the new Towa Bird music video is for a song called “Dog” and features her and Katy O’Brian and a leash This almost irresponsible to release it’s going to kill some people on here

Dipping back now that I'm unsuspended in just to say that this place is a poison and I was right to cut it out. Okay byeeeee

My sister went to Berkeley At graduation, the valedictorian’s speech said how they were happy to go to a school that advocates for social change but the only example she gave was “putting balloons in tents to protest a lack of student housing” I read a lot of headlines now that remind me of that

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

I have started to see more posts where people claim that trans people have an idea of “trans supremacy” Like we inherently view ourselves as better people than our cis counterparts The idea that we are being put on a pedestal is so laughably disconnected from reality that I want to live in theirs

“shouting ‘fire’ in a crowded theater” is actually totally okay if you paid extra for the D-BOX seats

Me: scared about how I look in photos How I look in photos:

Me: scared about how I look in photos How I look in photos:

I wish “let’s all gather around for a photo” Didn’t hit my nervous system with the same gut punch feeling as them saying “Let’s compare your bone structure to that of a cis persons”

If only my grandpa could see me now That raging misogynist would be so upset What a lovely thought

oh no I just heard someone else pronounce “jojoba” out loud this is “açaí” all over again

Delusional and extremely rude coworker randomly drops the word fiancé when talking about her boyfriend “Oh wow he proposed to you? Congrats” “Oh no I want him to and he still hasnt so I gave him an ultimatum and call him that now” I dont think you understand what the word fiancé or ultimatum mean

what “perfect album” came out when you were 16?

My favorite eyeliner color is named “Brick” That seems a bit pointed

My grandma clipped coupons out of the newspaper on the kitchen table My mom clipped coupons out of paper ads on the kitchen table I click the tiny plus next to business names in my credit card’s “offers” section Who’s freer?

Welcome to Bluesky! This post is relevant like every 6 months or so

people are often taking things out of context or are a little trigger-happy, but the journalists on here sure do love to circle the wagons to tell the trannies to calm down and make *that* the big issue as fast as humanly possible 👍

Just got a confirmation from my team He does it when I’m not in the room

How the fuck is he still calling me “he” I talk to him every single day he has seen me in a bikini At least he doesn’t have any power over me, he is just my boss and the owner of the business

Look cute today May fuck up my credit score later idk

Telling my therapist that I can’t do a certain day I always fully expect him to be like “Bitch, I know you don’t do anything, that’s literally what we talk about”

I guess some people can’t respond to my posts and comments because Bluesky will say they are deleted That’s cool, not like I post things to engage with people I’m just glad I’m getting lowkey shadowbanned for mostly mid posting

Had to explain to a queer guy what “dysphoria” is Told my partner, she said her coworker who is dating a trans man didn’t know either cis, learn like the basics about trans people, I’m begging you

Topping men and leaving them emasculated And by that I mean: Raising my umbrella above theirs as they walk past

Who could have known it would go like this?

Sorry to anyone who is seeing me argue with “4chan leftists are literal Hitler” dude I need a distraction today and he seems like he wants to be one

“Come to bed honey, you need to sleep” “Just one second” “No more seconds. You are arguing with neo-Mattachine gays about respectability politics in the comments of PinkNews posts. It’s time to put the phone down.”

Had to tell the new guy that his cyberpunk desktop background had a naked woman Goon on your own time, bro

Everything else aside, the combative nature of these posts is an energy I can appreciate I need to start more posts with: “listen up, fuckheads”

“Turns out Tony Hawk is not in the Epstein files” is my sleeper agent activation phrase

The fact that the company behind Hims and Hers hasn’t made a competitor to Plume or Folx called Thems shows that enbys haven’t penetrated the corporate world yet

Congrats to this winter storm, Fern, for being the first out non-binary weather event.

words cant transition without permission from a dictionary

Drawing lines in the sandbox based on where our parents parked and then insulting each other over it

The waiting room for Planned Parenthood on hormone days is the non-binary Met Gala

I wish weed wasn’t named after food now I miss when strains used to have crazy out there names, like Jack Herer

Asking the tattoo artist doing my fake freckles to do a couple malignant melanomas to “get one over” on my dermatologist.

Chewing on unground peppercorns just to feel something

Asking the tattoo artist doing my fake freckles to do a couple malignant melanomas to “get one over” on my dermatologist.

Every trans novel begins like: I (trans woman, duh) woke up in my Brooklyn apartment I share with a roommate we won’t develop Snorted ketamine Casually shit on trans men (figuratively/literally) Go to a job I hate (deadnamed)

“Ice cold fatties!” I shout out The line continues past me Again, I yell “ice cold fatties!” The funeral crowd seems unusually uninterested in my whippets

I prefer my current multiply marginalized trans women to be how they used to be Completely truthful like Sylvia Rivera Absolutely reliable with details like Martha P. Johnson

I don’t know who needs to hear this but You don’t have to keep subjecting yourself to Geese. It’s fine that you don’t like them. I know your friends are acting like a guy named Cameron is god’s gift to music but youre confusing your Spotify algorithm by playing the same 30 seconds of their top song

“Bootlicking furry” is always the funniest dichotomy to me

I think phones are disgusting As in, I regularly clean mine and still think it’s gross Please don’t try to hand me your phone, I won’t take it.

I ate my sister’s first pair of jelly shoes

I thought that TBoy Wrestling was a way to do an event that brought out the community for a night of fun and madness, like pro wrestling Instead it was a way to exploit people while providing little to no compensation and not addressing medical needs, like pro wrestling

We were about a month from launch but apparently I need to change the name of my company The elevator pitch was “do to a cuck chair what was done to gamer chairs”