$1 Billion for the ballroom taxpayers aren't paying a cent for. They aren't even pretending they're going to do well in November, even with tilted maps. nymag.com/intelligence...

My last employer just reposted my last job up a band.🙄

They could have been making more Bionicles, but instead they were making

I don't know what to expect in this timeline anymore, but I can assure you that Aziz Ansari doing a Steve Urkel impression as Kash Patel on SNL was not on my bingo card.

McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch https://theonion.com/mccormick-introduces-new-transdermal-gravy-patch/

Everything I read about this trial is just batshit crazy. I guess they're arguing over who's more likely to murder humanity with AI, and that's a key part of convincing a jury whether or not to give Musk $150 billion dollars? www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

Stop writing articles about me.

It's wild because it's framed as AI gone wild, but every disgruntled employee just found out they could also "accidentally" delete the prod database (and by extension the non-prod database and backups because of the cloud provider the employer cheaped out on). www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...

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Step one: DON'T FUCKING GIVE "AI" YOUR CREDIT CARDS JESUS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU THINKING www.wired.com/story/the-ra...

Is there anything less serious than an anti-AI post with an AI slop meme attached about how bad AI is? Like, you couldn't spend 30 seconds on a meme generator site? You had to use AI for your anti-AI post?

My brain is broken because when someone said Match Group announced they were investing in Sniffies, I immediately thought, "I want to see that fucking press release." www.prnewswire.com/news-release...

Flight Attendant Licks Her Lips As Traveler Approaches Gate With Large Suitcase https://theonion.com/flight-attendant-licks-her-lips-as-traveler-approaches-1826331865/

Monday again, garfie babey!

I just want to open my vault before my first meeting. 😭 Playing with this to cope: wowutils.com/loot/playgro...

“I’m convinced that had there been a presidential ballroom adjacent to the White House, the guy would have never gotten in.” Well, I'm convinced that had there already been a presidential ballroom, the press dinner would not have been in it. Where does that leave us? thehill.com/homenews/sen...

Is it safe to re-laminate a con badge? I've got one where the lamination is starting to separate, and I don't want to mess it up.

Happy "my allergies are mudering me, please don't make me go outside" season.

This is somehow not a bit. 😭 theonion.com/grindr-to-ho...

A hook up with a straight dog. He's trying his best. #doberman #otter

I used to really like the City Connect stuff. What were they thinking this year? lol www.mlb.com/news/mlb-cit...

I threw in the towel about 2 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVgs...

Also, how does bluesky still not have polls?!

I need to get stuff done to my house, so we're on a journey to purchase personal checks today. I really don't understand the point of personal checks. Like, just bill me the 3% or whatever to Paypal/Square/whatever you.

My dream, since I was a child, has always been to Klarna a Costco hot dog.

They're trying to warp UBI into a thing that just makes them richer. www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-un...

Introducing: The Cuck Massage Chair

Alright, alright. Which one of you was it? www.latintimes.com/video-cockpi...

New badge ribbon idea just dropped

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

Hot Take: The people trying to cancel the popufur clout video guys to gain clout and become more popular may not be doing it for noble reasons.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

People are still posting LVFC pics, and I want to be back there so bad. 😭

This whole thing is crazy, but taking "it's totally fine when other people make shit like this and he reposts it, but him posting it is a bridge too far!!!" and just letting that stand as if it's a totally reasonable thing for someone to say is the craziest. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I can't believe they'd take this from me. 😭

Considering Puttshack during FWA. 👀👀👀

Looking for fursuit fan options that are more powerful and non-destructive to my head than computer fans and like... if only the buttons were bigger 😭 www.dyson.com/air-treatmen...

But what if we sent actual negotiators instead of Vice President "You're Not Thanking Us Enough" to negotiate literally anything?

Not something that would usually be promoted to me, but also... 👀👀👀 www.amazon.com/NEW-Shark-Ch...

I can't find any spooky themed badges for FWA 😭

Before & After #irlnsfw

"What is today? Jesus' birthday?"

I looked up mariners scores a couple times during the playoffs, so Google has decided that I need to know whatever embarrassing thing they're doing at any given time.

At LVFC and one part of me is sure awake! 🥵 #irlnsfw

Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway https://theonion.com/seashells-transform-suburban-bathroom-into-tropical-hid-1819571584/

Any takers? 😇