from a fag

I don’t really remember 9/11, but Bridge to Terabithia fucked me up

I’m emitting psychic waves that would decimate a toddler

Macklemore or less

🔴 Live vampire reaction