GO FUCKING EXPLODE

GUYS PLAY MY GAME

FUCK ALAN

DO YOU THINK I FUCKING CARE

REMOVING THEM FROM THE NEW TIMELINE (WHAT ARE YOU YAPPNIG ABOUT DAWG) ISN'T ENOUGH

DISNEY CAN YOU DIE IN A HOLE

Chris for those who want to see an active account of mine that's a mix of serious and silly, go follow @maniadotexe.bsky.social!

HELLO. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?

chris Hi! Hate to be serious on the shitpost account, but. I'll keep it short: I'm honestly getting tired of writing here. That's all I'll say on this account.

JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS

HELLO PEOPLE

ᵢₙ CₕₐᵣₐCₜₑᵣ, ₒᵤₜ ₒF CₕₐᵣₐCₜₑᵣ. ₘᵤₛₑ ₒᵣ ₘᵤₙ. ᵢₜ Dₒₑₛₙ'ₜ ₘₐₜₜₑᵣ, ᵢ'ₘ ⱼᵤₛₜ Cᵤᵣᵢₒᵤₛ ₒₙ Wₕₐₜ Yₒᵤ ₕₐᵥₑ ₜₒ ₐₛₖ.

"FₒᵤₙD Yₒᵤ!" A PORTRAYAL OF CLASSIC 2011x. #OutcomeMemoriesRP #OMRP #EXERP #SonicRP #SonicTheHedgehogRP #STHRP #SEGARP #MVRP #SFWRP

Chris Go follow my Sonic if you haven't already!! :)

Chris Hiii!!! Just wanted to point this out!!

"I'm outta here!" A portrayal of Sonic T. Hedgehog. ..That's about it!

Chris @theblue-blur.bsky.social yeah

Chris remind me why sonic is deathly allergic to standing still for 3 minutes and 83 milliseconds

Chris sonic dot exe shut the fuck up

[THE RIVALS OF AETHER WORKSHOP, SONIC] NEVERMIND.

maybe next time stop hogging the workshop BITCH I MEAN. UH. DUDE WE JUST COINCIDENTALLY HAD NEAR-IDENTICAL IDEAS THAT'S SO CRAZY. I WAS JUST DEBATING IF IT WAS FUNNY ENOUGH TO POST.

NUH UH

Chris reposting this because i wanna write

10 LIKES AND I FUCKING PUNCH SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

{NC} Can we NOT harass Tails... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

no it's a necessity

NOW I WOULD SAY "Poor Tails." HOWEVER I AM SONIC.EXE NOT SONIC

(The hedgehog is currently staring off into the distance, not yet aware of the READER's presence.)

5 likes and i punch 2017x

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Behold, my masterpiece.

chris @aftersh0ck.behind.rent go follow my knockback or something. there will be more serious posts there than there ever will be here

So. Uhm. What do you people do here?

(Hitting the READER with the 🤨) (No context, no reason. Just 🤨)

DOES THAT MEAN I'M STILL CANON

OKAY THANKS FOR SAVING ME WHAT WOULD'VE PROBABLY BEEN HALF AN HOUR OF CHECKING TO MAKE SURE

"Played for a bit, and my verdict?" (Dramatic drumroll) "Gotta say, pretty good. Nice that there were other ways to get rings except just waiting."

THANK YOU.

BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY

YOU'RE MAD YOU'RE NOT IN IT

“Why the fuck are you playing a tycoon game about the EXEs. What acid has that blood eyed spike ball been drinking”

"Got recommended this by @hatethemasterplan.bsky.social, hope it's good."

YES... YES!!! PLAY MY TYCOON GAME!!!!

chris @aftersh0ck.behind.rent go follow my knockback or something. there will be more serious posts there than there ever will be here

A LOT.

Awh yeah. This may or may not be happening.

𝘐'𝘓𝘓 𝘗𝘜𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘍𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘿𝙄𝙍𝙏! (First time writing Kn0ckback!! Apologies if I get things wrong.) (WON'T be entirely serious. There can and will be some shitposts here and there.)