just got winded cleaning and washing my entire couch (all the pillows and sofa cushions and struggling to get all the cases back on) so yep, that’s my workout for the week.

I miss writing so much for hours at a time and my version of polin so much 😞😞😞😞😞

GOODNIGHT MR. BRIDGERTON DO YOU NOT NEED A CHAPERONE SPINSTERS DO NOT NEED CHAPERONES YOU ARE /NOT/ A SPINSTER I AM ON MY THIRD YEAR ON THE MARRIAGE MART WITH NO PROSPECTS TO SHOW FOR IT WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT?????????

iiiiiiiiiii don’t wanna do anything today

raspberry & apricot mini almond tarts 🥮

it feels like summer again and I hate it

look at these forbidden pink berries!!! okay carry on

☔️💧🌱🍂🌽🍲🥖

so unused to feeling support from anyone in leadership or HR that a single meeting where you feel even just a LITTLE heard makes you tear up… yeah that is where we are at, I guess

I consider soup to be a basic food group

the polarization that summer show adds to the timeline is actually so funny to me… it reminds me of GOT all over again (and I get it, it’s a love-hate thing 1000%) and I ask… must a show be good? must it not just be the community-building experience & low key online third place we all yearn for?

just dumped my entire ice cold water bottle into my lap at work happy Tuesday

I love the floral summer to fall transition so much (some childhood backyard faves)

bunelope floating into bton house after getting engaged

they should invent a week that doesn’t chew me up and spit me out into a shell of a human being by the end of it. just a funny little silly request!

making me use generative AI for a required work task?? ha ha ha I want to perish from this earth at the thought 😭

family cats becoming friends 🥹🩵 (aka brothers!!!) 😭

you’re all HORRIBLE influences ily ily

me with lettuce etc etc etc (I must mention my love for this vegetable every time I see a pic like this or I’ll die, sorry)

I woke up wanting to write so badly today whoa I miss this feeling so much

BSKY HAS SAVED POSTS NOW EVERYONE WAKE UP

I don’t watch south park but bsky has limited amounts of gifs and I yearn to return to my random gif posting without context and this is as close as I can get so here you go ok bye

twitter be less shitty challenge: status: failed timestamp: 8 am on a monday a new low! nice!

Guys i miss writing polin

Travel influencer Colin

crashing out

tgif etc etc !!

Me too!!!

Colin posting dweeby thirst traps (that are exclusively for her but she doesn’t know it) has bunelope like

I hate wall e

anyway bolt (2008) is an animated cinematic masterpiece and one of the best disney movies ever made

today was eighty billion hours long

seen so many posts and heard coworkers today talking about how it’s still summer and not to be excited for fall yet… sorry I can’t hear you over my excitement that it’s fall!!!

new bird just dropped!! (to me) (I read a book that mentioned shearwater birds and they’re new to me and I love them)

hi friendly announcement that I will block you on twt if you post something ableist! even if it’s well intentioned!! the world has enough of that already!! ok bye

my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder | a polin fanfiction prologue + first chapter 🍷 ⋆༺𓆩⚔𓆪༻⋆ Princess Penelope Featherington wants to join the rebellion with the help of her least favourite knight, Sir Colin Bridgerton. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/698809...

I’M ON A TRAAAAAAAIN

𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 / 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 Penelope, Colin, and the ups and downs of a long-distance relationship #polinfics (tags in the thread) archiveofourown.org/works/68451226

it will forever be funny (in years I don’t have to move) that 85% of all leases in my entire city fall on September 1st (insane) so anywhere & everywhere becomes utter chaos & all streets & sidewalks are a dumping ground for anything & everything a merry allston christmas to all who celebrate 🎅🏻❤️🎄

started my day by burning my finger badly on the hot water tap in the office that’s spewing cloudy yellow water ended it by slicing the same finger open breaking down massive cardboard popcorn boxes for 1000 students can someone please wrap me in bubble wrap for the rest of back to school season

Feeling like Penelope Featherington the way I’m being forced to wear this garish bright red work polo multiple times over the next two weeks (thanks, full time employment/Portia Featherington)

having a possible allergic reaction to the cologne in the uber I’m in while I’m en route to my allergist appointment … good

I’ve never realized that my entire life I stand with my knees hyperextended and locked and now I’m just staring at peoples legs all the time like ??? realizing I think most people stand with their knees bent slightly is blowing my mind