You know, when I said 'yes' to cats I never thought they were going to turn into people at some point.

fmk: me, hades and hermes, let's go

[muse is always "i'm gonna annoy the hell out of all emet selchs out there" and mun is like "omg i hope i'm not annoying anyone" orz]

Maybe I had too much wine.

Just one at a time or?

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Do you guys think I'd make a good ascian? Be honest

Something for sinday~ 💜 In this star, is leash or be leashed 😌

[my ucob prog is back, I'll prob start to reply less at night 🙇]

Guys I need to make a confession, I need to talk to someone, there's something deep in me that I need to spill out.

Hermes sent his assistant to check on me, my sinday is cancelled due professional reasons

wow rude

It seems seals are trending now? You truly like aquatic animals, huh? I miss the capybara trend.

[This song is Hythlodaeus himself btw:] [ open.spotify.com/intl-pt/trac... ]

sinday is every day if you're not WEAK and a COWARD

I see people are spreading my secrets

I may or may not have something for the next so called sinday

[I'm officialy backkk (I hope), and my straw page is updated. I may be a little bit slow to reply long roleplays, but I'll do my best teehee. I also rather do long roleplays on disc or DM's. It's easier for me to organize everything uwu]

I'm stuck in an endless loop of napping and eating, this is why I don't like cold weather.

やめてね

*grins*

i miss my buddy emet sulk

[ go follow Nika, she's amazinggg!~ ]

[ same! 👇 ]

Good morning. Please, ignore my last couple of posts. Thank you :)

i'm going to bed remind me to never eat azem's brownies again ty

i don't think those were lemon grass brownies azem

i'm hungryy

i refused the seat to work in the convocation because I 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒 in the CUNTvocation 💅

i do not approve this

Azem gave me some funny tasting brownies.

we're so back

@calamitymaker.bsky.social 🥺

@thegreenestshepard.bsky.social *stares*

[Doing this 💜 please, if your muse is a bottom male and you expect erp, let me know so Hyth don't end up reverse cowgirl'ing on him]

[Seeing so many Emet profiles really makes me think of an alternate reality where Hyth agreed with being the Emet-Selch and he becomes not a mean ascian after the sundering, but just corrupted by modern technology so he's now a vain man who loves living in luxury]

Can we start keeping a list of all the Emets. I have lost track at this point of how many there are.

...my timeline is filled with them...

興味ない相手の長話

Azem, bring me gossip...

ﾊﾟﾛ

If you look like this my DMs are open ;)

I do not agree with sin day, it normalizes the idea that should exist a day to sin. There's no such thing, we should sin every single day.

Hatching-tide... chocolate season... 🤤

Gpose Train 4 Mutuals, 4 poses [ I never make solo Hyth gposes, I have only 1 and it was bc I was testing w/ my filters 😭 Fake Hyth fan spotted. But these are my faves, featuring my WoL ] @keeper-of-history.etheirys.social @astrophagos.bsky.social @amaurots.bsky.social @lorien.etheirys.social

*Points at the cat.* @amaurots.bsky.social can we keep it?

*scribble scribble* [ shamelessly stolen from @lorien.etheirys.social ]

I won't beat the monsterfucker allegations, but I want to take a moment to remember you all that I'm also into monsterfriendship and monstermarriage. I still have a soft side, you know?

[ when I make a typo I feel like this tbh ]

*yawns*