Kyle Optimistic
@kyleoptimistic.bsky.social
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Pro bono agitator 8-bit gaming, "speed" cubing, distance running, dadding, earthbending, progressing
Everybody's getting presents this year
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TechDweeb
7 days ago
Merry Holidays you lovely dweeb
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Merry Christmas and all that
6 days ago
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I'm off work this week for the holidays. So, you know...I sat on the toilet long enough that my right leg fell asleep.
9 days ago
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I swear that me putting my phone down is triggering YouTube ad breaks.
9 days ago
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emblasteon
10 days ago
I love you game boy advance
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Welcome to the world, buddy
11 days ago
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Returning to Pokemon cards 25 years later, I am in love with Kagemaru Himeno WOTC era artwork.
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11 days ago
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It's time to crochet a snowman. I'll keep you posted.
17 days ago
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Dennis デニス
19 days ago
What the--!? Robo Cop Bonk!?
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Growing up before the Internet... I owned 2 baseball blooper VHS tapes that I watched so much that I can still quote them to this day. Also, I hate baseball.
19 days ago
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New, mini kodama
26 days ago
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cecilily
28 days ago
NEW VIDEO So, the US government's editorial comms strategy is using things we care about, like Pokémon and popstars, to ragebait us into spreading mass deportation propaganda. Cool. In my new video I explain how US copyright law kind of allows ICE to just do this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y81j...
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Pokémon and Sabrina Carpenter should sue ICE (but they won't)
YouTube video by cecilily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y81jqLE4bdY
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I've never in my life purchased a Repel, over decades and hundreds of hours of playing Pokemon. A guy's gotta save if he hopes to retire some day.
26 days ago
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The kids got to stay home today
29 days ago
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Yes I also gave him a little butt crack
about 1 month ago
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I improvised another crochet critter. My wife made me promise to destroy it before going to bed. My 5-year-old named it Razor Mouth.
about 1 month ago
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid
about 1 month ago
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in the U.S., which means that today I have published my annual "this one's an all-timer" Thanksgiving Eve video retrospective. This time it's Disney's DuckTales for NES:
youtu.be/nhS7pn7oXsw
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Time to pay the bagpiper: Disney's DuckTales | NES Works 152
YouTube video by Jeremy Parish | Video Works
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My daughter named her Igloo
about 1 month ago
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Jazz The JRPG Queen 👑❤️🎮
about 1 month ago
Be kind to people. It’ll always fucking matter. 💯
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Slime Tower complete!
about 1 month ago
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It's hard to shop for Pokemon cards at all anymore without feeling like a creep. I'm only here to pick up a few Christmas presents, everybody! I swear.
about 1 month ago
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Happy new Mia
about 2 months ago
Yes, I saw the news. I chose to ignore them. I played GBA games instead and recommend you do so, too.
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GameStop scalping themselves
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about 2 months ago
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Tis the season to poop wearing a blanket.
about 2 months ago
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Man up. Get a vasectomy.
about 2 months ago
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molly ✨
about 2 months ago
eternally relevant Final Fantasy Tactics screenshot
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I'm really starting to hate everyone having to use the name "Switch 1".
about 2 months ago
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I'm running a half marathon today, and it's entirely possible that I will finish with a time that's double my PR. So take this as your reminder that everyone's invited!
about 2 months ago
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☆vi☆
about 2 months ago
day 1007 - crochet liquid metal slime initial prototype :) gonna try in some different yarn weights later when my hands forgive me for making them work on this for a couple hours straight right when i woke up lol
#dragonquest
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Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning
about 2 months ago
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I beat Metroid Dread tonight and unlocked Hard Mode. I think I'm more likely to replay Fusion than replay Dread, but maybe one day.
about 2 months ago
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cecilily
2 months ago
NEW VIDEO Wish me luck. This isn't a video about windows. It's about gentrification, the housing crisis, anti-homeless benches, toxic yuri, Canatics, using type immunities as a narrative device, the best story we ever got and a Pokémon game made with care for fans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOr7...
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I LOVED Legends ZA and I wanna talk about it for an hour
YouTube video by cecilily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOr7CmdnGWQ
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CrazyMyra
2 months ago
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
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Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.
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2 months ago
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⚡️ShinyLuxrayStrike (shop drop jan 10!)🌿
2 months ago
Christmas coming early
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I'm finally playing thru Metroid Dread, and I'm looking forward to getting the worst possible ending.
2 months ago
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DrSlouch🏳️⚧️
3 months ago
youtu.be/WwZ8T8lROD4?...
thinking about the Dragon Quest Monsters soundtrack and realizing these never got Symphonic Suites... A shame...
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MUSIC ~ Dragon Warrior Monsters ~ 03 Terry's World
YouTube video by ARgciM
https://youtu.be/WwZ8T8lROD4?si=tpOxw_UJFgbZSYr9
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I crocheted little arms for my Kirby. My wife said they looked like boobs. So I took them off and made them into tiny Kirby's. Now they just look like testicles. I'd share a pic, but I'd have to censor it.
2 months ago
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3 weeks of fun times
3 months ago
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Perfect timing for a woodland critter to get stuck in the wall somewhere near my bedroom.
3 months ago
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Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?
3 months ago
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AuldLangSyneHouse Gaming
3 months ago
"And my axe"
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I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.
3 months ago
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Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.
3 months ago
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The wife's at a drag show tonight. Where's your significant other?
3 months ago
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid
3 months ago
Tears stream down my face. Is this what it feels like to experience victory, purer and more complete than any man has ever known?
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Binky the Clown will always be a part of me. "Heeeeeey Kids!"
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3 months ago
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Natalie
3 months ago
blog.nataliethenerd.com/i-turned-the...
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Natalie the Nerd's blog
Sharing my thoughts and current projects.
https://blog.nataliethenerd.com/i-turned-the-lego-game-boy-into-a-working-game-boy-part-1/
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Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free: Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
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3 months ago
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