shocking nobody:

they’re letting me vote for edelgard again

so can Something Change, Somehow

this but sincerely for every amazing artist here who ditched twitter and now my feed is full of edelgard, bg3 and umas instead of nazis

#FE3H Perfect Coffee Time✨

i spent eight solid minutes trying to pronounce ‘plurality’ until my partner took pity on me and showed me the phonetic pronunciation on her phone

ヒューフェル They dance for their sin.

dorothea #fe3h

the lack of “christ is king” in bio here is quite soothing

fuck ICE. i hope they deport themselves to hell ASAP

“Everything was fine until Edelgard fans posted discourse” hmmm you’ve stumbled across Edelgard’s core concept, in that you believe in a false peace where the breaking of said peace is a greater crime than anything that transpires under it

Christmas lissabelle 🎅 (2018) #fireemblem

I feel like this can be applied to a significant chunk of 3H discourse that centers around “Why didn’t Edelgard just do it peacefully, like Dimitri or Sylvain would?”

there was a time i could do a silly little edelgard post on the bird site but now i have one group of weirdoes who see to have constructed an effigy of me in their minds, and that was funny, but now i have to deal with their accidental allies, the groypers and gen z catholics, a very odd coalition

twitter feels like it has become /pol/ really fucking fast

twitter is funny because you will see the most BEAUTIFUL artwork of the girlboss crunchwrap supreme, edelgard von hresvelg, and then two posts later see someone saying that she’s a misogynistic fighting to uphold a system of misogyny

queer ike deniers are possibly the most delusional fire emblem fans and i say this as someone still deep in the edelgard trenches

always wild when you get a dm on twitter where someone is showing you a post of someone you blocked fantasizing about beating you lol

To Dream of the Heart (zine work) #FE3H

#MaidByACat Gee, Edelgard, how come you get to have 3 lesbian advisors? #InternationalLesbianDay #FE3H

good

yay

getting awful dms on the other place

the world would be a better place if putting any sort of Punisher decal on your truck caused your truck to explode killing you instantly

Monica uniting the three houses, as a gift for a friend! Artist: skeb.jp/@fusenryo2

I hope characters in Fortune’s Weave look directly at the camera and say they are gay

lol

damn i have only been here a minute but fuck if they think i’ll comply with this surveillance state cryptofascist shit

fed ex is by far the worst shipper in America

why is my feed full of what i can only describe as deviantart tier fetish shit

i realize i am wrong and more companies should use the current magic strategy. warhammer should release a HALO army, and a special character Ron Swanson, pokemon tcg should do a Friday the 13th set featuring a bonus trainer, nanny mcphee. the next zelda game should feature Frasier Crane.

i’m sure time will prove me wrong as jangling keys will sustain any property indefinitely but it does feel like wotc and hasbro are killing magic

turning to dust instantly. farewell

I was going to joke that this is how Hasbro is designing Magic: The Gathering now but as of 2026 six of the characters from this bit will be cards

in the past 24 hours the following will become magic cards: every marvel character Furby jaws Star Trek TNG & TOS (and presumably more) The Office more Final Fantasy the two universes within sets are just revisiting old planes what happened to my game identity dawg this took less than 24 months

man what the fuck are they doing.

Red Shirt Artifact - Equipment Equipped creature has “sacrifice this creature: change the target of a spell or ability to this creature”

someone at work was talking about phone calls and said “no ring” and my mind went to a VERY specific place

starting to hope that Magic announces a Persona 5 set so it can EOS

man. the fortniteification of magic is proceeding so rapidly that by 2027 even the players will be from universes beyond

do you think flayn will have a fishsona or will be they be boring and make her a dragon

hello everyone i just wanted to share a thought that if you don’t use corn cob holders that are in some way shape or form shaped like little corn cobs you are the bourgeoisie

yeah the face character is a girl. it’s amongus, but live action turn based. how does that work? i have no idea. anyway we made it fire emblem for some reason. put uhhhh. lyn and dimitri in. now make it all cute chibis with the most insane splash art known to man yes it’s real WHAT IS THIS

genuinely thought fire emblem shadows was a goncharov thing for a few hours earlier today

i need everyone to NOT explain this game. Don’t do builds. Don’t do guides. Don’t create a meta. just be dumb beautiful idiots as fire emblem shadows implores us all to be

it’s FUN?????

did a Nintendo exec walk into intelligent systems. was he like. chewing a cigar. “i don’t know what you guys do here. kids love amongus. make me an amongus.” “Sir, we—“ “AND MAKE EM INTO ANIMALS I WANT TO FUCK”