I'm afraid the new Mario team are horndogs

I'm such girlslop

Daily Monty Mole #387 Never quit gambling

What the fuck was big chungus why did anyone ever think it was funny

You can finally live the dream of fatally beating morgana

Africa is so big you can fit all of Africa inside of it

I love long JRPG intros, I need foreplay to get invested

It's so funny to me when tourists don't know that speedrunning is absolutely dominated by autistic and transgender people

Playing Deltarune chapter 5, couldn't believe when Asgore gets stabbed to death by the Knight. The fight with him commanding his flower army made me feel like he deserved it though, it was unreasonably hard

It is highly likely that Geoff Keighley will wear shoes during the next Summer Game Fest.

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

Me making out with a robot girl but it's freezing outside and my tongue gets stuck

The starting melody of ASGORE was inspired by the song "The Fog" from Persona 4, so much so that one of Toby's project files that only contained the initial melody is called "persona4.FLP"

I will never post ai slop, I handcraft the finest human-made slop

Yuri

The triple A Mario video has irrevocably changed gaming discussion for the better

The wax they put on wine bottles looks so delicious, surely a little bit couldn't hurt to ingest

Dr. Robotnik becomes vegan call that an Eggplant

In Deltarune Chapter 3 Any% Speedruns, it is optimal to die against the Knight so you can skip the fight. This is a subtle reference to the identity of the Knight being Papyrus, whose fight in Undertale is also optimally completed by dying to him to skip the fight

My promo sky for 2026! #promosky Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women Women

Do you think Obama's kids first word was 'bama

woops haha

Day 365 of posting Monty Mole every day The big one!! I’m always so baffled that over 200 people thought this account was good enough to stick along for the ride. Thank you all!!! I’m really glad I did this and honestly, it brightened my year. Let 2026 bring even more joy to the Mole Nation!!

I sentence you to 5 minutes of browsing the digital circus subreddit

Only spare villains if they're hot

The discussion around the last TADC episode is so silly to me The basic point of the episode was to say "This isn't some FNaF game where 'the lore' is the focus and a puzzle to solve, this is a character driven show with character driven stakes"

Had a dream last night that Hatsune Miku was a main character in GTA 6

I hope one day we never see headlines like this again

I had a dream that Jeffrey Epstein was in Persona 5 and you had to change his heart

FNaF 2vie was great, critics just don't understand har har har har harror movies

Ironically there's something Orwellian about Orwell's dystopian novel about the failings of the Soviet Union being turned into a kids movie

oh my god he just whipped it out and started calling it his "little geoff" #thegameawards

Geoff Keighley fucked miss piggy

Minecraft Movie lost, worst timeline

Super Metroid is such a masterpiece in video games I feel like you haven't lived if you haven't played it

I don't think people realize how big the Netflix Warner acquisition is, it's fucking gargantuanly shitty

Judy Hopps has fucking nothing on Lola Bunny

Gamers are gonna freak out when Gabe Newell comes on stage at the game awards to announce Half-Life 2.9 Final Chapter Prologue

Did you know? Monty Mole supports LGBTQ+ rights!!!

Impa's Skyward Sword design is so underrated

Bruh I forgot Zootopia 2 was even happening because Wicked took over all of the marketing on Earth

The air crackles with freedom #Deltarune

"What could paw-sibly go wrong," says Bubsy, repeating his iconic catch phrase when his friends dared him to dress up like a girl. Bubsy looks at himself in the mirror. Suddenly, he realizes that this was the only time in his life something had ever gone right. "_Oh_," she says.

I watched Wicked for Good yesterday and it was almost incomprehensible, the Wizard of Oz stuff was so unbelievably shoehorned in Apparently act 2 on broadway was also like that, but like... why tho

My friend on discord made this

The google doc that finally made Undertale fans read