For my nighttime hypno freaks, come check out my pool toy hypnosis and embrace your inner shark!

payhip.com/b/CtA1L Today's #hypnosis release is a fun #pooltoy #transformation that you can all enjoy! Check out "Shark in the Pool(Toy)" today on my payhip!

payhip.com/b/CtA1L Today's #hypnosis release is a fun #pooltoy #transformation that you can all enjoy! Check out "Shark in the Pool(Toy)" today on my payhip!

❗ Quick reminder that age verification on Bluesky is fully client side! Meaning you can easily get around it! More on it here! gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2... #bluesky #age #verification #bypass 👇 Repost so people who need it will find this post! 👇

Nazi dickheads defund more public works in an effort to further harm the planet AND make a quick buck by siphoning the public funds into their own pockets...illegally. Nobody was surprised, everyone hated that, someone just put the fucking dogs down already

Well, not bad. Almost done with some of my comms, surgery on the horizon, everything seems to be going much better now.

Latest headline corrected: Orange moron outlaws critical thinking, country rolls eyes in unison and plans party for his death.

Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

Hilarious. E621 still refuses to close the tickets or add me to the do not post list. Fuck it. We can launch C&D orders instead, I guess.

Over the last year, this has been one of my biggest #hypnosis sellers. payhip.com/b/LGwY9 Why? Y'all like this stuff? What else do you think I should be doing?

I have acquired a dummy plug. It is not for my EVA though, this is for my laptop...to enhance my GM experience for my players.

This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

Good grief. Today is today. Tomorrow isn't here yet, and yesterday is past. Let us enjoy today together.

This is Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov. On this day, 42 years ago, he saved your life and the lives of everyone you love. He saved the world. Google his name.

payhip.com/b/LGwY9 So, I know a lot of you #hypnosis fans like the idea of a HFO. So here's a file that has HFO, a trigger for it, and it makes you a dog. Bark for me.

When burying yourself in your work doesn't help anymore...what do you do?

Hey unless you want everybody around you to think you’re actually a rapist don’t do shit like this lmfao

Happy #werewolfwednesday payhip.com/b/8MT3J Get your #werewolf #hypnosis on!

So I got some really unhinged/drunk ass replies over the years I've been doing stuff, and I gotta ask. The fuck you think you're gonna accomplish by sending me ONE FUCKING WORD, either poorly spelt or utterly without context? Like, how do you function in day to day life?

For my evening #hypnosis feinds

Today is Tuesday. payhip.com/b/OLPBV This is a whole pack of files for giving you the good brain fuzzies. Any questions? #feelgood #hypnosis

Imagine that... comedians fired for making jokes about the regime... The Montreal Star Saturday, 4th of February, 1939. www.newspapers.com/article/the-...

Radio. It's a medium we need to bring back. Here's what I need: People who play music, who aren't signed to some money hungry label, who want to have their music played on an internet radio station. Why? Because it's our 1st amendment right to protest...and music is the ultimate protest. ~R F I

The first amendment is under assault by a neo Nazi movement. The 2nd amendment exists to defend the first. I am not saying assault rifles, but I am saying that violence is never the answer until it is the only answer. And that time is coming fast. May all the gods have mercy upon our souls.

The era of "social media" is crashing hard. Has been since Facebook started, really, but the pace is picking up. I think it might be time to just do our own websites again...maybe have webrings or something? Can't trust someone else with YOUR hard work anymore, basically.

Charlie Kirk contributed absolutely nothing of value to American society, but you'd think he was a beloved media figure on a level akin to Mr. Rogers with the way so many people and organizations are rushing to treat him like a saint.

News headline that grabbed my attention, corrected for fucked media bias. -Nazi regime cabinet of massaging the furhers ego scrutinizes "The View". Fucking right. The gestapo black bags my neighbors and the minister of looking like a narc fucking goes after daytime TV. Time to turn to "real radio"

You heard em. Boycott the overpriced parks and cruises too. Freedom of speech, fuckhead.

Fuck it. Fed up with media...starting my own fucking station #boycotABC #fuckCBS

Boycott ABC. #CancelABC

Happy Transformers Day. New bundle just dropped. #hypnosis #asmr payhip.com/b/OLPBV

Happy Transformers Day

Also, fuck ABC and fuck the FCC. Pirate all the shows you can, folks, the gestapo are coming for your networks now.

Alright alright alright! Got 2 scripts finished, that's spectacular! Now they need to be reviewed and approved by the commissioners, and then I move on to next steps, but I want to try and get as much recording done as I can before my heart - implant surgery in October. Finally scheduled.

Hokay. I have...some thoughts about my art journey. My day is presently split like this: Wake the fuck up at about 6am (or earlier) for wife time. Wife goes to work, I take a walk and do light shopping for dinner. Come home.Collapse and die briefly before eating brekky and doing WORK🧵

Charlie Kirk is dead. Get over it, just like you did every other horrific death splattered on the news. That's what we're supposed to do, right? That's WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO FUCKING DO, GUBMENT MANN

We did it! And before the last of the bills was due (wednesday!) Y'all are amazing. Thank you again, but all 4 slots are now closed for Sept, I will notify you all when I am open for hypno/audio commissions again!

Happy Sunday. It's a good day to just kinda exist and vibe. How are you doing?

Hey all! I am open for sessions. I'm in a really rough financial situation right now that will hopefully be coming to an end in the next couple months. You can check out my info here! mamashark.carrd.co

New #hypnosis #hypnofile out now!

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Even just one more slot taken would change everything. 3 discount slots left, only $250 for a full script written, sound fx, music, voice acted hypnosis file of irrational quality.

I have 3 slots left! C'mon and help me out AND get a wicked commission done!

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Reposting this for the evening crowd. Discounted commissions available for hypnosis or audio drama work!