Swifties need to go touch some grass asap, daaang

Help, my kid asked me “what is colour?”

*me looking for song for my kid… "ABC song by Snoop Dogg" *taps play agresivelly. “hey pups, it’s ya top dog...”

Is there a bluesky iOS client that remembers the post you last saw so you can continue scrolling up? (I miss Tweetbot)

I became a 🍁 citizen last week, and my visitor visa is still valid for another 2 years.

another day, another "Pattern matching binding is spelled with 'case let', not 'let case'" error. 🙈 #swiftlang

Last night my kid had a meltdown because his blanket had wrinkles. 🫥

ya había aceptado que el día termina a las 4:30... ahora resulta que ya temporada de tirar sal, palear nieve y cepillar el pendejo carro alv

Why do I need to read the story of how onions first came to America when just trying to follow a recipe online?!

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Hola.

I’ve forgotten how to “social media”

Unsubscribing from mailing lists be like: Select the categories that you do not want to not be unsubscribed.

Me: *pushing the stroller, opens the door of the café. Hippie looking dude: …AND THATS WHY HUMANS ARE A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON, THEY USE SEX TO.. me: *closes the door. I guess I’m making tea at home.

“Rock is not the devils work, it’s magical and rad” 🥹

How am I close to 20 hours of gameplay in Tears of the Kingdom and feel I haven't done anything meaningful storywise, yet I'm having the best time!? This game is a fucking masterpiece!

I officially come back from pay leave tomorrow and I can’t stop playing TOTK!

2 weeks more of pat leave 🙃

I’m supposed to get push notifications, or are they not ready?

🤞🏽hoping this is the last time I write my bio for a new profile

Hi, azul cielo! 👋🏽☁️