Testing the stretch on all these clothes.

Turkey day was a good day

If you’re thinking of getting me a Christmas gift I’m a size 18 pack of Reese’s peanut butter cups.

Cos played as a Disney dad for a few days.

was too big for the rollercoasters at the mall of america but at least i got this hello kitty crop top :)

So thicc of shopping

Just waiting (impatiently) for a sweet treat.

Every thought about radically loving and accepting your body? Give it a try.

Cause and effect

Anyone want to lend me a hand to help me off the floor?

Interviewer: “and what are your strengths?” Me: “taking PTO”

Is there a breeze in here?

My job is beach

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