Had a seizure at work today and wound up at the ER. As the nurses were hooking me up to all the equipment, they asked me some questions. One was if I knew who the current president was. I just giggled & said "somebody nobody wants in office". The 3 nurses working on me all laughed in agreement 😂

This whole situation is disappointing, but it was the right thing to do, and I'm glad he did it. The double standard is just infuriating. If Swalwell or any other Democrat has to resign for their behavior, so should every Republican member of Congress who has ever been accused.

What a shitshow.

Good riddance, bitch ✌️🤣 #JusticeForCricket

* Michael Jackson * BTS (they're all amazing, but including them as 1 group otherwise they'd take up 7/10 spots on this list) * Celine Dion * Whitney Houston * Billie Joe Armstrong * Ville Valo * Eminem * Elton John * Linkin Park/Chester Bennington * Prince

So I just heard Dilemma by @greenday.bsky.social for the first time a couple days ago, and now I am *obsessed* with it. I can't stop singing it. As somebody who has struggled with my own substance abuse over the years...

Donald Trump: "euudjfjeowoishfbfurigohkwiqysfdhfjgoyoeiiwyqlptpglfmmsbxvckaowowpqpdbdbfitoypamnxvagwyrigocmcnsvyqowpqdkhfnxsk." Lara: "He schooled everybody!"

What happened to the group of republicans who said they have the votes to impeach Trump if he moves on Greenland? He's not backing down. Where the hell are you?

We need to make this happen! 💙 #JonStewart2028 @jonstewart2028.bsky.social

He didn't have sex with Trump and Biggs at age 10. Minors cannot consent to having sex. He was raped by Donald Ttrump and Andy Biggs.

How goddamn stupid can a person be?

I like to pride myself on being the bigger person. It's not really my thing to go after people for how they look. I'm no fairytale princess myself. But certain people are just fair game. Laura Loomer is the perfect example. They say the 🎥 adds 10lbs, but what the actual fuck is going on here?

One of these days, our collective dream will come true. Abd the world will celebrate like never before.

Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross.

I hope they do it, but it bothers me that *this* is the line for them. Not the fraud. Not abuse of power. Not the clear defiance of the Constitution. Not the Epstein files. This. Greenland. They're ok with Trump and his goons raping kids, but don't go after Greenland! Fucking pathetic.

Well shit.

💀 Hannity: “When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?” Miller: “Probably around all the times Trump fell asleep in public and rambled about magnets getting wet.” 😂🔥

Call up Kristi Noem, she's going to have to deploy some ice for that burn 🔥

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

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So it's ok for MAGAcucks to say shit like this (2nd image; first image is context- the original post).... ...but I can't express my opinions on Trump because it constitutes an incitement of violence (image 3)?

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

I just got suspended for a week 🤣 Absolutely no regrets- it was 100% worth it.

DHS was created to FIGHT terrorists, not to BE terrorists. It needs to be defunded by congress in 2027, and we should select candidates who run on that platform.

US citizens need to plan a nationwide walkout. A March on washington. Millions of people gethering in front of the Capitol, in front of the White House. Make our presence known. We need Trump and his admin to fear the American people. Right now the gestapo is getting away with MURDER...

Who agrees? ✋

Very nice. Thank you and Merry Christmas! 🎄❤️

{gift link} www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...

"Donald Trump is not just a failure as a President. He is a failure as a human being." – Rob Reiner

For everyone who came out yesterday and hit up nearly every post (at least that I saw) on Twitter to absolutely shut down the inclusion of Michael Jackson and his kids in the Epstein file dump... I am so proud of everyone. The White House is fucking with the wrong man.

As if I needed another reason to hate Trump and his ghoulish goons. This photo was taken at a fundraiser back in 2003 and the children who have been redacted are Michael's first two children, Paris and Prince, and Diana Ross' son.

Fuck the GOP. Fuck every single one of you who voted against extending subsidies. When people start dying, you won't be able to blame this on democrats. You will anyway, but it won't hold water. Fuck. you. 🖕

I still live in New England- and I can't believe anybody would go hiking in this weather! Especially Mount Wash... I wouldn't even hike that in good weather. Unless it was in a car, then we're good! 😂

Am I the only one who's not really a big fan of the holiday season?

I can't... 🤣🤣🤣 The cover of the New York Post this morning...

No way?! Marjorie Taylor Greene is finally resigning from Congress.

Is it just me, or does Trump seem like he's super glazing Mamdani? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw...

Fuck it. I can't wait for Trump to croak. 8647.

MAGA thinking they can dictate what people spend SNAP benefits on because their taxes go to pay for it, is like an employer telling you how you can spend your paycheck because you're being paid with your employer's money.

Is it just me, or are people getting more and more disgusting?

Electing Donald Trump to combat corruption is like electing Charles Manson to bring the murder rate down 🤣🤣

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT! YES! ✊

Already forgotten- that's why Catturd is talking about it. No Kings lives rent-free in MAGAs minds, and for that reason, the protests were a success ✊

Hey MAGA: While you accuse Democtats of trying to take away your Second Amendment rights, Donald Trump is actively trying to do it. If you have even so much as smoked pot, you will not be allowed to own a gun. apnews.com/article/supr...

Here's the problem. Trump has no plans to leave. People need to realize this.

This is some major bullshit.

This hurts my heart to see. Why would anybody take on such a job? I thought MAGA was the party of tradition, of keeping things the same? No, instead they capitulate to the tiny tyrant king, so he can feel better about his tiny- almost non-existent- dick size. Fuck this guy.

@jasonselvig.bsky.social @thegoodliars.bsky.social : "What's on your sign?" "Pam Bondi is a fascist kunt. It's supposed to be spelled with a "c", but I wanted to make it family-friendly." JS: What's on the other side? "Kristi Noem is also a fascist kunt." This woman is the hero we all need 🤣

A starter pack made for anybody looking for more people to follow! Share far and wide! 💙 #NoKings