He’s such a narcissist

Happy women's day I want to kiss you all

Had a dream that gooners would critique modest swimsuit designs by saying that they didn't allow for enough vitamin D to be absorbed by the skin

Before we end this Nintendo Direct, we have one more special thing we'd like to show you. Take a look. *video fades in of key US cabinet members blind folded and chained up against a wall*

Highguard is permanently shutting down on March 12

If Sonic Frontiers came out today it would be absolutely destroyed by the triple a mario video

Three games in and Alterra has yet to launch a ship that hasn't crashed bro what are we doing

I'm sorry the new starter designs are so ass

Not believing in the grinch leak since day 1 showed me how tolerant the left really is

Had a dream Azula from ATLA broke into my house and jumped me, no fire bending just straight up beat the shit out of me, woke up sweating What does this mesn

Mascot horror has devolved so much and become so derivative I can't take the genre seriously. FNaF stopped being good with Security Breach and every single other mascot horror has tried to replicate the lighting in a bottle and failed miserably

This Scott the Woz clip continues to be extremely relevant lmao

I hope they make Kratos rail a greek twink with QTEs in the remake just to piss some people off

Noelle, Berdly is no more more

Iron Lung Spoilers, I can't believe the Alaskan Bull Worm would do that

Yo it’s almost as if everyone ever who was saying “stop hosting ur shit on discord if it’s supposed to be easily publicly accessible” had a fucking point

I'm so glad this is the one direct I forgot to watch

IT WAS ME BARRY! I ADDED MICROTRANSACTIONS TO YOUR FAVORITE GAMES! I TOLD EA TO PURCHASE PLANTS VS ZOMBIES JUST TO RUIN YOUR FAVORITE FRANCHISE!

sorry Hugh Morris

Finding out Epstein invented transphobia and microtransactions is crazy

He was so young too

Buying 7 copies of tomodachi life to see how woke I can become

when I want to watch pink but my bitch roommate wants to watch green

NONBINARY AND GAY MIIS ARE REAL

This is such a small pet peeve but I hate those YouTube videos that are like "I 100% Blorbo's Adventure. It was PAINFUL" I don't understand who they're even for If you like 100%ing games then they're unrelatable, if you don't then they're uninteresting If you don't enjoy it just don't do it bruh

Join us on Jan 29 at 6am PT for the #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream Direct! The presentation will last roughly 20 minutes and provide more info on the upcoming Nintendo Switch game. #NintendoDirect Watch here: ninten.do/6012QEf2C

I'm afraid the new Mario team are horndogs

I'm such girlslop

Daily Monty Mole #387 Never quit gambling

What the fuck was big chungus why did anyone ever think it was funny

You can finally live the dream of fatally beating morgana

Africa is so big you can fit all of Africa inside of it

I love long JRPG intros, I need foreplay to get invested

It's so funny to me when tourists don't know that speedrunning is absolutely dominated by autistic and transgender people

Playing Deltarune chapter 5, couldn't believe when Asgore gets stabbed to death by the Knight. The fight with him commanding his flower army made me feel like he deserved it though, it was unreasonably hard

It is highly likely that Geoff Keighley will wear shoes during the next Summer Game Fest.

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

Me making out with a robot girl but it's freezing outside and my tongue gets stuck

The starting melody of ASGORE was inspired by the song "The Fog" from Persona 4, so much so that one of Toby's project files that only contained the initial melody is called "persona4.FLP"

I will never post ai slop, I handcraft the finest human-made slop

Yuri

The triple A Mario video has irrevocably changed gaming discussion for the better

The wax they put on wine bottles looks so delicious, surely a little bit couldn't hurt to ingest

Dr. Robotnik becomes vegan call that an Eggplant

In Deltarune Chapter 3 Any% Speedruns, it is optimal to die against the Knight so you can skip the fight. This is a subtle reference to the identity of the Knight being Papyrus, whose fight in Undertale is also optimally completed by dying to him to skip the fight