Did the reflecting pool paint last longer than the peace deal or vice versa?

Wanna see a magic trick? Poof… forever war!

I never took plantar fasciitis seriously because of “Palm Springs” but now as someone very much with it I take back all the giggles at that scene. #CovidMovies

Why they chose the “Sleeper” car sound for EV’s will always be a question I have.

No. I’m going to water my plants. The provide food. Stop giving data centers tax breaks. They dont provide shit www.12onyourside.com/video/2026/0...

I agree

Just saw a video of someone putting a bcg in an ar backwards and was only able to resist commenting by screaming NO NO NO and throwing my fone in our pond while I resume normal breathing. Better now. Life of a former nco ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

The laws that govern the internet technology and your life are well over thirty years old. Well out of date. The oligarchs leverage this to their advantage.

This is giving off junior high, kool kid klub vibes

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What does the ‘fa’ in antifa stand for and why is the elected government mad about us holding this ideology?

I think ‘Dialogue’ should be a much bigger deal.

Don’t be gaslit by racist dweebs. There is no such organization called ANTIFA. Anti fascism is an ideology and a motivator. See attached

Comforting that my retirement fund will be obligated to participate using my money in this bullshit shell game.

No thanks.

Rule number one, never sign shit at Versailles.

Anyone else have a weird book shelf? Is this weird? I don’t know any more.

Cops s40t and k¡113d a one year old baby boy because the… it doesn’t matter fucking why. Mystery how Walmarts all over this great nation of ours don’t spontaneously REDACTED. Absolute riddle me this kind of pickle of a mystery.

So as a Virginia state employee I find myself wondering if our retirement fund is somehow soon to be obligated to buy hyper inflated space x stock. Not sure I’m into that. No, that’s wrong. I want nothing to do with it.

There is a finite amount of stuff we (every single living thing sense) need to survive here on this magic rock. If we use it all up we (see above) will all die. Systems built under the pretense that resources are inexhaustible are bound to inevitably fail so be of good cheer. The empire is dying.

Federal prosecutors embarrass themselves and ensure that this is in fact their last paid gig. More at eleven.

By far the best tax deductible contribution to Democrats to date. Keep talking asshole.

Let’s build community resilience and barter economies together. Bring all your broken electrical and electronic stuff to the Cville repair cafe this Saturday. Deets in the alt

35% approval says more about us than it does him. N’est-ce pas?

I think Trump should be made to pay Iran with ‘his own’ money, not ours. This war was his fuck up.

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Remember how we (they) painted the reflecting pool because algae and we (they) did and now algae? Well it was a money laundering scam. Now, we should talk about DOGE

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Rise and grind slackers. Are you a millionaire yet? No? What’s your side hustle? I was out in the garden and it was blissful. Taking care of the plants that sustain me on their timeline. It’s batshit that plants build their bodies out of stuff they find just floating in the air. Anyway, I’m rich.

Stop telling people to Google something when you mean look it up or research a certain topic online. Google is a surveillance company now. Forget who they pretended to be early on.

My main take away is don’t fedpost on IG or FB, dipshits. Or at all on socials, dipshits. Anything Meta is spytech. Still, jury nullification is a thing.

“We need to become ungovernable” is your evidence? In that case…

Hasta nunca Tapatío. Adiós sabor.

Fun fact the machines they use to both capture and store our data are extremely fragile and break very easily.

Putting a bike lane within range of the arc of a parked car’s door seems like a clear message that someone hates cyclists.

Dear Tim Apple, I’m not buying another phone from you. You let fascists use your technology to target immigrants and those of us who stand up for them. Enterprise apps like mobile fortify help these assholes violate the law. So I guess that makes you a co-conspirator. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Schmidt should be booed not just at graduations, but everywhere, all the time, for the rest of his life. Probably even after that.

Math is math is math unless it’s statistics. We need to push back hard on this or these monsters stockpiling our data and using up then poisoning all the water get a free ride here in Virginia. We need to say absolutely fucking not to data centers in the commonwealth. Props to kate_forthepeople

How to fuck up a presidential run before even not getting on the ballot in five easy steps.

I was unaware that shoplifting was a death penalty crime but then again, it seems like a lot of crimes hold the death penalty in this country lately. #USDemocracy abcnews.com/US/child-kil...

Is it really surrender if you start the war then capitulate to paying $300 bbbillion in reparations for damages you caused during the war though?

Your regular reminder that cities aren’t loud. Cars are loud.

As an IT worker, I beg you to turn your computer off and then turn it on again before calling IT.

Don’t install apps that do this. Punt them into the sun instead

Someone lick his perfectly healed earlobe (eww) and whisper that this deal was already in place negotiated by (checks notes belligerently with overly aggressive paper tapping) a Black man. This $300 bbbillion is coming out of Trump’s nipple mutilating pocket, right?!

Dono who needs to hear this but whoever you are listen up. Your hopes dreams thoughts words actions locations purchases connections and decisions are yours not ore for corporation’s profits. You should be more mad about this.