[ comedically wide cat yawn. ]

A bit of a sudden contribution to #MaidMonday ... This does count right? Regardless, take it as a way to make up for the absence~

ㅤ🔶 Slightly unhinged thought; I crave the day someone reacts to Catastor or one of my other muses with cock shock One day 🔅

[ Her tail's only so long, but that can be alleviated by stepping closer. It's definitely a colossal, thick length of fluff, mind - the thing is as long as she is tall, long-furred like a Maine Coon. It nudges its way under his scarf, resting against what skin it can find as it takes its place. ]

[ bzzzzz - oh she's fine. snapped wire in her mouth and everything. ] [ lightning cat. makes sense. ]

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑰'𝑴 𝑭𝑬𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑨 𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑷𝑰𝑫 𝑺𝑯𝑴𝑼𝑪𝑲. . . ㅤ

[ How cute. She lets her tail gently wrap around his jaw, soft around the back of his neck - wiggling just a smidge against the scarf as it curls under his chin & rests in the dip of his neck. ]

crunchy plastic...

‎ ㅤ "Oooh, so close. It was thirty five." Alastor's tail sways, reflecting that smug demeanor straight back like a ping pong ball off a paddle. She just squishes the book deeper against her softness. ‎

ㅤ ㅤ Her head is shaking, and her lips are pursed. Regardless of her comment, though, the red on her face is evident approval. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ "Pick a number between one and forty. If you're within five, I'll give you the book." This smug little fuck's sharper than that. ㅤ

‎ ㅤ ... ㅤ Mentally redacting her comment before it can leave her mouth. ‎

‎ ㅤ "I mean, yeah, but it isn't. It's winter and it's cold." If she were physically active in this weather, Alastor'd be steaming from body temp. To the second half of his statement, though, she shudders; "Don't talk to me about curses." ‎

[ ... huh. She'll smile a little and bring her tail around to his cheek, a little sign he can do as he likes. ]

ᅠᅠ ㅤ ᅠᅠ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆——— 𝕿𝐇𝐈𝐆HS. * 𝖜𝖔𝖓◝ 𝖙 ᅠsa𝖛𝖊 ( * 🕷. )ᅠᅠ𝘆𝗼𝘂. ㅤᅠᅠ #seductivesunday. ㅤ

Don't mind them It will calm down on it's own. Maybe... Probably. #SeductiveSunday

[ ... gently, her tail rests against Darby's head. ] 's fine. [ fluff, fluff. ] Just start with that next time, yeah?

‎ ㅤ Her pause is a moment to process. When it makes sense, Alastor practically slow-turns, eyes narrowing and ears flicking. "You're like an ice cube, what the hell." ‎

͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏ TEMPORARY PIN ͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

"𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐧... 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝..."

[ still fighting Thoughts about Tall Raz. ]

Ugh, people are so quick to forget I literally asked. [ Alastor's eyes narrow, coiling tail making shapes like waves. ] If you don't want to talk about it, that's one thing. But I didn't prompt you expecting you to be guilty for speaking.

i'm still gonna bite it. i never said how hard.

[ For better or worse, the curse's induced ears are rather sharp. They slip forward like cones, capturing the sound with definition. Gently, she pokes Darby's forehead with the index pad. ] I'm not gonna grill you, buddy. Do you wanna talk about it?

you mmmotherfucker. [ she can't outright reject that, given the nature of a pun. ]

ㅤ🔶 OOPS i didn't mean to delete the old pin but oh well

‎ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ ⭕ ＣＷ ⭕ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ \\ 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐑 || 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚃𝙷 // ㅤㅤㅤ \\ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝙴𝚇𝚄𝙰𝙻 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙸𝙳𝚂 // ‎

... should I ask? [Alastor's brow lifts, but she doesn't press him to reply.] What's 'meant to be' mean?

[ ear flicking. ] is that a pun.

[ trying to find the words 'who the fuck are you' ]

ueh... okay

peakza...

no...

[ VICTORY. ]

peas?

but peakza...

can i have a bite

‎ ㅤ Sigh. Forking over enough to buy a new one. ‎

[ she has to pause and think for a little. ] i assume you fixed the grave back up afterward as part of atonement?

ㅤ🔶 the way just know half of these are innuendos /pos

[ she's happy to continue letting it flow to help cool his anxiety. ] any idea why? you got something they want?

‎ ㅤ Basically offering a cheers on her fifth cup before chugging it. ㅤ Unity. ‎