Everybody's getting presents this year

Merry Holidays you lovely dweeb youtu.be/_LHWynyCRUQ

Merry Christmas and all that

I'm off work this week for the holidays. So, you know...I sat on the toilet long enough that my right leg fell asleep.

I swear that me putting my phone down is triggering YouTube ad breaks.

I love you game boy advance

Welcome to the world, buddy

Returning to Pokemon cards 25 years later, I am in love with Kagemaru Himeno WOTC era artwork.

It's time to crochet a snowman. I'll keep you posted.

What the--!? Robo Cop Bonk!?

Growing up before the Internet... I owned 2 baseball blooper VHS tapes that I watched so much that I can still quote them to this day. Also, I hate baseball.

New, mini kodama

NEW VIDEO So, the US government's editorial comms strategy is using things we care about, like Pokémon and popstars, to ragebait us into spreading mass deportation propaganda. Cool. In my new video I explain how US copyright law kind of allows ICE to just do this www.youtube.com/watch?v=y81j...

I've never in my life purchased a Repel, over decades and hundreds of hours of playing Pokemon. A guy's gotta save if he hopes to retire some day.

The kids got to stay home today

Yes I also gave him a little butt crack

I improvised another crochet critter. My wife made me promise to destroy it before going to bed. My 5-year-old named it Razor Mouth.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in the U.S., which means that today I have published my annual "this one's an all-timer" Thanksgiving Eve video retrospective. This time it's Disney's DuckTales for NES: youtu.be/nhS7pn7oXsw

My daughter named her Igloo

Be kind to people. It’ll always fucking matter. 💯

Slime Tower complete!

It's hard to shop for Pokemon cards at all anymore without feeling like a creep. I'm only here to pick up a few Christmas presents, everybody! I swear.

Yes, I saw the news. I chose to ignore them. I played GBA games instead and recommend you do so, too.

GameStop scalping themselves

Tis the season to poop wearing a blanket.

Man up. Get a vasectomy.

eternally relevant Final Fantasy Tactics screenshot

I'm really starting to hate everyone having to use the name "Switch 1".

I'm running a half marathon today, and it's entirely possible that I will finish with a time that's double my PR. So take this as your reminder that everyone's invited!

day 1007 - crochet liquid metal slime initial prototype :) gonna try in some different yarn weights later when my hands forgive me for making them work on this for a couple hours straight right when i woke up lol #dragonquest

Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning

I beat Metroid Dread tonight and unlocked Hard Mode. I think I'm more likely to replay Fusion than replay Dread, but maybe one day.

NEW VIDEO Wish me luck. This isn't a video about windows. It's about gentrification, the housing crisis, anti-homeless benches, toxic yuri, Canatics, using type immunities as a narrative device, the best story we ever got and a Pokémon game made with care for fans. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOr7...

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.

Christmas coming early

I'm finally playing thru Metroid Dread, and I'm looking forward to getting the worst possible ending.

youtu.be/WwZ8T8lROD4?... thinking about the Dragon Quest Monsters soundtrack and realizing these never got Symphonic Suites... A shame...

I crocheted little arms for my Kirby. My wife said they looked like boobs. So I took them off and made them into tiny Kirby's. Now they just look like testicles. I'd share a pic, but I'd have to censor it.

3 weeks of fun times

Perfect timing for a woodland critter to get stuck in the wall somewhere near my bedroom.

Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?

"And my axe"

I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.

Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.

The wife's at a drag show tonight. Where's your significant other?

Tears stream down my face. Is this what it feels like to experience victory, purer and more complete than any man has ever known?

Binky the Clown will always be a part of me. "Heeeeeey Kids!"

Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free: Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.