powerful thought process i’ve adopted lately: i can speculate, but unless someone tells me what the issue is, i have no way of knowing for sure and i’m not going to waste my time and energy on potential imaginary problems i invented

the what discourse? sorry i use social media to keep up with friends and look at naked anime women i have no time for stupid discussions

telling someone they inspired you: cool!! telling someone you're going to base your character off their ideas: hm.

@finalfluffle.bsky.social u'tikka's himbo bestie made a bsky everyone go perceive them !!!!

important question. does your miqo bunt

i want utikka to bunt more people. come get bunted, nerd

some folks got to see this last night when she was reunited with her himbo bestie LOL

it’s cooler today but the ac at work is still on, who wants to huddle up for warmth like penguins

hasn’t actually done the patch yet… reluctantly mutes the tag…

i've mentioned this once before but, u'tikka's full name is: u’tikka chah of tribe tyrehk’an, following the path of the red sand she does not consider herself a drake. but she WILL insist you use the totem. she thinks of it as her bloodright and likes that it annoys the U tribe

grocery store flyer said they had some lotion on sale that was cherry and almond scented and i was like :OOOO and wanted to smell it but when i went after work (first day of sale!!) they were SOLD OUT....... gonna check another location... pray that i can get my sniffs in

lrp: me. i am outside mortal perception. you only ever glimpse me in your peripheral and gasp softly in awe like one would at the terrifying beauty of nature

"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance

character idea: person with a cursed sword. the actual oc is the sword and the person is just the husk/sucker they’ve taken control of

finding out someone who i had considered one of my dearest and closest friends returned to a game we played together under a different name after a break and never said anything got me feeling a way,

oughhhhh gas prices went up twenty cents yesterday so now it’s 2.19/L (8.76/G for you ‘mercians). i’m dying squirtle

fun fact since i’ve been thinking about atla again: she’s decided the best way to protect her people and the legacy of amdapor and stop people from stomping around a mass grave is to blow it up. if she wipes it off the map no one can keep misusing and disrespecting it

also it’s been super warm out which means my apartment turns into an oven with the full afternoon sun. cheechee likes to be up high but alas her wee kitten brain does not comprehend thermodynamics and why that makes the heat worse

THE BOOKING LADIES ARE HAVING A TACO PARTY AND BROUGHT ME AN INDIVIDUAL SERVING OF TRES LECHE !!!

really funny being just a little guy at work but also a load bearing pillar to the process because nothing is ever my fault and i hear about all the drama between the other parts of the pipeline

guess who got TWO minions on a single voyage

ulfa fishing jumpscare

utikka turns into a fucking weird little yapper that loves to be a pain in the ass and be humoured for it

urobosa is my newest rp char, princess to the ejinn and spoiled rotten… but she’s also a mesmer! she requires eye contact for control, but strong wills don’t submit so easily, so best she can do is hold such an individual in place at cost to herself.

getting old sucks i was getting dressed to leave for work and then my back tweaked and now i can’t stand up straight!!!!!

also very disappointed by the sheer number of people i don’t see wearing masks in pictures from fanfest. smh

feelin very “aren’t you tired of being civil to people who’ve been shitty to you”

just got an incredibly serious email at work that is essentially “we broke the toaster and can only serve bread now :(“ and it’s worded SO professionally that it’s unintentionally hilarious

making a new rp char… she’s the tiny one… and she’s a mesmer. playing with the limitations of it has been fun LOL. ooooh you want to make eye contact with her so bad big is her wife. :)

who to blame for wienerina, btw #PISSOFFKUPO

btw like this post if you're a moot and are open to being invited to maps sometime. lets me know i can slide into your dms and check if you're free!

btw like this post if you're a moot and are open to being invited to maps sometime. lets me know i can slide into your dms and check if you're free!

catgirl map indulgence

i NEED to be able to have her sit beside him so you can picture her smooshing and wiggling his jowls while he happy rumbles and chuffs directly in her face

excited for beast master because utikka canonly has very high animal handling (raised by shepherds!), but mostly excited at the concept i can have certified good boy hesta out and about with me !!!

fresh (or dried, but preferably fresh) dates!! she used to try to climb the trees as a kitten to get to them and stress out her amalj’aa family lmao

in a very contradicting series of steps, it actually really bothers u'tikka when she's treated like she's a threat or something to be scared of. which, instead of dealing with by any healthy communicative means, she instead leans into. she WILL be the monster you think she is

a bunch of my family members are getting diagnosed with sleep apnea and everyone is coming to me with my weird niche knowledge of having worked in that field lmao

anyway today's song: youtu.be/BLzxuIfD9rU hit the dance floor with me

i might have adopted a frog?

does this to all of you

saffy is being a VERY cute sucky baby that wants love but also is very annoying because i’m trying to SLEEP

i’m… noticing a theme poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

it’s always fun in rp when people start to pick up on how much utikka hates herself lmao

digs this out

🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀 (oldie but goldie)

guess who just signed up for FENCING CLASSES

hey so who designed the secret final boss in merchants tale. i just wanna talk,

it's a universal constant that aces write some of the best and most fucked up smut out there 👍

utikka, offered an act of kindness and charity: OFFENDED AND UNCOMFORTABLE