ㅤ🔶 picked up ninja gaiden today. my hands have not hurt and i have not felt this alive playing a game in years.

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[ no, but THIS situation was ]

[ easy fix for an easy troll ] [ simply restarting the phone ]

[ shutting it off with a power surge ]

[ wagging brows and a thin, tight smirk. ] it's what I do best.

[ ... ] [ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ] It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.

[ the scarlet sparks are rising from her shoulders. ] fun fact; metal is conductive.

YOU AREN'T IN CANADA RIGHT NOW DIPSHIT, RESPECT THE LOCAL CUSTOMS AND KEEP THAT SHIT TO ITS MONTH

i love all sharks but i love goblin sharks at a distance

[ for no reason, her distaste for goblin sharks worsens. ]

NOT. UNTIL. DECEMBER.

[ squinting at the air... ]

tell your cousin i said i feel for him

what type of shark if it's not a goblin shark then sure

what am i supposed to be supporting exactly

[ i mean fair, but one never uses it. tonight was like, the first. ]

lmao

it's only impossible if you don't believe

we can do both

... i can't explain him

if i can fight raz i can fight you

[ nah_i'd_win.jpg ] [ dumbass ]

... if i could get raz to teach me how to survive a black hole, i could win

that day could be tomorrow to be fair. but still.

... okay a black hole's cheating.

[ why's that? ]

[ looking at her criminal record. ]

gonna box a god one day

[ one day. in twenty years. ]

[ LOOK AT THE ORNAMENT IN HER ROOM. IT'S DESERVED. ]

[ the gift of controllable sizes. all the titty at the right time and none of the back pain. ] [ ... she just never uses it, most of the time. ]

you didn't see Shit miko.

[ he'll get his due eventually. ]

[ ... ] [ next time, she's gonna hit jawz with them. ]

you didn't see anything, miko.

[ to alastor's credit, it was smooth. she's just a pussy. ]

[ now excuse herself as she locks herself in a room for the next week. god fuck she is not built for this shit. there's her one flirt for the next twenty years. ]

‎ ㅤ The more Alastor's finger pulls her shirt, the more there just seems to be. It's unnatural, subtly sparking scarlet. ㅤ She, with a smooth, simple, soft voice; "𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ♡ " ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ #TITTYTUESDAY ‎

[ deep breath. she's obligated to now - standing up... ]

[ at first, confused what the stare is for. then, it turns into a painfully smug smile. ]

[ wondering if she has the courage to post a Tuesday special. ]

‎ ㅤ "Stay ali-" Finally, she sees exactly 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 Anby is swinging at, and with a vividly startled expression, she ducks away from the Ethereal and her pupils sharpen. Just in time for a second to go flying over her head, having tried to tackle her over... "What the hell-?" That's when she finally ➕ ‎

ㅤ🔶 maaan i keep seeing it. fine i'll do it. -̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅-̅ ♡ to see Alastor's opinion of your muse. ○○○○○ | ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛ ○○○○○ | ᴘʜʏsɪᴄᴀʟ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ○○○○○ | ᴀғғᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ○○○○○ | ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ○○○○○ | ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ʟᴏᴡ | ●●●●● | ʜɪɢʜ

‎ ㅤ A verbal reply would be a struggle. Alastor is left to just shake her head while she's pulled in, ribs jolting and throat locking. She'd never have placed herself anywhere near the bundle of images slotted on the wall - she'd only been here on the tail end of it all, and she was far from an ➕ ‎

'Of many multitudes and possibilities, I am removed from them all, and in so doing, have attained freedom.' bsky.app/profile/span...

ㅤ🔶 blowing up anby's notifs and going to bed