Tis the season to poop wearing a blanket.

Man up. Get a vasectomy.

I'm really starting to hate everyone having to use the name "Switch 1".

I'm running a half marathon today, and it's entirely possible that I will finish with a time that's double my PR. So take this as your reminder that everyone's invited!

day 1007 - crochet liquid metal slime initial prototype :) gonna try in some different yarn weights later when my hands forgive me for making them work on this for a couple hours straight right when i woke up lol #dragonquest

Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning

I beat Metroid Dread tonight and unlocked Hard Mode. I think I'm more likely to replay Fusion than replay Dread, but maybe one day.

NEW VIDEO Wish me luck. This isn't a video about windows. It's about gentrification, the housing crisis, anti-homeless benches, toxic yuri, Canatics, using type immunities as a narrative device, the best story we ever got and a Pokémon game made with care for fans. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOr7...

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.

Christmas coming early

I'm finally playing thru Metroid Dread, and I'm looking forward to getting the worst possible ending.

youtu.be/WwZ8T8lROD4?... thinking about the Dragon Quest Monsters soundtrack and realizing these never got Symphonic Suites... A shame...

I crocheted little arms for my Kirby. My wife said they looked like boobs. So I took them off and made them into tiny Kirby's. Now they just look like testicles. I'd share a pic, but I'd have to censor it.

3 weeks of fun times

Perfect timing for a woodland critter to get stuck in the wall somewhere near my bedroom.

Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?

"And my axe"

I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.

Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.

The wife's at a drag show tonight. Where's your significant other?

Tears stream down my face. Is this what it feels like to experience victory, purer and more complete than any man has ever known?

Binky the Clown will always be a part of me. "Heeeeeey Kids!"

Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free: Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.

Who let the temp name our tenth month OCTober?

This entire hotel feels like a YMCA. I wish there were a pool I could jump into.

Idc about your star sign, what is your favourite Kirby ability

This Is too much fun

Kids these days... They don't know the joys of turning printer paper strips into little accordions.

They should really remake the Mario Land games. Always forget how good they are.

Quiet down, you guys. Don't scare it away.

I'm too much of a tight ass to ever feel truly included in boycott movements. It just isn't the same when I've had a decades-long head start.

anyway fuck censorship. we should all get weirder and worse

Boosting the news about the FBI potentially labeling trans activists as terrorists, also attempting to humanize trans people in the process: youtu.be/-Q5nQVUSdfs

I'll play through Kirby Squeak Squad. Sure, why not.

If the left didn't want to be the subject of a large scale crackdown on speech driven by fascists, maybe they should have not ever said anything that could be taken the wrong way by the worst people alive

I want to learn how to knit so I can craft myself a whole legion of slimes.

Here's the WiFi printer thing if anyone else is interested in this sort of stuff, a bit fiddly to use but nice to have a way to get these off www.tindie.com/products/Sui...

Btw, Nintendo is releasing physical hardware in order to play subscription based Virtual Boy games. All 14 of them. That's true. That wasn't some bizarre shared psychosis we all hallucinated.

Life purpose: Fulfilled ✅

conservatives are never going to change their world view because you pointed out their hypocrisy for the millionth time to their face. They didn't become conservative because it seemed like the most logical set of beliefs based on the spreadsheet they made

I bought the saddest Zelda DX cartridge that I could find.

Conservativism is my best evidence that we are living in a simulation. That shit can only exist because of programming.

No one: Bring back the Virtual Boy! Nintendo: OK, but only if we make it expensive.

Turn me into a baby, eh?

You can't have an original Game Boy and also not have this carry case. I don't make the rules, it's just the way it is. Bonus: seller also included an original console manual.

No. No. I didn't forget and then pour more of the same lumpy milk into my next mug of coffee. Never happened.

I didn't just find a massive chunk of milk at the bottom of my coffee mug. Sure didn't. Nope. I'm fine.