I think "studying mice for transgenderism" is going to end my social media doomscrolling for the night. I just can't.

What would it take to do a full buyout of the convention center and both hotels? The "non-event guests" are obv the volleyball folks and they've been a problem since pre-pandemic. FC has more than outgrown the space that the furries are limited to. When is enough enough?

One of the first places I applied to in July just reached out for an interview. What is wrong with these people?

Pupdate: They updated the job description in the last couple of days. I finally got it to a place that sounded natural, but also was a really good match before I caught it. I guess we're breaking for lunch. 😭😭😭

Anyone considering Mariners playoff tickets? 👀

Working on a job app that I'm convinced is written to make it impossible to optimize my resume for keywords without stuffing.

I'm going to be able to retire with a single refill of Descovy.

Most companies that are laying off employees have reported record revenue and profits. Those that don't are engaging in massive stock buybacks. They're throwing you under the bus for zero benefits to them or shareholders. That's the wild thing. www.businessinsider.com/workplace-lo...

I haven't seen many of these that explicitly tell you to expect being ghosted.

Why, yes, I do remember when "Walmart used to have fish tank." Wal-marts in 2002 were filthy. They had fluorescent tubes, so they also weren't this bright. The "fish tank" were always disgusting and half the fish were dead. It was so bad. You are also not nostalgic for Walmart Subway. Stop it.

Pretty sure I've already failed this one

When your computer slows down for the third time this morning and you go back to to close browser tabs but WHAT THE FUCK, HOW MANY TABS HAVE I OPENED IN THE LAST 3 HOURS?!

Out: body count In:

Trick or Treat!

How are people applying to 1k jobs per month? That is absolutely deranged.

Wait, wait, wait. There were CLASSIFIED Amelia Earhart files? To what end?

Not to be that guy, but like... what if we didn't?

This explains my frustration to the way most people respond to news articles really well. This can be extrapolated to crucial thinking about other types of content and, woof, it's rough. youtube.com/shorts/aALT9...

I don't particularly think these were hard questions, given the responses to these points in the book are all over social media. How did Harris not have better answers? www.out.com/news/rachel-...

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

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the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

I finally got ChatGPT to push back against me (while proofreading a goddamn email). I asked if we could update the closing (on a reply to something an HR recruiter sent) to be "Love you," and it gave me a half-hearted no.

And I just dumped soup on my keypad. Awesome. Guess I'm not getting on WOW tonight, lol.

Pupdate: I didn't see how much until it hit my account. Oh god, that's it after taxes? Time to break out the klarna. 😬

You know what definitely doesn't make me want to resub to Disney+? www.vulture.com/article/disn...

I guess I have to start asking artists for a "Blue Sky version" addon. It's the same exact smut, but there's an "I consent" tattoo on whatever character needs it.

What sex toys should I buy with my first unemployment check?

One thing that pisses me off about job searching is when companies are playing games. Like, if you're interviewing me just to justify hiring someone internally to HR, give me a heads up. I need the interview practice anyway, but don't act like I have a chance. JFC.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Are non-cloak boots ever worth it? Everything else is garbage, too, but the boots are out as soon as I get a pair of cloak boots. Even the LFR ones sim higher...

Goddamnit, is this why he's always wanting to fuck around with the UN?

Why would you sell your possessions if the end times were upon you? Isn't that one of the promises of the rapture - that you'll be whisked away to chill with Jesus and not have to worry about worldly goods anymore? economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/interna...

How does Diablo 4 still not have seasonal rebirth? 😭

But why, though?

Aaaaaaaaah! Fetch!!!!!!!!!! But also that feeling when you recognize like 10% of the people at a thing, but can't place who basically any of them are. 😂

That feel when you pee on him so hard, there's splashback.

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.

What if instead of worrying about mobile order people milling around the seating space, you make a special hospitality holding pen for them? You're welcome, Starbucks. finance.yahoo.com/news/starbuc...

Please don't use the fucking auto-complete engine for this. (They're using AI to convince themselves to pull the trigger on divorcing their partners and it still can't proofread a goddamned email.) futurism.com/chatgpt-marr...

You didn't need Walz because he was an old white guy, lol. You needed Walz because he was the most progressive person establishment Dems would stomach putting on the ticket. We're gearing up for 2026, and they've learned literally nothing. We are so fucked. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...

The mainstream media happily reports on people getting fired for posting about Charlie Kirk, but refuses to say what they posted. It's wild how it was free speech when Charlie Kirk called for murdering gay people, but it's hate speech when people quote him to show exactly who he was.

My first piece of Myth-level gear ever. 🥺

rarcanine lol

"Why would you scoop the peanut butter out like that?" No idea what you mean!

That feeling when you have someone visiting for the weekend and you told them they weren't allowed to cum all week. *wag wag wag*

No, not Ego Nwodim!!!

this is their third or so tower

Happy hog-posting day! #irlnsfw #fatcockfriday

i'm so good at bingo