really need to focus on finishing the uni assignment due for today... urghh....

fedi post: words words words meow the reactions: ​:n64_acro:​

university assignment is due for today and I haven't finished it... grumble grumble

i want cuddles right meow

this new teams update is complete garbage

getting high off my own boysmell

I haven't showered in two days... wanna cuddle ​:neoraccoon_kisser:​

smelly linux nerd hellthread

umm cuddles

when something is so embarrassing you just want to transform into a corn cob

twink without a twinkdom to rule...

The most significant downside of the mastodon and so-called fediverse is that it has no users. It's just me from millions of accounts, and to prove that i'll now post this from all of them

The most significant downside of the mastodon and so-called fediverse is that it has no users. It's just me from millions of accounts, and to prove that i'll now post this from all of them

[silly, slightly lewd] im the switch 3 ​:neoraccoon_kisser:​ portable and flexible, carry me from the living room and play with me in ur bed

cutie in my signal DMs...

[lewd, silly] cuddles and frotting

can a "cereal first" girl really love a "milk first" boy

[silly, maybe gross] smelly gamer bf who hasn't showered in a year ​:neoraccoon_pleading:​

genderfluidity, or as I've recently taken to calling it, genderhydroventure

"not cuddlebug" adds u on signal... u won't believe who it is

the ahegao hoodie stays on during the cuddles

there should be an open source casino and gambling game collection. I wanna scratch virtual tickets and play slot machines without consequences, then manipulate the odds just for fun

need someone to rewatch tom scott's computerphile videos with for the thousandth time

I still think this is probably the best thing I have written in quite a while

need to do university work... however... the thrill of being gay on the internet is too high...

I really need to stop neglecting my uni work.....

_british voice screaming into a low quality mic_ CUDDLING IS GOOD FOR YOU

[lewd, towards reader, probably borderline smut] sitting in my lap, u r playing with the joystick ur holding in ur lap, really gripping it tight and focused. im hugging u to keep u comfy. i kiss ur neck and u giggle, i lick ur neck and u shiver. there is no game, yet ur winning

[lewd, silly] joystick? yea, that's what they call my co-

so excited for SDL 3.4.0

one of these days I'll get myself to actually cook food properly... ...but today it is michael waved meal for boylunch

plaid skirts,,, ​:neoraccoon_angel_pleading:​

fedi starter pack that follows everyone named luna

someone sent me a picture of a pumpkin with a raccoon face drawn on it what did they mean by this

[lewd, silly] if you're cold, they're cold. cream inside the pumpkins

I wonder if my new default favourite emoji is gonna confuse someone

pathetic twink squirming like a worm in your DMs for attention

I have always wondered, are Dr. Hax and Doctor Sex related

if you listen to rainbow tylenol you will become GAY! (please listen to rainbow tylenol) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7Frc2lTI8

> Element X: Open the app on another verified device okay, so verifying the session on element on my computer > Element on desktop: To proceed, please accept the verification request on your other device okay, let's start the verification, _clicks start on my phone_ > Element on desktop […]

how in the world do I change the password of a matrix account I apparently have forgotten the password to but am still logged into

RUN DRM? no thanks, I would rather not

eating oomf rn...

[lewd] fedi instance operator: yo my sharkey is fucked someone wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK PLUSHIES": same

born to be gay and cuddle all day, forced to study at university and then work a job

[misinfo, probably actually dangerous] a washing machine can wash dishes if they are durable enough

it must feel so good having a dishwashing machine

must feel good

being must feel so good

being garbage must feel so good